I absolutely loved Real Housewives of Miami. Well, most of it. I could not stand Joanna Krupa. Joanna had two flimsy storylines. She was at PETA lunatic who like to throw crap on people who chose to wear fur, or even feathers. Her other storyline was that Romain would not sleep with her,
“Joanna and Romain seem to have a horrible relationship. Clearly, Romain despises her as much as I do. No straight guy would not fuck Joanna every night even if he hated her, so why is he marrying her? For the show? He clearly gets it elsewhere often.” ~Tamara Tattles September 2013.
I never understood their relationship. Joanna is quite pretty on the outside. How could Romain live with her and her constant nudity and refuse to be intimate with here despite her constant begging. Even Joanna’s sister, Marta, told her she didn’t approve of the marriage.
Yet in June of 2013 the two did get married. Joanna didn’t stay in Miami for long though. She essentially moved back to Los Angeles within the first year. The bride and groom didn’t really even cohabitate for long. In fact, the Case of the Stinky Vagina filed by Krupa just five months after her wedding day, Joanna’s legal state of residency was brought into question by Glanville’s attorneys who claim that Miami courts are not the proper jurisdiction. It now appears that Krupa’s catfight with Glanville will be longer than her marriage. E! reports the two have separated. How can you separate if you were never together? It seems like just changes in the paperwork.
So again, I ask you all, please tell me what the point of this marriage was? There is something here I am not understanding. I don’t think that Romain has that much more money that Joanna does. What was the point of this? Did one or the other of them need a green card? What was this all about? Did Joanna just want a wedding?