Tonight we have to get through Ramona’s 60th birthday party and Carole’s election party. So Carole does some last minute campaigning for Hillary, and Ramona does some last minute laser treatments on her face. I’m going to stick the Carole story and skip Ramona’s.
Have we met Carole’s mother before? I don’t recall seeing her. Carole picks her up in a car and before I can finish thinking, ” Carole drives?” Her mother asks her how often she drives a car. When Carole says she doesn’t really anymore he mom grouses, ” Great, that makes me feel really good.” I love her. Apparently, these two are driving to Pennsylvania to do some last minute campaigning for Hillary because Pennsylvania is a swing state. Trump won PA by less than one percent.
Ms Morgan would like for us to know she is playing the field and not just screwing Frenchie. Tonight she has a date with Rocco. I really like Rocco for her. Sonja says she sleeps with Frenchie but not with Rocco, because there are guys you sleep with and then there are guys you marry. Sonja tells Rocco that Tinsley didn’t even get her a birthday card.
Carole’s Election Party
I noticed that Bethenny is filming a lot with just her “friends.” When I point out the fact that we have never seen nor heard of these friends, y’all always correct me. But I am saying it again anyway. Where did she find these friends? She taking Majorie, Lauren, and Rachel who are definitely with HER and voted with their pussies. Bethenny doesn’t seem to be a Hillary supporter. I’m not either but I did end up voting for her, only because I am convinced that Trump is literally going to start a world war. Only because of the fact that I hate the idea of World War III more than Hillary’s actions in Libya did she get my vote.
Heather Thomson arrives to support Carole on election night. These two seem like real friends. I’m not sure why Carole is wearing red gloves inside, but that might be what jinxed the election. Dorinda arrives to let us know she knows Hillary personally. Apparently, Carole asked all the women to wear pantsuits. Bethenny wore jeans.
It’s 8:30 Carole is panicking. The all think that Hillary will announce victory around 11 p.m. As we know that didn’t happen. around 11 pm everyone just went home from the party to be alone. The next day Carole calls her mother crying.
Carole and Ramona go dress shopping. This does not make any sense at all. Carole ruins the surprise party for Ramona, but Ramona never really listens to anyone talk except herself so she doesn’t seem to register it.
Ramona’s Birthday Party
The attire is “little black dress” which is silly because that is always the attire in NYC. If you travel to NYC or Paris and just wear all black head to toe, you will blend right in unnoticed. Ramona has a date planned after the party. Something about that double booking and Dorinda running late causes Ramona to get her own car for the party.
Harry the guy that these women all passed around before Tom came along is there and Sonja is not happy about that. Ramona invites her date to the party. She doesn’t know his name. He reminds her that his name is George and shows up to find a loud Ramona with a few cocktails in her. She talks to him for ten seconds and then ignores him.
Luann bails early. Bethenny refused to film with Ramona. Drunk Sonja and Ramona film on the balcony. Ramona tries to explain that she didn’t do anything wrong by bringing Bryn into the topless movie drama. The cake presentation was really nice. It was a black and white cake with several masked people in black and white with little black and white umbrellas. I feel like Dorinda went over the Bravo budget for this shindig.
Next Week: Luann has a fitting for her wedding dress. Ramona says mean crap to her AGAIN.