There are many desperate acts that people go to in order to get another season, and six figure paycheck on the many franchises of The Real Housewives. You can commit a felony, drive someone to suicide, toss a drink in a cast mates face, spill a shocking secret about the conception of a castmates children, grab someone by the hair, push Andy Cohen back down into his seat, hire a fake boyfriend, continue to date an abusive man, file for divorce, propose to you man, go to jail, film your husband going to jail or just be fabulous.
At the end of filming RHONJ Danielle Staub opted to get engaged to some dude named Marty Caffrey. Bless his heart.
Staub has been engaged a billion times before. The last time I think was some Navy SEAL that she met on Tinder a couple years ago. Some sort of racist audio leaked out that was supposedly of Danielle saying horrible things and that relationship ended.
She married a guy once who after they broke up said they both did cocaine all the time, the marriage didn’t count because he was actually already married, she was some sort of sexual deviant and he was afraid of her. She accused him of raping her and putting a gun in her vagina or something. It’s late and I don’t remember all the details.
I think her only real marriage, was to the father of her daughters, Mr. Staub. He owned a gym or something and seemed like a normal person.
So um, anyway… Mazel Tov I guess?
IMO after a certain age, “engagement” is inappropriate. Set the date, invite family & close friends. Then just do it. Not being ageist, just realistic. Jeez, this is her 20th? Story line I guess. More bore. Yawn. Nothing can save this show, bunch of Jersey meatheads.
Totally agree with you on “engagement” issue. What is it about this woman that creeps me out? Maybe her eyebrows? Thought you were going to call them jersey meatballs… but then everyone one of them seems to be opening pizza and pasta joints.
20 TIMES? I got to find a table to flip. I personally can’t wait to see her back I didn’t love her but I really enjoyed watching
Not sure why, but to me he looks like a homeless guy who has been given a makeover.
She always had the weirdest guys around her. Remember that punk who always wanted to “kick the crap” out of people?
I think his name was Danny. A punk is a punk is a punk!!!
Mary, I googled that guy one time. He is crazy for sure…like scary, dangerous crazy.
Yes the scrawny one who thought he could whip everyone’s ass–the one who called Albie/Chris a fag or something. He always had that silent dude with him too didn’t he? Just unreal. I need to go back and watch that ! LOL
I about died when your “just be fabulous” link went to Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson. LMAO good one!
I knew I was watching too much Bravo when I knew immediately which housewives you were referring to without clicking on the links.
Danielle is a total trainwreck but it will be interesting to see what she brings to the (flipped) table. I wonder if she will be bringing back her Sweat-Hog-Mafia-Wanna-Be friends.
Did she fix her fake and square tits? I gotta admit, I miss Kim G! She’s a very sick woman but she was entertaining.
Aw man I hated that woman.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud!!
My mind goes back to Teresa ,in the middle of the table flipping barrage as she screams ” engaged 20 TIMES!!!!!!” -which really means, “slept with 20 guys(but called it engaged) in front of her young daughters”,
in that delicate, refined, low key voice of discretion ( I mean, hurled in that nasal New Joyseee twang).
Did anyone, from producers to directors, to Danielle herself, actually believe there is one NJ audience member who would find her engagement to another schmuck something to celebrate/believe in/consider real? She has spent so many years exaggerating(lying/pretending/dramatizing) everything in her life that
I can believe she can bring nonsensical drama to NJ as they attempt to revive it one more time. Between Danny and his fake, big talk no action, thugs, to her multisex partners, you name it, she has said or done it.
So you’ll understand when I take any “engagement” with a ton of salt, it’s about as real as Luanne’s wedding for pure love is. And done for the same reason-to get more attention and another season focused on herself.
One of the worst things, I have noticed from Bravo is their hype over a situation that may happen 6 episodes before they air it. Ratings. This teaser , with Danielle’s engagement may not show up for months!
Have started actually reading books again..At least, but I don’t, could read the last chapter… with Bravo not ever.
I stopped watching before the felon returned. Danielle was good tv, though…
Funny to see this since I am spending this rainy day drinking coffee, eating Thin Mints and binge watching season one of Jersey. They are in the casino shop trying on bathing suits.
put my thin mints in my hot chocolate.
@Peachy…mine were in the freezer.
On Bravo or where? I can see blogs etc. but haven’t been able to watch anything because i have an android phone.
I watch old ones on Hulu.
Hahahaha eye roll girl you made my day with this!
Danielle may be fifty shades of crazy, but her daughter’s have turned out to be lovely, educated young women. Christine is in grad school and Jillian is an undergrad.
Why fire the Merrygoround of life without reaching for the brass ring? It maybe within your reach if you’re willing to stretch a little and accept all that glitters is not gold. My tarnished experience. Shine.