I am screwing around looking into a story that I am trying to pass off on Becky J. because of all the twists and turns and the major ick factor. It is totally unrelated to this post, but do click on the link for Becky and follow her on Twitter. She gets paid in my undying appreciation and the opportunity to get some followers on social media. So if you are on Twitter, do your thing. That goes for The Lady Cocotte as well.
Anyway, I try to take some time off from Friday night through mid-Sunday. And by time off I mean I’m farting around with no pressure to get up quick recaps and only post once a day or so unless something really juicy is going down. And something really juicy is going down but again, it is the kind of thing I am uncomfortable covering.
ANYWAY, in the process of futzing about tonight while bingewatching Shots Fired on Fox (If you watch John Ridley shows, you will like it, it’s not that traumatic but it is compelling and informative) and the movie War Dogs, which is excellent and only sorta kinda about war and based on a true story, I ended up at Crazy Days and Nights.
Rumor has it the original owner of that site sold it a while back and there is a new person. I have no idea if that is true or not, but like every good site there was sort of a mutiny about that and as always someone thought they could start their own site to bitch about how awful CDAN was while reposting all of Enty’s blinds. This never goes well. But the site is better than ever with all the jackholes not posting there anymore.
So I click on to CDAN while researching something and the very first blind is…
Don’t believe the hype. As much as this former reality star/celebrity mom pumps out stories about her daughter through every PR team/tabloid possible, and as much as she might wish it to be true, the daughter is a yachter and is never going to land the A+ list mostly movie actor, let alone even date him. So, stop trying to plant stories saying they are a couple.
I just could not stop laughing. The number of people who know about the pimping ways of a certain someone is amazing. It’s not just restricted to the family business. Mama seems to think she is going to marry her second favorite daughter off to the world’s oldest celebrity bachelor now that George Clooney got married. Heh, betcha thought I didn’t have George Clooney link.
This woman! Always hustling…
lemon-head hadid. i think i’ve read in every single blind that those girls are yacht girls; who knows if it’s true but they post lots of pictures. on yachts. allegedly. :/
That site has actually been sold st least 4 times in the last ten years. It really used to be a great site. The original enty still stops in time to time with these lovely long and rambley blind items about his first hand experiences. Now the blind items are just predictable. 90% of people who read gossip blogs know Yolanda used to yacht and that she introduced her girls to it.
Would that bachelor be Leo DiCaprio? That’d be my guess.
I was thinking Leo too!
bella hadid
Yolanda apparently doesn’t care what kind of riff raff she pushes her daughters to. Leo may be rich but I wouldn’t want my daughter hooked up to a drunken, party boy, model banger. It’s sad that her and that Kardashian ringleader care more about fame and money than the well being of their children.
What is wrong with that woman?
Leo is a serial model hunter, if he did not marry Giselle plus sooo many others, no way in hell he is going to marry Bella. Keep dreaming Yolanda. we GiGi is the real star of the family anyhow.
As if he’d marry a brunette. He’s exclusively into blondes.
Not to mention Leo is closeted.
What makes you say that?
Everybody knows that!
Bella and Leo.
I was just reading an article about the yacht girls at Cannes and how much money they make. Wasn’t Bella just at Cannes? I don’t think she has a movie there does she?
Yes she was in Cannes and damn near naked on the red carpet. She’s clearly being pimped hard.
Bella is always 3/4 naked. Why bother with the lace when we can see nips and pubes.
Think we all know now the reference for the Haddid’s and their target might have been Leo…
Curious if Lemon-head ( love that) would be doing the same for son? Don’t know if any offspring are Mensa candidates.. but let them live their own lives.
This is SO disturbing to me, WTF is wrong with these parents??? I guess if your entire life is built around your appearance then you’d not feel anything more about yourself than the outside. Plus there was the crazy munchausen lymeopause which just magically went away. This is some serious dysfunction crap. I’m more concerned with the mental health than the outside. Yolanda get some help!
If Leo doesn’t work out, Yo would happily pimp out her daughter to any wealthy much older man on the yacht.
Yolanda, not Gigi, and Leo
Celine Dion sings My Tart Will Go On, for a price. Titanic news! Yolanda sinks deeper!
Thought I’d Google to see who Bella is supposedly dating but all I found was Odell Beckham.
As to the Yacht girl thing, maybe it’s just me but since rich men love to be surrounded by beautiful model types, I’d imagine a number of models become Yacht Girls early in their careers to help pay the bills. But that’s just me.
Try googling Bella + Leo – you will get a bunch of articles dissecting the story and coming to the conclusion it is BS. A ‘source’ however is relentlessly plugging this unverified tale to the tabloids as true. Now…. who could that be?
This whole yachting thing with models has been going on for a long time! Have you read “Trading Up” by Candace Bushnell? It’s a novel, but the whole backstory about the yachting is quite disturbing. It’s a shame that these girls get roped into it
Yolanda has always disgusted me. Luckily she’s off the show now although I’m sure her insta OMG-DWTS- OBVI-WINNER -BUT-OBVI-LOSER will continue to get preferential treatment around here cus hey her last name ain’t VANDERPUMP and she never dissed the domain owner but really who is Erika Jayne besides someone that’s CONSTANTLY being pimped by ANDY and TT like all the usual NOTHING suspects that FADE into OBLIVION. Hopefully Ms. Tattles gets over her dream pipe of LVP going anywhere since she is the ONLY STAR that MATTERS and her working OVERTIME to prove anything otherwise just continues to give shine to LVP’s star. It’s hilarious to watch her try anything otherwise tho. Like Erika would REALLY WIN DWTS. HA-larious! Thanks for the laughs.
I’m not even sure what you are trying to say here. Is this just another off topic post of you lapping at LVP’s lady pond? They are usually at least coherent.
Mama pimp is working the phones hard today showing off her working girl with a race car driver more than half naked one the yacht. It’s really sad.
Sad day.. Imagine your Mom thinking the only thing you can amount to in life is how rich a man you can play! Never thought Yo was that smart but Mo isn’t much better.
I remember when Yo brought Gigi to NY for College.. All for show.
No. To stake out the best corners.
Whie some struggle to be the best at their chosen profession others resort to the world’s oldest with Mama Huggy Bear at the helm learnin’ her children how to take it lying down. Stand up parenting or pimping?
Too many to enumerate now..Why only the girls?
So this is basically a modern day “Harlots”. Who needs enemys when you got such a loving mama.