First of all Kim is second chair, which I love. Andy says he is so glad to announce that Kim is BACK…in the clubhouse and he says he has no other announcements about her. But she is back on RHOA season 10. From what I have heard, Nene is still in negotiations. She fucked it up before, she best not fuck it up again. People keep sending me info that Nene is making 2.5 million to come back and I CANNOT stop laughing. These are the same people that claimed Todd said Porsha slept with Todd on the reunion and that Phaedra dummied up the cease and desist letter. If the sites you read tell you shit that is totally false, WHY DO YOU KEEP READING THERE? Here is my post on the reunion right after it aired. I hate to say I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO. It was boring except for the Phaedra crap at the end.
Kim is wearing a really long wig and Andy wonders if it is a wig. WTF? No, she grew 13 inches of hair since you last saw her. He better ask if Sinn was the dog that bit Kash, but he won’t. Kroy is the bartender and Andy has a huge hard on for Kroy. Kim brought her own red solo cup to drink from. Because #Klassy. If you missed this post, it is the reason I am not feeling Kim tonight. I refuse to read any of the comments because I don’t want hear how it was just a joke that is apparently appropriate for mother’s to make. So please make those comments there. I was very disturbed by that entire situation and only posted about it so people would stop emailing me about it. I cannot deal with that sort of thing.
Kim says she thinks Phaedra has to be on something to have no expression at all about what went down. Gabi says “she’s a lawyer.” Oh Gabi, come read my site. She has a law license, but that doesn’t make her a lawyer.
Andy read a lot of housewives tweets and one from that awful scumbucket who shall not be named. Why does he keep giving him airtime.
The poll question is do you think Phaedra set Porsha up. Gabi says it’s not hard to set Porsha up because “She can’t breathe her way out of a bag.” Andy says, “Okay..” Someone somewhere with more power than Andy will not let him fire her so this poll question where 92% of the audience says Phaedra set her up is apparently the justification for not firing Porsha.
Kim says that Porsha sent Kash a sweet gift basket because she needs someone to film with next season. So that reinforces the news that Porsha is staying at least as of now. But Andy dropped some serious tea about Kash without asking saying that his eye is fine and he has vision in both eyes. Kim’s IG has not been showing the left side of Kash’s face and there had been speculation about his eye after Brielle responded to a tweet saying one of his major organs was in jeopardy. Kim refuses to say whose dog it was. I am CONVINCED it was Sinn and she can’t say or the dog would be removed from the home.
We go through the entire thing where Kim swears she hasn’t had a nose job.
The poll question was were you surprised that Phaedra was behind the rumors? 83% said no. Gabi and Kim said no. Andy says he was. Which is why we saw this. And my sources that I asked about that IG said, that Andy just found out who Phaedra is. I found that hard to believe but when you think about Andy has a lot of shows going on and Phaedra just shows up at his office with her boys from time to time and he doesn’t focus nearly as much on this as we do.
Poll question, “Do you think Phaedra’s apologies were sincere/enough?” 97% say HAIL NOE. As do Gabi and Kim. These polls are always manipulated in my opinion. And Andy is making it clear Phaedra no longer has any path to a peach.
This whole episode is a RHOA Reunion Rehash. 90% say Kandi should not give Phaedra another chance. I wish he would ask the same question about Porsha. But apparently, that situation is out of his hands.
Gabi is asked if she could form her own housewives coven, who would it be. She says Kenya…and Kim is like oh God no. Apparently Kim is being brought back to try and bring Kenya down. Good luck with that Kim. Andy doesn’t even let Gabi finish out her coven…
Andy brings up the subject of Kim pimping out her daughter to get to meet John Legend. I’m disgusted and Kim is very nonchalant. Kim is lying. Like EPIC PHAEDRA LIES. First she says she can’t believe he even asked that and then says that Brielle helped her tweet that because she had too many characters and could not figure it out. It was all in good fun. Um NOE. I doubt Brielle was there with her. She says Kash is obsessed with John Legend. He’s five.
Someone asks Kim if she is in touch with her parents. She says now, but they did text her about Kash. Andy says hopefully that is a good first step. If I were Kim’s mother I would have been at the hospital that was named sitting in the waiting room regardless.
