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Jacques’ RHOA End Of Season Report Card

May 15, 2017 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

By Jacques

The ninth season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally wrapped last week, and what a season it was. Part four of the reunion was some of the most compelling, high-stakes television I’ve seen in forever – prestige cable dramas be damned. Don’t @ me. Personally, things played out great for me in that everybody I like came off well, while the ladies I hate were blown to pieces. I just love it when things go my way! Anyway, here’s my end of season report card. Let me know if you agree!

Most Valuable Player: Kandi

Kandi snatched the center peach again this season and boy did she deserve it. Outside of being involved in one of the most scandalous storylines in Housewives history with #lesbiangate, one thing that really stood out was what a good sport Kandi was. She was clearly set up by Bravo and Block with that deadbeat daddy storyline, but she let it play it out for the viewers and made great television in the process.

She delivered a lot this season, from her personal family drama and adjusting to a new baby with Ace, to her subsequent feud with Porsha and reunion showdown with Phaedra. With other Housewives hiring boyfriends and faking business ventures for TV, the franchise is getting a little too contrived these days, but Kandi always delivers the authenticity that viewers crave. At this point, I’d say she’s as important to RHOA as Nene is, and if Nene returns full-time next season, then I hope to see the two share the center peach.

Verdict: Delivered

Most Tired: Porsha

I’ve had a huge problem with Porsha for years now, and I believe her demotion to a friend role in season 7 should’ve remained that way moving forward. I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that she doesn’t make good TV sometimes (her testimonials always have me rolling), but this woman hasn’t had a real storyline since her divorce from Kordell. I know that most Housewives exaggerate or even fabricate things for the show at times, but Porsha’s fakery was on another level. From Todd and the babynup to her on-camera anger management to her bullshit Freak ‘n Fraud alliance to spreading the sex dungeon rumours which even her dumb ass couldn’t have possibly believed, she was nothing but FAKE FAKE FAKE. Even her reunion meltdown is questionable at this point.

Between her lies and her penchant for physical violence, Porsha behaves like she’s on a VH1 or WEtv series. Say what you want about Bravo, but it’s the cream of the crop for this genre of reality television and Porsha just isn’t up to par. She belongs on Love & Hip-Hop or Basketball Wives. Normally I’d say she just needs to be demoted, but in light of her bringing up the drugging and raping allegations on camera with no proof, she should probably be fired.

Verdict: Dump

Most Messy: Sheree

Whether she’s carrying bones or just being Miss Messy, Sheree worked hard for her cheque this year. She was the source of non-stop drama, but it was mostly good-natured shade throwing instead of the low down and dirty antics of Freak ‘n Fraud. I don’t know if her Bob storyline was actually real or not, but either way it felt genuine on the show and showed a more vulnerable side of Sheree that we’ve never seen before. She also had some of the funniest testimonials of the season, and the whole Chateau Sheree Vs. Moore Manor was screamingly hilarious. Was I the only one into that?

This was probably her strongest season ever and it proved that producers made the right decision in bringing her back. With that said, I still want her to be held accountable for her dubious financial situation and unfinished house, and I’ll be ready with the popcorn when it eventually all comes out. Kenya failed to make Chateau Thelma a storyline this season, but I’m confident she’ll make it stick next year!

Verdict: Delivered

Most Improved: Kenya

First of all, let me say that I’m #TeamTwirl and I’m not implying that Kenya was bad before and suddenly became bearable. But Ms. Moore finally proved that she could hold her own on the show without being the main villain. Not that she didn’t try, she pulled some mega shady shit, like exposing Sheree’s financial situation, trying to antagonize Porsha into being violent again, and throwing the divorce party to get under Phaedra’s skin, but most of it didn’t stick. What we got was the Matt storyline, which was more compelling than I expected, and the house feud which was a tonne of fun. For the record, Moore Manor is the superior house and I love that Kenya lives within her means. Sheree’s busted unfinished McMansion is a travesty and one she can’t afford to boot.

The reunion was a particularly delicious moment for Kenya. Coming off of her best season ever, she dragged Phaedra and Porsha at every turn and officially emerged as the victor in her long-running feud with the pair of them while they were exposed as the scheming frauds that they are. Twirl has now atoned for her appalling behaviour towards Kim Fields last year. Now I’m looking forward to season ten, where I just know she is going to team up with Nene and absolutely destroy Porsha and Kim Zolciak. Yass!

Verdict: Delivered

Most Underrated: Cynthia

I know Cynthia is often slammed for being the ‘boring’ ATL Housewife who’s worn out her welcome, but I couldn’t disagree more. She brings class and glamour to the series, and her level-headed nature is needed to balance out some of the crazier cast members. She brings it in her testimonials with her various wigs and playful shade, and she’s had a great evolution from her first season until now. It’s a misconception that every Housewife needs to be wild and crazy to be compelling. There’s a huge difference between the normal, voice of reason character (Cynthia, Eileen, Carole) and the snooze-worthy, refuses to engage in juicy drama Housewife (current Camille, Susie, Kathryn). My only Cynthia criticism is her worn out Peter plot, but she seems to have finally wrapped that up now and is preparing for the good ol’ post-divorce single and ready to mingle storyline. Bring it on!

