First of all Kim is second chair, which I love. Andy says he is so glad to announce that Kim is BACK…in the clubhouse and he says he has no other announcements about her. But she is back on RHOA season 10. From what I have heard, Nene is still in negotiations. She fucked it up before, she best not fuck it up again. People keep sending me info that Nene is making 2.5 million to come back and I CANNOT stop laughing. These are the same people that claimed Todd said Porsha slept with Todd on the reunion and that Phaedra dummied up the cease and desist letter. If the sites you read tell you shit that is totally false, WHY DO YOU KEEP READING THERE? Here is my post on the reunion right after it aired. I hate to say I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO. It was boring except for the Phaedra crap at the end.
Kim is wearing a really long wig and Andy wonders if it is a wig. WTF? No, she grew 13 inches of hair since you last saw her. He better ask if Sinn was the dog that bit Kash, but he won’t. Kroy is the bartender and Andy has a huge hard on for Kroy. Kim brought her own red solo cup to drink from. Because #Klassy. If you missed this post, it is the reason I am not feeling Kim tonight. I refuse to read any of the comments because I don’t want hear how it was just a joke that is apparently appropriate for mother’s to make. So please make those comments there. I was very disturbed by that entire situation and only posted about it so people would stop emailing me about it. I cannot deal with that sort of thing.
Kim says she thinks Phaedra has to be on something to have no expression at all about what went down. Gabi says “she’s a lawyer.” Oh Gabi, come read my site. She has a law license, but that doesn’t make her a lawyer.
Andy read a lot of housewives tweets and one from that awful scumbucket who shall not be named. Why does he keep giving him airtime.
The poll question is do you think Phaedra set Porsha up. Gabi says it’s not hard to set Porsha up because “She can’t breathe her way out of a bag.” Andy says, “Okay..” Someone somewhere with more power than Andy will not let him fire her so this poll question where 92% of the audience says Phaedra set her up is apparently the justification for not firing Porsha.
Kim says that Porsha sent Kash a sweet gift basket
because she needs someone to film with next season. So that reinforces the news that Porsha is staying at least as of now. But Andy dropped some serious tea about Kash without asking saying that his eye is fine and he has vision in both eyes. Kim’s IG has not been showing the left side of Kash’s face and there had been speculation about his eye after Brielle responded to a tweet saying one of his major organs was in jeopardy. Kim refuses to say whose dog it was. I am CONVINCED it was Sinn and she can’t say or the dog would be removed from the home.
We go through the entire thing where Kim swears she hasn’t had a nose job.
The poll question was were you surprised that Phaedra was behind the rumors? 83% said no. Gabi and Kim said no. Andy says he was. Which is why we saw this. And my sources that I asked about that IG said, that Andy just found out who Phaedra is. I found that hard to believe but when you think about Andy has a lot of shows going on and Phaedra just shows up at his office with her boys from time to time and he doesn’t focus nearly as much on this as we do.
Poll question, “Do you think Phaedra’s apologies were sincere/enough?” 97% say HAIL NOE. As do Gabi and Kim. These polls are always manipulated in my opinion. And Andy is making it clear Phaedra no longer has any path to a peach.
This whole episode is a RHOA Reunion Rehash. 90% say Kandi should not give Phaedra another chance. I wish he would ask the same question about Porsha. But apparently, that situation is out of his hands.
Gabi is asked if she could form her own housewives coven, who would it be. She says Kenya…and Kim is like oh God no. Apparently Kim is being brought back to try and bring Kenya down. Good luck with that Kim. Andy doesn’t even let Gabi finish out her coven…
Andy brings up the subject of Kim pimping out her daughter to get to meet John Legend. I’m disgusted and Kim is very nonchalant. Kim is lying. Like EPIC PHAEDRA LIES. First she says she can’t believe he even asked that and then says that Brielle helped her tweet that because she had too many characters and could not figure it out. It was all in good fun. Um NOE. I doubt Brielle was there with her. She says Kash is obsessed with John Legend. He’s five.
Someone asks Kim if she is in touch with her parents. She says now, but they did text her about Kash. Andy says hopefully that is a good first step. If I were Kim’s mother I would have been at the hospital that was named sitting in the waiting room regardless.
Mike from Cape Cod is a fake caller they put on the show all the time. He asks Gabi the best and worst thing about her job as a phone sex operator. Sidenote: I think I would be great at this job. She says the best thing is money and the worst thing is blowing dudes over the phone. I am really good with all of that. SHOW ME THE MONEY.
Kim says she would like another boy but they are probably done with having more kids because Kroy had a vasectomy.
Andy asks about her conflict with Kenya. Kim goes pretty easy on her. She says she doesn’t like her low blows and she is friends with Sheree. It looks like she know that Sheree is on an island now so maybe she will fall in line. Who am I kidding, she will definitely come for Kenya next season. And word on Mama Joyce’s streets is she will be calling Kim “white trash” next season.
With regard to Kandi, she says she wants to stress she did not steal Kash’s name and that Kandi was paid well for Don’t Be Tardy. Oh Kim, you are so on the wrong side for season ten.
Andy asks Kim if she believed any of the crap that Porsha was spouting this season. LONG PAUSE. She says she knows that Kandi is Taurus she likes sex but she knows she has been with women in the past, and she has heard of he and her husband being with someone else. But she says that would never happen in HER marriage, but she knows Kandi likes sex.
Gabi asks if that is a Taurus thing because she is a Taurus and her birthday was yesterday. Gabi says she is not that into sex and she is not sure if that is a real thing.
Someone asked if Brielle has a job yet? Well, um she is super involved in social media. I can’t fault Brielle for this. SHE HAS A JOB. She is paid for Don’t Be Tardy. And just like any other bravoleb she hawks products on her social media. She is making more than most of us. Kim says she is making six figures.
Brielle Biermann is making six figures.
That sort of makes my gut wrench. I’m sorry. But life isn’t fair. Apparently Kim pays her as her personal assistant. I am not over my tax trauma yet and I just can’t with this.
Andy’s jackhole goes to the rebirth of American Idol. It can’t possibly be because his former? friend did this could it? He could NOT be any more pissed about that. I doubt they will be vacationing together in the future… #SoreLoser