How will the egos of both Andy Cohen and Kim Kardashian West fit in the Palace Theater? This is what I am tuning in to find out. As soon as Andy introduces James Kennedy who was the DJ on every single show as “The White Kanye” I wonder how James went from one of Andy’s most hated guests on WWHL ever to getting this booking. Say what you will about James but he has come a long way in the past two and a half years. I would have thought there would be no coming back from that episode of WWHL. Who is he boning? Also, he’s supposedly gotten the use of some guy’s credit card. Apparently it runs in the family.
It was horrifying to me to hear that Keeping Up With The Kardashians has been on for ten years. The ratings are really bad lately. Will I live long enough for there to be a complete loss of interest in this family? I feel better than I haven’t watched too many episodes. That said, I must have been taping something on E! last night because I woke up (I sleep with the TV on. It’s a sickness) to KUWTK and I did watch a few episodes while sleeping off and on. I have a lot of dreams in the morning and I blame whichever commenter wrote about dreaming about the housewives the other day for me having my first housewives dream this morning. I KNEW that would happen as soon as I read the comment the other day. It was a bad dream. Something terrible was happening and I was in the car driving on a road I don’t know in real life trying to purchase last minute supplies for Armageddon. This is actually a real part of my anxiety. Do I have enough food and water and ammo to last several days or weeks on hand. So I was off to stock up and I noticed a cute army guy coming out of a building. Then Kenya walks up to him in a beautiful long flowing red gown. She takes his arm and walks into some sort of church bazaar next door. I park kind of in the street and a cop tells me I have to move my car. By the time I go into the church, there is a big crowd of people at all the little booths where I buy various things but never see Kenya again.
It’s time to talk about her Paris robbery. It was really so much more than a robbery. I did eventually see the show where she talks about it and read all the news. It was a horrifying experience. Now she says it has changed her life forever and she is glad it happened. She had lost perspective on what is important in her life. She has stopped wearing jewelry as much. She is wearing pretty much no jewelry tonight except a wedding band. Even her speech is more real now. She says she knew she was going to die. She is on social media less, because she is focused on being present, so when she is in her house, she is hardly on her phone.
Someone asks her if Kourtney hooked up with Justin Bieber. Kim says that she feels she is the closest of her sisters to Kourtney and she would never tell her anything private because she is a very private person. People in the audience start screaming things and she says “bible” which is Kardashian for I really am not lying. I bet a lot of audience members were tossed out of there. They did not know who they were coming to see so the audience is not full of her fans.
Andy asks about Kanye deleting all of his social media in what I saw as an “I don’t want to be famous anymore” Kanye tantrum. Andy asks if he will ever turn it back on. She says she doesn’t know. Andy says he is on a mountain in Colorado or Wyoming or wherever working on the next big thing. Kim says say that sounds like a lot of pressure. She says he is just enjoying some time off. That is certainly not something mothers can do. Can you imagine the backlash if Kim handed off the kids to Kanye to go feel at one with the universe on a mountain top? He did come back into town for their anniversary recently and took Kim and the kids to Disneyland. Do you think this marriage is over?
Kylie’s makeup line is making her a KILLING. So of course Kim is going to copy her and do her own. #BadSister
A gay guy in the audience asks if it was awkward when she exposed Taylor Swift for trying to lie about her knowledge of Kanye’s video since Kendall was on Taylor’s squad at the time. I forget what exactly happened because I don’t really care but either Taylor was in that video he did with all the famous people naked that was an illusion or he did a song that called her out. Anyway the gist of the issue was that Taylor said she was hurt or offended or something and Kim got online with the receipts saying that Kanye asked Taylor in advance if it was okay with her. Kim said it wasn’t awkward at all and she doesn’t think Kendall was on Taylor’s Squad at the time.
Someone from the audience asks how she felt about Kanye meeting with Trump. She says she doesn’t have the same opinions as Kanye on everything and his opinions are evolving. She says that she encourages everyone to go speak with a leader if they feel they can help make a change. She gets a bit of crowd support for that comment and seems pleased with herself.
And says that he interviewed Kaitlyn on his radio show not too long ago and Kaitlyn mentioned that Kim was so compassionate and was sort of the island in the family that he kept going to, and she kept in touch with him during the transition process. I read that Kaitlyn said she had not spoken to Kim since the book came out and that the family had turned on her. I think that is what Andy is trying to get to here. I will say this about Kim, she has become very well-spoken and good at interviews over the past ten years. She says that Kaitlyn will always be someone who helped raised her and taught her so many things. She is proud she is going through this journey and wishes her the best.
Ohhh Plead The Fifth with Kim K. Andy says that Kim asked to play. Andy had asked her to play a scene (probably from the housewives) and she
didn’t want to be associated with that didn’t think acting was her thing so she said let’s just do Plead the Fifth.
Andy is not holding back. He asks what is going on with Monica Rose, the stylist that all the Kardashians used for so long and all recently unfollowed on social media in unison. As soon as I heard this question, I felt like Kim had given Andy the questions she wanted asked. But Kim sort of danced around it. She said she has not used Monica for about four years and for her, that was because when Kanye came in and did his Kim makeover of her wardrobe she had read it that Monica said that was all her idea. So that was her reason. But as for everyone else, she can’t speak for them. I really want to know the answer to this question if any of you will admit to knowing about it in comments.
Question #2 “On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy were you when Kylie and Tyga called it quits?” She doesn’t give a number. She just gives a response about how Kylie hasn’t has any drama in her life since they broke up or something. SHE DID NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. The answer would be a number.
Question #3 What are the chances Kris and Kaitlyn ever speaking again? Now she randomly answers with numbers. “Zer..one..no two. No I would say two percent and those are Kendall and Kylie.”
As they go to commercial Kim says she should have pled the fifth to the question about Monica. Then we hear Andy tell her. “Usually the first question is the hardest and then… ” That said, this show was the very first episode they taped and it was heavily edited. So that bit we just overheard, was probably part of the ruse. I think Kim just wanted to stir the pot with Monica.
And audience member asks him about her plans to have a surrogate carry a third child. I think this will probably happen. Although with Kayne on the mountain top with … well I don’t want to say who I think he is with but let’s just say I wonder if that zygote is on ice somewhere permanently.
The Mazel goes to ten years of the Kardashians. There is a long montage. But the one thing I find amazing is how Kourtney Kardashian gives birth. I’ve seen it on YouTube. She goes into labor and then just reaches down and takes the kid out of her own vagina. It’s the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
The Jackhole goes to olives. Andy holds up a bowl of green and black olives. Apparently Kim hates olives. Andy says you can tell that Kim’s hatred of olives is real because, “she doesn’t even like the black ones.” The audience finds that hysterical.
There was a LOT of editing regarding audience feedback. I so wish my spy had gotten into this. If anyone knows someone who was there, please send them my way. From what I have seen, they were never going to let the normal people in anyway and everyone in the audience were writers for various entertainment sites. That means today there will be a MILLION headlines. No wonder she went first it was all publicity for the both of them.