Mike from Cape Cod is a fake caller they put on the show all the time. He asks Gabi the best and worst thing about her job as a phone sex operator. Sidenote: I think I would be great at this job. She says the best thing is money and the worst thing is blowing dudes over the phone. I am really good with all of that. SHOW ME THE MONEY.
Kim says she would like another boy but they are probably done with having more kids because Kroy had a vasectomy.
Andy asks about her conflict with Kenya. Kim goes pretty easy on her. She says she doesn’t like her low blows and she is friends with Sheree. It looks like she know that Sheree is on an island now so maybe she will fall in line. Who am I kidding, she will definitely come for Kenya next season. And word on Mama Joyce’s streets is she will be calling Kim “white trash” next season.
With regard to Kandi, she says she wants to stress she did not steal Kash’s name and that Kandi was paid well for Don’t Be Tardy. Oh Kim, you are so on the wrong side for season ten.
Andy asks Kim if she believed any of the crap that Porsha was spouting this season. LONG PAUSE. She says she knows that Kandi is Taurus she likes sex but she knows she has been with women in the past, and she has heard of he and her husband being with someone else. But she says that would never happen in HER marriage, but she knows Kandi likes sex.
Gabi asks if that is a Taurus thing because she is a Taurus and her birthday was yesterday. Gabi says she is not that into sex and she is not sure if that is a real thing.
Someone asked if Brielle has a job yet? Well, um she is super involved in social media. I can’t fault Brielle for this. SHE HAS A JOB. She is paid for Don’t Be Tardy. And just like any other bravoleb she hawks products on her social media. She is making more than most of us. Kim says she is making six figures.
Brielle Biermann is making six figures.
That sort of makes my gut wrench. I’m sorry. But life isn’t fair. Apparently Kim pays her as her personal assistant. I am not over my tax trauma yet and I just can’t with this.
Andy’s jackhole goes to the rebirth of American Idol. It can’t possibly be because his former? friend did this could it? He could NOT be any more pissed about that. I doubt they will be vacationing together in the future… #SoreLoser
I started to really like Kim until the post about Brielle. But I did like that long straight wig on her .
Andy is such a shady bitch, I love it!!! You KNOW Kim did not want it mentioned that Kash’s eye was injured, but Andy dished that piping hot tea LMAO!!!!
I can’t imagine an instance where a mother would send out a tweet with a reference to her daughter and a sex act. Kim has to stop trying to be Brielle’s best friend and start being her mother again.
Too late for that. And why lie about all the plastic surgery? Does she not realize that she is now practically unrecognizable? And she made her daughter into a mini-me. And if I were Kim’s mother, I’d still be mad that she threw me out of her wedding for going inside the house to use the bathroom. If I was Kroy’s parents, who were right about her all along, my heart would weep. She ruined a great guy. I really don’t want her back on the show.
I was just thinking the same thing! She threw her mother out of her wedding for, in summary, her sense of entitlement. She seems to be a lot like her mother – out of line and unable to admit when she’s wrong.
Given her past with big poppa, along with her crass behavior in front of them, I imagine his parents probably questioned Kroy about her and she did everything in her power to drive a wedge in the relationship.
I LOVE Gaboray Sidabay (sp?) When she made the comment about blowjobs over the phone I spat my drink out laughing.
Can’t wait to get the future casting tea, TT!
I love Gabby as well…hell of an actress and really is comfortable in her own skin.
I found Kim’s face to appear to have been altered to look just like her daughter Brielle’s.. Kim looked like an almost totally different person to me.
She likes to point to her nose and say, “Look I didn’t have it done, it looks exactly like Brielle’s”
Hmmmm. Ok. It’s hard to pull that BS off when you’ve been on Tv pre plastic surgery. What an asshat.
I know Kim loves her children but I still don’t understand how someone could take pics of their kid on the emergency room table and post it on social media-or a pic of their son’s stitched up eye. I have a son and I’d be too frantic getting him help-I’m gobsmacked this woman was thinking about her instagram following and what pic she should post while in the hospital.
Kim did mention on an IG post last week that Kash was healing and then she mentioned the Dr. that treated him and the name of the practice. It’s the same practice that treats my son and they have an awesome pediatric staff. I went back to look for it and I can’t find it.
