Tonight on WWHL, Carole’s mom is the bartender. I love her! I don’t really know who Anthony, the other guest is, but apparently he has a show on Comedy Central as a Trump impersonator and his sister-in-law is Christina Hendricks. Anthony is also super fan who got in a fight with Ramona over Trump at Luann’s Christmas party. Ramona was very pro Trump and was arguing with Anthony over the wall. They also fought over the fact that Ramona could not access her photos on her iPhone. This was a story that went nowhere. But it does let us know that Carole will never be tight with Ramona the Trump supporter.
Carole is wearing what I presume to be a very expensive dress. Carole never looks right in the dresses she chooses. They are all very Little House on The Prairie: The Church Episode.
Carole attempts to give us the entire provenance of her couch and says that it is currently out of her house to be recovered. I keep meaning to see if I could get someone to just clean my current couch and inject it with a ton more cushion on one end and the two armrests. There is nothing wrong with the leather; it’s just my vast heft has caused an unbearable dent in one end and the armrests have always been underfilled.
Andy says he has known “Radzi” since the 90s. Didn’t we previously get a much different story? Someone?
Ramona said on the show tonight she was not going to be confrontational with Bethenny. The poll question was, on a scale of 1-10 how confrontational was she? Pollsters said 9.
Anthony is very funny and a great Trump impersonator.
It’s shotski night and once I saw Carole’s entire dress, I LOVE IT!. It’s not Little House at all. It’s a very pretty mini dress and whatever she paid for it is money well spent!
In what must have been a six minute commercial break, they play “behind the scenes at WWHL ” on a split screen. Carole and Anthony become engrossed in a conversation the entire time. Andy fucks around on his phone because he cannot be off it for thirty minutes. Makeup comes out for everyone right away because they have been on camera for TEN LONG MINUTES without a touch up. Carole’s mom just hangs out for a bit and eventually Andy gets bored strutting around like a peacock and chats with her. Clearly more photo ops for Andy. At one point the ad was for NBCU and Andy was preening for that at the same time. When Andy goes back to his seat to read the next set of viewer questions he was given, Carole’s mom was suddenly the new audience hype girl getting them to clap when they came back from commericial. It was all a ridiculous insight into Andy Cohen He REALLY IS THAT NEEDY.
Next week on RHONY, Ramona has a scene with some girl named Missy and another woman. Ramona claims that Missy thought she was in an exclusive relationship with Tom until she walked in on him and Luann. I don’t think Carole was supposed to say her name. But she says that she met Missy at a cocktail party Ramona threw later in the season but she had no idea about this scene. Fun Fact: the housewives get the screener for the new episode at some point in the week before it airs so that it stirs up new conflict in real time for ratings.
Back to Carole’s dress, which fascinates me. It seems they keep giving her a tight shot because the dress has open sides and her “fat rolls” are showing. I know, it’s not possible for Carole to have fat rolls, it is just that when she is sitting her loose skin on her frame seems to be folding a bit. I have backed up and paused it. It is a at the 18 minute mark. It appears that there is illusion fabric there and that the waist is very tight causing quite a bit of “fat rolls” to the degree someone like Carole can have such a thing. I am sure she will be horrified when if she notices this. Clearly Carole is thin as a rail but there are three pronounced rolls above the tight waistband and I assume a kind camera crew is the reason we don’t get many good views of this dress while she is seated.
Apparently, Alec Baldwin and Anthony got into it on Twitter about the dueling Trump imitations. I think they both are great but this guy, is REALLY, REALLY good. If he called me on the phone (and just for fund let’s pretend I answer my phone) and told me he was Trump calling to ask me to take over the Secretary of Education position, I’d believe it.
Some idiot gets through which will cost someone their job. I hope it is not T. Kyle. And her drunken questions were Do you think Phaedra made the stuff up about Kandi and do you think Andy is overplaying his hand with all these game shows?
Um. Wow. Stupid people.
Andy says he is only doing one game show, Love Connection. Both guests are like… um…Andy can do whatever shows he wants. Then Andy makes SURE to include the Phaedra question. Anthony says sometimes people make up stories driven by the pain within them. Andy likes that. Anthony will be back.