Verdict: Delivered

Most Despicable: Phaedra

As a Bravo fan, I’m not against playing dirty. In fact, some of my all-time favourite Housewives (Tamra, Kenya, and Lydia Schiavello) have gone about as low as you can go. But what I absolutely cannot stand are Housewives that want to do their dirty work off camera while portraying a perfect facade on camera. It’s an insult to the viewers and it messes up storylines on the show. It takes the real out of reality television. It’s why I hate Lisa Vanderpump, and it’s why I now hate Phaedra. What she did to Kandi this season was by far the worst and most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in Housewives history, and the fact that she did it all off camera while portraying herself on the show as a church-going political activist just made it even worse. Nothing about her is authentic and I’m just sick of it. Even if she hadn’t done what she did to Kandi, I’d still want her gone just for being a total fraud. This is somebody I never want to see back on the Real Housewives ever again.

Verdict: Dump

Best Friend: Shamea

I’m by no means a Shamea stan, but she was an important piece of a major storyline and she played her part without going overboard. The best thing a Friend of the Housewives can do is just be themselves and hope that it’s enough to get asked back again, and that’s what Shamea did.

Verdict: Delivered

Worst Friend: Marlo

I’ve always enjoyed Marlo’s appearances, but honey, this season the thirst was real. Marlo’s always rehearsed her reads and played up to the cameras, but she took things to a new level with her vicious attacks on Kenya over a minor slight. Her insult about Kenya’s deadbeat mother was a low point in a season that already had drug and rape allegations. Luckily, Twirl was smart enough not to take the bait and gave Marlo nothing back, thus squashing any feud and potential storyline. For the most part, Marlo had me cringing more than laughing and left me questioning if her time on the franchise is finally at an end. I mean, hasn’t Shamea basically replaced her at this point?

Verdict: Dump

Most Unnecessary: Kim Zolciak-Biermann

I was so excited when Kim popped up in the mid-season trailer. After all, who doesn’t love an OG comeback? But I was left sorely disappointed after watching her scene. Her attack on Kenya was completely contrived and a desperate play for a more lucrative contract next season. Pretending she didn’t know Kenya’s name when they’d previously filmed half a season together was just embarrassing. It was literally Marlo Hampton levels of thirst and desperation. And then Kim had her ass handed to her when Kenya dragged her plastic surgery and Kroy’s unemployment which just made her look even more pathetic. She could’ve started something with Kenya in a more realistic way, but to take it from zero to one hundred when the pair were friendly acquaintances was just bad TV. I know she’s coming back next season, so I hope Bravo have had a little talk to her about keeping it real. She was a serial liar during her original stint on the show, is that what we’re going to get upon her return too?

Verdict: Dump

Jacques is a journalist for SBS PopAsia, Idolator, and Daily Mail Australia. You can follow him on Twitter at @arcadeyblog.

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Filed Under: Cynthia Bailey, Entertainment News, Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Phaedra Parks, Porsha Williams, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, Sheree Whitfield Tagged With: Cynthia Bailey, Entertainment News, Filming Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Kim Biermann, Kroy Biermann, Peter Thomas, Phaedra Parks, Porsha Williams, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, Sheree Whitfield, Todd Tucker

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  1. Jill says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    I like the format of how this is written. It was a sweet little sip of tea…

    Reply
    • scifichick119 says

      May 15, 2017 at 6:43 pm

      agreed

      Reply
  2. Jrleaguer says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    I did not see the secret/behind the scenes drek that they aired last night and my dvr failed to record it. Maybe I should take it as a sign from above that I should bow out of my RHOA viewing altogether.

    Reply
    • scifichick119 says

      May 16, 2017 at 8:20 am

      Honestly it was a really good reveal.

      Reply
  3. gapeachinsc says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    You nailed it, Jacques!! I completely agree with your report card. Thank you for posting!!

    Reply
  4. Karen says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    That was enjoyable. Thanks!

    Reply
  5. Katherine 2.0 says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Bravo! Excellent wrap up and I agree wholeheartedly with your scorecard. A contrite and authentic Porsha next year could go a long way in redeeming herself, but I fear she may have fallen too far to make the climb now.

    Kandi deserves a big fat raise.

    Reply
  6. LoveJones says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Great post, nothing but facts.

    Reply
  7. Jaded says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    Nice little wrap up. I couldn’t agree more. Kandi really impressed me this season with all she had on her plate and how well she handled it. I’m always on the fence with Kenya, generally like her more than dislike. Love Cynthia. Happy Phaedra is gone and crossing my fingers for Porsha to join her. Thank you for articulating my problem with LVP.

    Reply
  8. Peachy Keen says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Appreciate the post. I think it sums things up the way most of viewers feel.

    Reply
  9. Jenn says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    OMG that screen grab of Kim kills me every time.

    Reply
    • scifichick119 says

      May 16, 2017 at 8:21 am

      She does have duck lips right? I’m no the only one that thinks she looks like a duck?

