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RHONJ In Milan… Filming What Not To Wear?

May 10, 2017 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

It's all about #fashion #Milan thanks to @throwitonurback for putting me together…hair #extension credits @letresschichair

A post shared by Danielle Staub (@danielle_staub) on May 10, 2017 at 11:32am PDT

I am at a loss about what function in Milan calls for this get up. I need you to help me with this. The only thing I have heard is that the ladies are struggling with the time change. This is because they did not take the red eye. If you take the last flight out around 11 or 12 depending on the airport, and pregame in the SkyMiles lounge with plenty of booze, you can sleep the whole flight and wake up fresh as a daisy in Milan (or Paris, or wherever) around 8 am the next morning! Bonus, no hotel bill. The only down side is you can’t always check into your room that early. That just means go eat a nice meal somewhere and then come back to freshen up?.

Melissa and Teresa were appropriately dressed for daytime tourism though.

But seriously, Where is Danielle going in this?

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ Tagged With: Danielle Staub, Entertainment News, Milan, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ

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  1. JoJoFLL says

    May 10, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    It looks like a shortie bathrobe for a teddy.

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  2. Johnny says

    May 10, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    Nowhere. Nowhere in Milan, and nowhere in the world.

    Milan is my favorite place on earth, because the people are effortlessly stylish and perfectly accessorized. Even a ride on the Metro is a lesson in elegance, every time I’ve been there I’ve noticed that Milanese women are playful with their clothes but they don’t veer into the tacky styles of Rome or some of the cities further south in Italy.

    And then this trick shows up. In her shapeless polyester trashbag, paired with those totally mismatched shoes and bag. And the plastic hair, God forbid she strays too close to a candle.

    I almost feel bad for her. A normal person would probably feel self-conscious surrounded by the natural style and beauty in Milan, but she’s always struck me as desperately deluded so I’m sure she imagines people are staring because she looks good. Tragic!

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    • Elizabettacarrera (@elizabettacarer) says

      May 11, 2017 at 12:40 pm

      I am always amazed at the New Jersey Housewives’ style. They are soooooo declasse and over done and they wear it with such confidence! Go figure!

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      • Johnny says

        May 11, 2017 at 12:46 pm

        I guess you have to admire the chutzpah. It must take quite some audacity to look that bad and feel so good lol!

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  3. PlusOneForLuck says

    May 10, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    Poor thing forgot to change out of her jammies before leaving her room!! ?

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  4. T D says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    If there’s a fashion God she’s going back to her room to contemplate her sins.

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  5. Pamela Cox says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    That outfit is all kinds of wrong. It doesn’t matter what occasion or where you live.

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  6. Amber D says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    The outfit and the horrendous hair just scream desperate. Ugh I cannot stand these morons dressing like they are in their twenties!!!

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  7. Mark says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Have you not heard about the world famous Annual Polyester Kimono Convention in Milan? Uncultured buffoon…

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  8. Karebear says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Zsa Zsa Gabor from Green Acres once her grow back

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    • T D says

      May 10, 2017 at 9:51 pm

      That was Eva. At least she could cook hotcakes. She courock a potato sack of she had to.

      Reply
  9. Karebear says

    May 10, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Oops robe back lol whatever

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  10. Margaret Shepard says

    May 10, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Put on some white pants and killer red heels! That’s a lot of hair but Danielle looks good.

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      September 8, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      Maybe if she was headed for the Garden State Plaza Mall.
      Red Heels? With that? Yikes.

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  11. T D says

    May 10, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    An angel sans wings and something to cover her hind end. Always cover your ass no matter how much you like to show it.

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  12. BMW says

    May 10, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Was Teresa there? I thought, if you are a Felon on probation, you couldn’t leave the Country. Also most Countries do not allow Felons in.

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  13. Shaun says

    May 10, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Danielle needs a new stylist. You can see all the outfits she’s created for Danielle on her stylist’s page in the Instagram post. They all look terrible. Maybe it’s a Jersey thing?

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  14. BamaBelle says

    May 11, 2017 at 8:33 am

    Somwhere a high school ensemble singer/dancer is searching for her “Beauty School Dropout” costume.

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    • Elizabettacarrera (@elizabettacarer) says

      May 11, 2017 at 12:42 pm

      Best. Comment. Of. The. Day.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 12, 2017 at 2:16 am

      Thank you for showing TD this is how it is done. In normal conversation. Not a wild spamming of Suessian rhymes. Gold star of the day.

      Reply
      • T D says

        May 14, 2017 at 5:03 pm

        Hey, I’m doing the best I can with the fifthy words I think I understand.

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  15. Sus says

    May 11, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Hideous outfit no matter what country it is worn in.

    If you can afford it, reserve and pay for your room the night before you arrive and then check in early morning. If you feel badly after a long flight, it’s miserable trying to find a place to chill until your room is ready.

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  16. Peachy Keen says

    May 11, 2017 at 11:19 am

    I had a better cotton lace version in the 70’s. It was a beach cover-up, I wore in Acapulco.

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  17. Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

    May 11, 2017 at 11:20 am

    Just from this picture I think I’m going to not like this season. A lack of self awareness, trying to appear what she is not. (A Milan fashion model). Ugh. I have to either prepare or drop out of RHONJ.

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