Something else I find interesting is thah her Snapchat use to be full of snaps about the dogs. Sinn, Norma and there was another one. Since the accident, there have been no posts at all. Makes me think that all the dogs hve been removed from the home.
LOL. Doubt it. She just doesn’t want to be asked if it was HER dogs that injured her son. That is an obvious question that should be asked. Andy is a coward unless he is attacking Republicans.
Kim is disgusting. Bottom line. She completely crossed the line with her tasteless “joke” . I have been over her antics for so long now! And it most definitely was Sin that bit Kash! Who is she fooling?! That woman would have Kroy take out that Dog on Snapchat, IF it had been someone else’s Dog who bit her Son! Who is she trying to fool?! I’m so glad Andy made her Second Chair as well! And I think Gabrielle wasn’t here for Kim’s antics! Kim was way less mouthy Than she normally is! I’m so over the nose thing too! Her eyes LIT UP when Andy lied and said she looked the same! Did anyone else notice that too?! Anyways, Kim is what is wrong with society today. Have a good day TT!
Sorry ! My phone autocorrected Gabourey ! And kudos to Gabourey for being open about her weight loss surgery! I almost died when she was being Shady towards Kim, by bringing up Kenya ! Mazel Gabourey!
That was a great point that you brought up about the whole Kelly situation. Andy is definitely salty about it. Both Andy and Ryan are equally annoying anyway.
Re: the Kelly/Ryan photo, I see that Kelly’s hand is “on top” as a sign of dominance I always notice in couples photos.
Well if they bring Nene and Kim back it’s almost like they’ll have two new characters since neither of them look like they used to.
Gee if Kim will offer up Brielle for concert tickets what would she offer for a new car or some more plastic surgery? I agree with Mama Joyce on this one.
Maybe Kelly didn’t want every attractive male that is a guest on her show to be asked to take off their shirt and get sexually harassed.
Good point. Real creepy last week when Andy kept chanting “take your shirt off.”
Had to laugh when Kim didn’t suggest herself for the BJ because she is a married women. I hope Kenya chews her up and spits her out. What the hell is the matter with Kroy? Aren’t there any real men left in the world anymore?
Some men fall victims to a female’s talents. He’s been vagmatized. Those big giant lips of hers? Just sayin….
Omg I love this … vagmatized… true tho .. and funny when I see big popa’s wife posting happy family photo on IG (and how blessed she is) I’m thinking I wonder who is his mistress now …
Kroy looked like he did not want to be there. Either bored or passed, I couldn’t tell.
Of course it was one of her dogs. If it was someone else’s dog, she would be squawking about lawsuits.
Did someone forget to tell Kim that she ISN’T Kim Kardashian? She needs to knock it off with the straight hair and lips and tan look from last night. She tries so hard, its sad.
“Brielle helped her write the tweet,” as if that makes it better?
I did appreciate Andy for recommending Brielle learn a trade/skill.
I think Kim has been trying to get Brielle on a yacht for a few summers now. But no takers. She will never be Gigi, or NotGigi500. Not enough “class”.
(Lohan is a freak show, and in her own category.)
Since Kroy adopted Brielle, you would think he would have said no to that whole blow job/ John Legend scenario. Nope, Kim has his nuts in a to-go bag at home. Only Kim could take a gorgeous designer dress and trash it up by having a giant boob hanging out- and I don’t mean Kroy behind the bar. I loved when Andy asked Kroy how the NFL thing is going. Kroy says I am not retired. Uh yes you are. The NFL has retired you, you just won’t admit it. You have not played in over 2 years and you were not a star to begin with. Why don’t you try and coach football at some high school? Oops Kim would lose her mind if you were around all those teenage girls Lol. That would be funny. He is probably only qualified to coach Pee-wee league if that. The whole Bierman bunch is straight up trash.
Margaret – Not that I disagree with a single word you said but all I could think while reading it was “Damn! Well all right then.” Lol.
Yesssss Honey ! This comment gave me life ! Thank you!!!
Brielle is a mini Kim! No man wants her uneducated ass on their Yacht! The Bitch is too stupid to even hold a conversation
I think Brielle sees her future on reality tv, but she really has nothing to offer. Kim and her look-at-me lifestyle created this wacky kid.
