It’s the last episode of Stranded and I am up late recapping it in fear that some twatwaffle will tweet or email me something like,” OMG Did you see that the good people fell in the fire all Mike Skupin style on the finale?” I don’t want to be spoiled. This is the last damn episode for the good people to get the fuck off the island.
I hope Cody peels them and eats them on the final episode. I bet they would taste like shit though. Oh good it’s hot. Gina is whining. The good people don’t have water. Apparently, production has told Team Makody that they have to tell the good people if they poop in their water source. That takes half of the fun out of it, but whatever. I really hope Cody gets the last temptation or that there are not anymore.
Yes, Gina is crying for peanut butter. But sadly, they get the temptation. It’s not food. It’s a jug of water and the opportunity for one of the good people to leave with $150,000. That is more than they would currently get if they stayed the final two days starving. But only one of them can take the money. This is interesting. And YAY! For them not getting any food. Of course their first conversation is about how they have been such good people and never vengeful to the horrible people. Alex feels like one of them should do this to take the wind out of their sails. Of course these two have literally burning a ton of the money because they don’t care about money and it is all about getting to the end of the game. Alex really wants to take the temptation. They both decide to stay.
This is good. Now they just have to quit. First they let Makody know they turned it down out of the kindness of their hearts. So can they just have the pot to cook some tarot root? I say FUCK NOE. Cody says no, an reminds them they burned $65,000 and lost them another $100,000 for not carrying the flares. The good people say that it is Makody’s fault they did all that because they would not buy them food. These people are idiots.
Cody poops in the water and let’s them know it’s no longer potable. Let the whining continue. Those two idiots probably left water on the table at the temptation. They have been talking about flaring for 38 days now. I have no real hope they will actually quit now.
Oh god. It’s another challenge that leads to a nice breakfast. The good people have never won a challenge. Once again, Cody is yelling orders at Makani. But not too much to keep them from winning. YES! Mental and physical devastation to the good people. And yet, they make it to day forty.
But they have to evacuate after a really hard trip to the evacuation point. If they don’t make it in two hours they have to stay another day. I am not sure how it works it Team Makody makes it and the good people don’t. I hope it means they suffer another day and still don’t win.
Why the hell is Gina carrying a tent? She is so dumb.
And they all make it the end. Dammit. This was such a good season until the very end.