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Joanna Krupa And Romain Zago Are Divorcing

May 8, 2017 by tamaratattles 17 Comments

Joanna’s Wedding Day

I absolutely loved Real Housewives of Miami. Well, most of it. I could not stand Joanna Krupa. Joanna had two flimsy storylines. She was at PETA lunatic who like to throw crap on people who chose to wear fur, or even feathers. Her other storyline was that Romain would not sleep with her,

“Joanna and Romain seem to have a horrible relationship. Clearly, Romain despises her as much as I do. No straight guy would not fuck Joanna every night even if he hated her, so why is he marrying her? For the show? He clearly gets it elsewhere often.” ~Tamara Tattles September 2013.

I never understood their relationship. Joanna is quite pretty on the outside. How could Romain live with her and her constant nudity and refuse to be intimate with here despite her constant begging.  Even Joanna’s sister, Marta, told her she didn’t approve of the marriage. 


Yet in June of 2013 the two did get married. Joanna didn’t stay in Miami for long though. She essentially moved back to Los Angeles within the first year. The bride and groom didn’t really even cohabitate for long.  In fact, the Case of the Stinky Vagina filed by Krupa just five months after her wedding day, Joanna’s legal state of residency was brought into question by Glanville’s attorneys who claim that Miami courts are not the proper jurisdiction.  It now appears that Krupa’s catfight with Glanville will be longer than her marriage. E! reports the two have separated. How can you separate if you were never together? It seems like just changes in the paperwork.

So again, I ask you all, please tell me what the point of this marriage was? There is something here I am not understanding. I don’t think that Romain has that much more money that Joanna does. What was the point of this? Did one or the other of them need a green card? What was this all about? Did Joanna just want a wedding?

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  1. ericzku says

    May 8, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    We saw Romain’s naturalization ceremony on RHOM, so he’s a citizen and therefore wouldn’t need a green card. As for Joanna, I couldn’t say.

    I’m happy that the super Hot ‘n’ Sexxy Romain has finally seen the light and dumped his baggage. And that’s all she was. Baggage.

    I think I might go dig my straight-guy-flipping pants out of my closet and head over to the beach…(or in this case, “straight” guy) Romain always seemed ripe for the picking to me.

    It’s been a while since I’ve known a man who murmured en Français during the throes of passion…time to re-aquaint!

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    • Margaret Shepard says

      May 8, 2017 at 6:50 pm

      My great grandmother used to drive me nuts with that saying, Pretty is as pretty does. I saw it as her way of saying You may be pretty but I know what a little bitch you are. LOL. At any rate she was right and I resented it. Joanna reminds me of this. Pretty on the outside but damn UGLY on the inside. And her hoo-haa stinks , sorry could not resist.

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      May 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      I want to see a pic of those pants! ; )

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  2. Johnny says

    May 8, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    This has been on the cards for a while. There was some kind of altercation over Christmas and New Year that played out on Instagram and then quickly got deleted (it seemed to involve Marta and her racing driver), and neither has mentioned the other on social media since. Both of them increased the “thirst trap” nearly-nude pics on their Insta too, which seemed like an obvious way of irritating each other. I was certain they were done when she came to Miami for the smelly vagina case and stayed in a hotel on the Beach rather than at their apartment in the Four Seasons (which they’ve recently listed for sale again).

    The funny thing is, I’m pretty certain Adriana and Frederic (who got sort-of married on the same season as Joanna and Romain) are also divorcing. Adriana hasn’t mentioned him on social media in over a year, he’s deleted all his accounts, and they’re not living together anymore. He bought a wreck of a house on Miami’s Upper East Side, while she’s still in their Hibiscus Island rental most of the time, although she’s been occasionally subletting it (she has a real estate licence and acts as her own realtor, which is kind of comical). She seems to have picked up a sugar daddy who indulges her with endless world travel and designer bags too, which from what Lea Black said in Season 3 is par for the course with Adriana.

    I guess the message is, don’t get married on a reality show! But then, anyone with a brain knew that…..

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 8, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      So you’re saying Fredric is available? I liked him. 🙂

      The Smelly Vagina Case is still ongoing, right? Will you remind me via email when it cranks back up again?

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      • Johnny says

        May 8, 2017 at 8:42 pm

        Will do! The trial kicks off the first week of August, so I’ll give you a heads-up.

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    • FarFromPerfekt says

      May 8, 2017 at 9:30 pm

      Guess he’s not living on that boat that he was fixing up. Wonder what happened with that??

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      • itwasjulie says

        May 8, 2017 at 9:48 pm

        That is what I wanted to know, I loved that old boat. I hope somebody is restring it.

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        • Sabrina says

          May 9, 2017 at 5:25 pm

          We certainly knew she wasn’t going to live there!

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  3. Blahblahblogeh says

    May 8, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    I miss RHOM solely because your recaps were hilarious!

    I always got the vibe Romain was much more into Marta than Joanna. Seems there was sexual tension there…

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    • PickyLongstocking says

      May 8, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Didn’t Romain and Marta “hate” each other? 😉

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  4. T D says

    May 8, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    He had no desire to toss around the sheets or the salad bowl with an anchovy. Let us just say that the mood didn’t cease him so he couldn’t Cesar.

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  5. Deirdre says

    May 8, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Yes i thought it obvious that Romain and Marta were a thing.

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  6. Twilly says

    May 8, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Glad for Romain. He is a handsome guy who seemed nice. What he saw in her after more than 24 hours, I’ll never know.

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  7. Jrleaguer says

    May 9, 2017 at 8:57 am

    It lasted four years longer than I thought it would. She never missed a chance to emasculate him.
    Her wedding gown looked like something that a stripper would wear.
    When I heard her refer to the aisle as, “the runway” I knew that the couple did not stand a chance.

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    • Ktina says

      May 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      She was too aggressive with him. You could tell that he did not like that at all. I don’t know why he married her; he could do so much better.

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  8. Jenn says

    May 9, 2017 at 9:09 am

    I kind of forgot about them. He was stupid good looking. I miss RHOM! And Mama Elsa.

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