I am feeling a bit excited about this episode, the last episode for Phaedra Parks. Tonight on Instagram, Kenya Moore asked the question, “If two people rob a bank, is it fair if only one goes to jail?” in reference to Porsha Williams ONCE AGAIN getting away with her crap. I really wish I knew who she was blowing at Bravo. Freak and Fraud put up a quick “Tune in tonight” with no commentary on the episode. Cynthia said she’s never seen anything like what happens tonight.
Porsha drops the bomb that Phaedra was the one who told her about all the rape, drug, Marvin stuff. Phaedra says she was not spreading any gossip. She says she asked Kandi and she said it was not true and she let it go. She is totally rewriting history her and that must be how she explained it when her mouth was full of Bravo dick. Porsha says that Phaedra told her that Kandi had said to Phaedra that she wanted to drug and rape Porsha. If you didn’t follow that, the bottom line is that Kandi was the one that told Phaedra all of those things. That is some ridiculous attempt at a cover up right there. Is that the fastest Phaedra can think on her feet?
Porsha on the other hand is not as dumb as she looks. She goes straight into full on hysterics and says that she had no idea that Phaedra was lying about Kandi. She has a dramatic exit from the stage and then comes back.
Todd and Kenya are egging on a fight. Todd is telling Porsha to drag her. Kenya and Todd are whispering to each other. Even Cynthia has woken up to let Andy know that this sort of thing goes way too far.
Porsha loses her mind on Phaedra because Phaedra keeps saying she told Porsha what she heard. Porsha is coming HARD at Phaedra threatening to pull out their texts and telling Phaedra “we are going to tell the TRUTH because I am NOT a liar.”
Andy tries to get Phaedra to admit she lied, and explain herself. Oh Andy, Phaedra lies even when the truth would serve her better.
Kandi goes on a long tirade and shares that on her social media people were hashtagging her with #BillCosby. She works hard on her brand she for Phaedra, as an attorney, to start such damning lies is simply unbelievable. It ends with “Y’all accused me of being a fucking rapist!” Kandi makes her dramatic exit with Shamea right in her wake. Porsha is now WAILING with tears. Sheree looks genuinely frightened. Phaedra consoles Porsha while saying, “Now I’m the Doggone villain!” Um, you think?
Shamea tries to talk to Porsha backstage, but she just wants her sister. She tells her everything that happened. Porsha gets that she was used by Phaedra. Andy approaches Porsha ever so gently. Note that he is not with Kandi, but with Porsha and her sister. Andy basically tells Porsha to apologize.
Backstage the other girls are all talking together, except for Phaedra who is having her makeup touched up. Andy drops in on Kandi and we get the scene where he doesn’t realize he was supposed to be shocked. So he says he’s shocked. He doesn’t seem nearly as compassionate to the victim as he was to Porsha. Which is par for this motherfucking course.
Kenya is on the phone with Brandon telling him that she is so sick of Freak and Fraud getting away with all their lies and bad behavior.
Phaedra goes to Porsha who is sitting alone backstage and apologizes to her for “repeating it.” Again with the lies. Porsha is not having it. She tells Phaedra that she is finally on to her game of using her as a pawn in her battle with Kandi. She looks Phaedra dead in the face and says, ” You need to understand how fucked up this is.”
When everyone reconvenes on the couches, Andy tells Phaedra. “I’m surprised that as an attorney you would say something like this. Did you think about it? ” Phaedra says, “Of course I thought about Andy, that is way I wound Porsha up and let her do all the libel and slanderous things. ” Oh wait. No, she didn’t say that. That would be the truth, and Phaedra never, ever tells the truth. She tells Andy she just had a “rash moment.” Porsha says she just wants to know at what point she was going to stop the madness. Phaedra says nothing.
Porsha says that in Hawaii, when Kandi turned to Phaedra to vouch for her that she doesn’t do drugs or rape people, it seemed really strange to her that if Kandi had said it to Phaedra, that she asked Phaedra to back her up. Porsha is really good at covering up the holes in her part of the story. She says that Phaedra assured her several times Kandi said it directly to her.
Phaedra apologized for repeating what she had heard. Please. Then Kenya gets Phaedra to admit she was behind the Marvin rumors as well. Of course she was. Phaedra is behind all of the rumors.
Andy tries to get Phaedra to admit she was pissed off at Kandi. Andy even brings up the hypocrisy of the restoration service. I think Andy is starting to get it.