So we finally know that it was Kash’s eye that was injured. Kim was posting for sympathy and attention like crazy but would never mention the details. I’m sure it was one of Kim’s dogs that attacked him because Kim is super money hungry if it would have been someone elses pet she would have been talking about suing. I can’t believe she’s still trying to deny her nose job, she’s crazy it’s so obvious. All you have to do is look at old pics and you can tell . I’m just surprised that with so many small children she has so much free time for all her vanities, plastic surgery, beauty treatments, make uo professionally done, mani, pedi, deep conditioner … When does she raise all those kids ? Smh
Sounds like Kash was putting his face next to the dogs face, the eye wound. I agree it must’ve been her dog or she would’ve put the other dog owner on blast and hinting about a lawsuit.
They are getting rid of one pathological liar, only to bring on another. Sigh
Only reading TT recaps, refuse to watch WWHL, double triple refuse to acknowledge the hideous creature in a long blonde wig.
Pimping out another being is abhorrent.
I too am tired of the Kim’s nose job question only because she will never be truthful about it. I think it is most likely she’s had liquid rhinoplasty, where they use injectable fillers to alter the tip or smooth a bump etc, if you look up some before/after photos online, she fits right in with that pictures. I am guessing she says “no” when asked about a nose job because in her mind she has not had what she considers a “real” nose job involving scalpels and what not. Those pictures Andy showed side by side were hilarious because of the OBVIOUS changes to her face that she won’t acknowledge.
I agree with TT also, I am disappointed he did not directly ask if it was her dog that bit Kash. Maybe she told him beforehand not to ask that or she wouldn’t appear or something? Loved her being in the 2nd seat too!! 🙂
I also think it was one of Kim’s Dogs! Kim blasts everyone on social media, that does her dirty ! So why would she hide this situation?! Makes no sense ! She’s a Liar! Pinocchio nose Bitch!
I think people are being way to easy on Kroy. He is a grown man who was also in the NFL. He is not some innocent little victim here. He may or may not be dumb I have no idea. I do think that this instagram crap and the TV shows and social media period may give him plenty to get custody with if/when that time comes. I couldn’t believe how subdued Kim was on this show. Kroy didn’t look all that amused to be there. Gab and Andy were quite animated I thought. Was a weird vibe on that show.
How can she be ok with keeping a dog that mauled her child’s face??? I realize she is complete trash and a liar, but this goes beyond. Forcing Kash to live alongside an animal he’s probably terrified of and traumatized by is evil.
Kash loves that dog. Accidents happen. Kash if five and got up in the dog’s face apparently. It;s not the dog’s fault.
Gape lol , great minds think alike!!
I agree, TT. In a weird twist of fate, maybe this dog will be the one thing to teach these children a lesson on boundaries.
Totally not the dog’s fault, even if it was someone elses dog, which it wasn’t because the universe would’ve heard about every last detail via Snapchat and foul-mouthed, slanderous tweets. IMO there are zero appropriate boundaries in that household so I seriously doubt the animals have had one iota of proper disciplinary training. Pretty sure Sinn’s the one who eats his own shit.
Second chair. Second alley out back as long as her red solo cup runneth over. Who was watching the kids and Rover?
The tail is in control and wagging the wigged waterfowl. You can’t get eider down from a duck.
Andy reported (on Radio Andy) that Kim and Kris went over to Andys apartment after WWHL and drank and talked he said he had to kick them out at 1:45 I had no idea Andy was friends with Kim?
Disgusting that I live in a country where some uneducated white trash moron obsessed with plastic surgery at the age of 15 is supposedly making six figures hawking laxative tea. Ugh.
Great Recap! You always being the best tea! The overall tone of this post reflects the apathy and cynicism I feel about ROHA. All of the cast members are camera and social media saavy; they’re all control freaks who wants to shape their own storylines and sell their brand. Problem is that I am more interested in who they really are and the more they lie on camera, the less interesting they become to watch. So enter Tamera and the tea! I amazes me how Kim could lie about her nose with a straight face. Umm her nose and lips grew when she was pregnant for 3 years? Ummm okay. I think Andy was right about saying Brielle needs some kind of job training. xo PJ
The expression on Kroy’s face while Kim spoke about Brielle was very telling. I’m counting down to their divorce.