My ears have been stopped up all day. I wonder if that some sort of unconscious self preservation so save my eardrums from another hour of housewives squawking.
We start right back at Porsha screaming at Kandi because she doesn’t believe that Porsha goes to anger management. Porsha thinks she should be celebrated for dealing with her issues. Um, no. And certainly not on this stage where you dragged a women across the floor and still have not apologized for it. Or on this season where you called Kandi a rapist and you are going to sit there and shout her down for not celebration you? Bitch, shut up.
It’s time to talk about the Matt situation. I am so glad for Kenya that TV time and real time have finally caught up and she can speak freely. Kenya says that Matt never put hands on her. I am not sure if I believe that. A viewer asks why someone as strong as her kept taking him back. Kenya doesn’t have a strong answer for that. Andy points out that Cynthia trying to help them to reconcile seemed like a poor decision. Cynthia says they were getting back together all the time, so she thought she should at least try to soothe the situation since it didn’t seem like it was going to end. Kandi said she was very afraid for Kenya in that relationship. Phaedra and Porsha mock Kenya for having sex in a truck with Matt.
A viewer asks Sheree why she said that Kenya provoked Sheree into hitting her. Sheree tries to deny saying that and give the politically correct speech. Andy accuses Kenya of outing Sheree’s abuse. She sort of did that. Kenya tries to deny that happened. Sheree and Portia both just scream at Kenya until it is just a bunch of damn screaming. Sheree is so going to regret riding with Porsha and Phaedra this season.
Andy gets really shady with Kenya. First he accuses her of hiring boyfriends to be on the show, which he knows it not true of her, but it is true for Porsha. Then he outs her for having a new boyfriend, something she did not want out in the public. Then he talks about Matt’s Instagram rants, which if he were paying attention he would know they are all about why Kenya didn’t pay him like the married housewives do their husbands. He also mentions that Matt posted a “woman crush Wednesday” about Porsha. Kenya says that would be a perfect match. Porsha says thanks but no thanks. Andy is really going in with some mean and dumb questions. Like why do you make excuses for Matt but not for Porsha? Um because she was in a relationship with Matt, and she and Porsha are not and have never been even friends. She said they are both very similar. Actually she said simular but I was trying to ignore that.
Kenya last heard from Matt on NYE when he called from someone else’s number to tell her he spent NYE in church praying to be better. She told him to stay positive. She hasn’t thought about him since Thankgiving (when they were both separately invited to the OLG restaurant for dinner.) Kenya says that she sent the wrong message to young women this season. You have to leave relationships at the first sign of aggressive behavior. You can’t stick around and hope things get better.
On to Phaedra. I love that Phaedra is going to whip out her divorce documents that are fraudulent as proof that she is divorced. Phaedra claims she is divorced but Apollo is contesting it. She also claims she paid him $100,000 as part of the settlement. She sure has a lot of money this Phaedra does. Bought, that big old house she has done nothing with so far….throwing six figures at Apollo. I know y’all believe the Bravo salaries are huge but they are not that big.
Phaedra says she is not hiding anything about her dating life. Then she implies she is dating Shemar Moore after this appearance on WWHL. That was one of the grossest episodes of WWHL ever and totally put me off Shemar.
Next was the clip I posted here. I meant to mention Kenya’s face when this was going on. It almost looks like Kenya knows that Phaedra is about to meet her doom at the end of this reunion. For the record, the OLG Restaurant is open and has a line around the block every night. In fact they have started opening for lunch to deal with all the crowds.
Phaedra and Kandi keep arguing back and forth. Phaedra claims she didn’t have anything to do with Johnny suing her. Kandi says that Phaedra tries to control what everyone around her says, especially Porsha. Porsha says she doesn’t feel controlled. They subtitle that part because it will be important later. You know, when she cries hysterically and blames everything on Phaedra.
Someone asks if Phaedra thought the bomb thing was fake and was supporting Drama’s version of events, why did she hire a bodyguard? Phaedra says she doesn’t have a bodyguard. She just has security that travels with her. She says they all travel with security. The left side of the couch laughs and says no, they do not travel with security. Kandi says she actually did say she hired a bodyguard. Phaedra says all the charges were dropped. I do not see any evidence that what Phaedra is saying is true.
Phaedra tells Andy that the reason she lies about timelines all the time is because it is nobody’s business when her due date is or when her divorce was final because she is not friends with these people. Oh so she wasn’t friends with Kandi when she was pregnant? She does say she is friends with Andy because he has an interest in her family, she has brought the fraudulent divorce papers for him alone to see. Kenya explains that Phaedra is not divorced. Phaedra continues with her phraudulent phalsehoods. Phaedra goes in on Kenya with some really bad shade that Kenya calls “her rehearsed read of the day.” And then Kenya goes all…
I am only half way through this crap and it’s past 9pm. How is that possible? There is nothing much happening.
Time to talk about the kids. They are cute. Sheree says that Kairo never got his cargo bag. Sheree tells a story about Kairo’s DUI. Basically she says he was falsely arrested. Andy says that Riley doesn’t seem to be that into making music. Kandi says when Nicki Minaj tweeted her about her first song, she was over the moon. Phaedra tried to say something about being a mother but with her nannies and sitters and her mama there supervising them all she doesn’t seem that familiar with the subject.
Sheree tells stories about her abusive relationship with Bob. You know Bob, the abuser that she chose to use as her storyline this season. Sheree said she never talked about it because she didn’t want her kids or her mother to know. Andy says that Phaedra and Bob are really good friends. That is interesting news. Sheree has never talked about it with her kids since the episode aired. Sheree says she is ashamed by her abuse.The other women are supportive. All of them.
Next week: Peter comes out drunk. Bob makes himself look worse. Shamea arrives to start the lesbian rape discussions and then Porsha FINALLY throws Phaedra under the bus it’s on.