The next part of this seems to have happened before all hell broke loose. It’s a package on Kandi and Phaedra’s feud. Kandi says that the lawsuit thing was Phaedra clearly trying to damage her finances. I image that Kandi will go hard at Phaedra and getting her fired from the show is just the beginning of Phaedra’s problems. Kandi does not play when it comes to her money or her reputation. Kandi says that the lawsuit is for $168,000 in overtime. Chile please, that dude was not making that kind of money planning little shindigs for Kandi. And again, event planners are NOT hourly employees. They are paid a lump sum for their services whether they take two hours or two hundred hours to accomplish the task. If I hire a kid to mow my lawn, a job that take 15-30 minutes and he takes all day to do it, he is still getting the same ten dollars.
Kandi says she gives all of her employees, even independent contractors, bonuses every year. I need to work for Kandi. Kandi says that the case in ongoing and that his attorney’s are asking for Kandi to pay their legal fees. Phaedra is still trying to say that she isn’t allowed to say that Johnny came to her for legal advice. Andy points out that it was televised. She won’t even say that she regrets going with him to the attorney she recommended. Again, it seems obvious this all happened before the blow up.
OOOH FINALLY ANGELA STANTON is mentioned. Kandi and Kenya say they were both contacted by Angela Stanton to bring up the allegations in her book. You really need to read ALL of the posts on the Angela Stanton situation HERE. Kandi says that the thing with Johnny is equivalent to Kandi meeting with Angela Stanton and offering to help her promote her book. Which clearly she just did. Let me take it a step further and suggest you go and buy the book on Amazon here. Phaedra says that would not have bothered her at all. Bitch, please.
THEN PHAEDRA LIES SOME MORE AND SAYS SHE SUED HER AND WON THE CASE. OH NO, SHE DID NOT. I just linked y’all to where you can buy the book on Amazon. She dropped the case after she realized that Angela’s pro bono attorney was not going to let Phaedra financially damage Angela by CONTINOUSLY dragging the case out. Phaedra is trying to claim that she stopped the book from being sold. She lies about things that are so easy to prove.
Phaedra denies dating Mr. Chocolate. Kandi says, ” Look, don’t make me run you all the way down on this TV show.” Oh please do, Kandi. PLEASE DO! Andy reels it in.
Kandi says that the reason she didn’t give Phaedra a lot of support with the Apollo situation was because she was dating someone else, and told Kandi she would be married by the time the year was over. Phaedra was happy and in a relationship and didn’t need any hand holding. Phaedra wants to let us know that she was not having sex. Phaedra denies having met Mr. Chocolate. Then she reverts back to her first lie that the Mr. Chocolate on the texts were from her girlfriend “White Chocolate.” Kenya lets out a sigh and says, “Oh please.”
Phaedra has told about 20 bald-faced lies in the last ten minutes of this show. Kandi says that it was wrong of her to reveal things about Mr. Chocolate on the show. She regrets that, but it was Mad Day. lol.
Phaedra says she believes that Kandi did not know that Apollo’s new chick was coming to OLG to film. She says that is because everyone believes that the wife knows everything the husband is up to and that is not true. Oh Phaedra, EVERYBODY KNOWS you were well aware of what Apollo was doing.
Andy tells Phaedra that she was caught in a megawatt lie and she has not completely copped to it. She says nothing. Andy wants to know what Phaedra is feeling. Phaedra says she has apologized already, what more can she do? She also says the person she is most concerned about is ….PORSHA. Not her good friend of many years that she viciously slandered and tried to destroy all season, but her partner in crime, Porsha. Because everydamnbody wants to cover for Porsha.
At the end, Porsha gets real slick. She knows her peach is all but gone, so she suddenly has some sort of religious transformation. She actually apologizes to Kenya for the first time ever. She tells Andy that all the women are bonded by pain and they reflect it off on each other and she doesn’t want to do that anymore. She’s sorry and she will be a good girl from now on. And clearly, Andy bought it. It’s clear Andy is done with Phaedra, but he feels like Porsha was the victim in all of this. PUHLEASE.
Andy says that Sheree had an emotional, yet triumphant season. Sheree says she feels empowered. I think Sheree should count her lucky starts that Kim has agreed to be part time next season because she has no storyline without her.
Andy tells Kenya that she has had her most drama free reunion yet, and he thinks that is a good thing. He calls Cynthia “Fiddy Cent” because since she is turning 50 she has been hashtagging everything with #50Cynt which I think is adorbs. Andy gives her a 50th birthday cake.
Well I have to say, that was worth the wait. Bye bye, Phaedra.
Good luck with your political career.