      Reply
  10. sunkissed748 says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Wonderfully said. Thank you. Each & every assessment was “A #1”. Does anyone know when the officially dumped list will be publicized? Just want to know…like now!!!!! 🙂

    Reply
  11. Whine and Shade says

    May 15, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    I totally agree with you.. especially about Cynthia… Not everyone has to bring drama. All about balance..

    Wonderfully Written Jacques!

    Reply
  12. sundayhare3 says

    May 15, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Absolutely loved this. Agreed with EVERYTHING you said!

    Reply
  13. Opela88 says

    May 15, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    I agree with everything ! Omg !! I ageee Porsha reminds me of someone from a VH1 show. And Kim Z who o like doesn’t need to come back

    Reply
  14. AKA Riley says

    May 15, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Jacques, oh Jacques, where have you been!! That was wonderful and I happen to agree with every single point you made. It was like you looked inside my head and recorded every thought, feeling and gripe I’ve felt.
    Very well written and most enjoyable to read. Here’s hoping we see/read a lot more from you. Thanks, it was better than great. It was fabulous.

    Reply
  15. CaliSteve says

    May 15, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Love the Report Card!

    Reply
  16. Margaret Shepard says

    May 15, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    I agree with all of the assessments and boy that’s rare for me. Could not agree more.

    Reply
  17. tamaratattles says

    May 15, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Glad you guys are showing Jacques some love! If you missed his Report Card on RHOBH click here to read it!

    http://tamaratattles.com/2017/04/08/rhobh-season-7-report-card-who-delivered-who-deserves-the-dumpster/

    Reply
  18. thetatumtalks says

    May 15, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Sorry…Kenya was put in her place by Kim.

    Reply
  19. Karebear says

    May 15, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Keeping it real and flirty fun thank you for the mini escape

    Reply
  20. MrPrez says

    May 16, 2017 at 1:20 am

    I went from completely disagreeing with your RHoBH report card to 100% agreeing with your Atlanta one! Especially agree with your Kim assessment.

    Reply
  21. LaNY says

    May 16, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    I haven’t commented much on this show because I didn’t consistently watch this season but from what I’m reading on the blogs it appears that Andy is hinting that Phaedra is fired because the other women refuse to film with her. I would think her actions alone should be reason enough!

    It’s interesting that this method appears to have worked for Phaedra but not Porsha.

    Correct me if I’m wrong but the season after Porsha dragged Kenya didn’t all of the women (except Phaedra) say they didn’t want to film with Porsha but that fell on deaf ears?!

    It seems that Porsha is an exception to this rule and even if the women refuse to film with Porsha, Bravo’s response to that would be to bring Porsha’s sister on full time or bring one of Porsha’s other girlfriends onto the show to film with her.

    It seems the network protects Porsha at all cost and the other women appear powerless to do anything about it.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 16, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Andy’s version of things he tells the world is very skewed. She was fired because all of lies that HE believed. Andy was blindsided by her at the reunion. And also because she appeared to be on drugs at the reunion. Allegedly.

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      • lopsided says

        May 21, 2017 at 1:46 pm

        Andy went straight for Phaedra at the reunion. He was NOT blindsided. Kandi asked Andy, do you see what I mean(Phaedra lies)…Andy”s first response was something like “What, what do you mean?”…then he finally said after Kandi said more, “I’m shocked”. Andy was intentional in his efforts to get Phaedra. His unrelenting inquiry of the drugging-dungeon rumor was only to get her. And I’m happy she did get got. She did not appear drugged though,, just apathetic, diabolical, unbothered doing the attorney dance in an effort to reduce accountability for whats to come when Kandi bring a lawsuit against Mrs.officer of the court, and her law license, and rightfully so because those lies were created by Phaedra.

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    • DLB says

      May 17, 2017 at 2:44 am

      Andy and/or Bravo wanted to get rid of Phaedra. Too much of a hit job going on against her because if what she did (repeating a rumor only) was so bad, why keep playing the show, i.e. secrets revealed; why keep doing interviews, i.e. nobody wanted to work with her; & why have other housewives disparage her openly in the media, i.e. kim, nene, bethanny who only came out after Lisa showed her some support. Maybe because Phaedra don’t let them know all of her business & they got tired of it or maybe because she was trying to do something positive & Andy wants only to see black women being ratchet. Don’t know. They all have lied since coming on to the show, including Khandi. I remember some things she emphatically stated she didn’t do & now find out she does do & has always done. Anyway, hate Phaedra all you want–your perogative, but she has already done other media projects outside of RHOA that will be coming out shortly (not her attending omarosa’s wedding). Also, when you go to RHOA facebook page, Phaedra still has alot of supporters & yes, khandi has alot of people that can’t stand her & her thug family, i.e. one commenter called khandi/mama joyce, messy bitch 1 & 2 (lol).

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 17, 2017 at 3:08 am

        Hi DLB,

        You will get a lot of answers when the ATL people wake up in the morning. In other news, my name is Tamara, I live in Atlanta and if you look back in my archives I know a few things. Try searching my box for Parks v Stanton and then move on from there.

        Reply

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