I don’t usually watch shows before I recap them but this was running in the background last night and I caught some of this. Let’s just say these two can’t stand each other. I am unable to pick a side. I think they are both kind of twatwaffley.
Captain Lee tweeted that Bobby was already thinking with the wrong head on day one. Kate Chastain tweeted (apparently she is not in jail at the moment) that she and Hannah need to “have a chat.” I am sure those two like each other and she wants to fill her in on things.
We learn that Bemily is still a thing and Julia who Bobby longed for in his first season is still with her boyfriend.
Hannah starts right off being bitchy, while insisting she is not being bitchy. Kind of like Captain Sandy and her micromanaging.
Bobby starts off being douchey right away, saying that sex with Lauren was just not that memorable.
A poll reveals that Adam is the hottest of the guys.
Lauren will have the most conflicts this season. Malia gets laid the most. Hannah gets the drunkest. Max is the biggest pot stirrer. When asked who makes the most mistakes on guest requests this season, Hannah answers Adam. Then Andy says, “You know what? Some hot people are dumb.”
After the break, we see a clip of an upcoming episode where Hannah has been cockblocking Bobby by trash talking him to Malia. Bobby calls Hannah an alcoholic.
Hannah denies being a cockblocker. Bobby said she did the same thing to Lauren. Hannah said the only thing she said to Lauren is that he is a douchebag for bringing three dates the last time he was on WWHL. One of those dates was Lauren. It seems he brought random chicks that DMed him on Instagram to the show. Andy seemed a bit pissed that Bobby brought randoms from Instagram to the show. He was pretending, but it seemed genuine to me.
Bobby says that Hannah is just jealous because she tried to hook up with him and he “shot her down.” Hannah denies this. She was probably drunk and doesn’t remember. Not that I personally know anything about being drunk and not remembering. Sidenote, apologies wherever needed for Monday night. Hannah swears she was sober that night. Bobby says she grabbed him by the neck and slapped his face. She was quite aggressive.
Andy and is thrilled by the catfight going on. Andy repeats something that Hannah said, and I must have missed it. Or lost it in translation. She claims Bobby has roid rage. Lauren tweeted basically that she and Bobby were never boyfriend and girlfriend, they only hooked up once and there was not even a dinner involved. I am not sure I would have tweeted that without several glasses of Merlot. Then I tweet pretty much anything. But, again, it doesn’t seem like she is helping herself with that tweet. Though she did get a job on the show because of that. Sort of.
No one is saying why Ben didn’t come back. Hannah makes some stuff up, and Bobby says nothing. Danny is in LA trying to be a movie star or something.
After a break, Andy announces they fought during the entire break. Bobby says Hannah is an alcoholic, and Hannah says that Bobby is a douchebag for talking about the women he works with the way he does.
Andy asks what Hannah thinks of Kate. She says they are good friends and they chat all the time. Bobby says she has never met Kate. They talk online. Kate shoots back with,”So like the Instagram friends you brought last year?”
On the after show, Andy makes Bobby take his shirt off. Andy just LOVED that these two fought the entire time. It was actually really awkward.