I’ve had my eye on the Miami Herald for weeks waiting to hear about the mediation happening between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa. Mediation almost never works. It seems like just a way to drag things out. Today I had some time to check in with Jose Lambiet and discover that the mediation hurdle was jumped last Friday.
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According to Lambiet, the mediation went on for five hours. How does it take five hours for Joanna to demand a huge payout in damages and for Brandi to reply that is never going to happen? What does Joanna do for a living these days other than sue people?
So the case was put on the docket for August 7th and there are four weeks blocked out for the trial. Four weeks. How is there possibly over a hundred hours worth of testimony about the fragrance of Joanna Krupa’s lady garden? Brandi is supposedly going to subpoena Joanna’s medical records to prove she is a truth teller. What is Joanna going to say? I mean really. Is she going to call a million people to the stand?
This is utter nonsense and I do not understand why a judge didn’t just toss the case back in 2015.
This is such a silly case! I get Joanna’s point that Brandi would never have shut up if she didn’t go legal (cuz that’s Brandi’s M.O.), but bringing more attention to it wasn’t the smartest legal route to take.
Off-topic, but I wish the Herald would dig around on the Miami ‘Wives more, they’re far more shady and intriguing than the Atlanta bunch. Word on the street in the 305 is that both Adriana and Joanna’s marriages are over (certainly neither have mentioned their spouses on social media in months), Marysol’s company disappeared overnight, and Lea Black is on Youtube claiming that a certain psychic witch did Santeria on her. Oh, and Lisa Hochstein’s husband (the plastic surgeon) is the Republican version of Carole Radziwill on Twitter now – he’s very tedious, and very nasty to Lea and Roy.
I’m also wondering what’s happening with Alexia. It was so sad that Herman died, and now her stepchildren are suing her for the marital home and even her Maserati. I really feel for her after all she went through with Frankie.
Bravo should never have canceled RHOM. That show was so much more interesting than the latest season of RHOBH.
Loved the off topic stuff. Now THAT is what I want for my housewives shows!!
Tamara, this whole situation of this lawsuit after watching many an hours of trials, I only hope it’s televised. Lol
Great scoop! We spend a bit of time in Miami (we are in FLL) but I don’t pay attention to the housewives often. I was on Star Island a couple of months ago and saw where they had torn down the Hochstein’s old house and were well into the new one.
I thought a saw a pretty recent photo of Joanna and Roman?
Haha the Santeria Witch! My girlfriend’s mother practices and that is a very, very scary religion and not something you want to mess around with.
I wish Andy would at least do a Miami Housewives update/special since he is such a South Beach whore.
As to the court case, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Speaking of Alexia – what happened to the magazine she and Herman published, Venue? The website is defunct and the paper edition is not to be had on any newsstand in South Florida. It seem the RHOM are all in deep financial and/or personal trouble.
That’s sad about the magazine, it does look like they’ve quietly shut down in the wake of Herman’s death. (I guess his estate made that decision? It probably didn’t make any money, it was run rather like a vanity project for Herman and Alexia’s many children and nieces etc.)
You might remember from the show that they used to throw a launch party at a club in Miami for every single issue of Venue magazine, the last of which was held just a few nights before Herman’s death. I think the party was on the Thursday, and he died on the Monday – I remember vividly because the day after Herman died was my wedding day.
Herman and Alexia were photographed together dozens of times at the party, their friend William Levy who featured on the show was there as Herman’s guest, and I think out of the women on the show Marysol, Lisa Hochstein, and Adriana were all in attendance. They all looked happy and joyous to be in each other’s company, so everything that’s followed since is really shocking.
I hope Joanna wins. I’d love nothing more than to see Brandi have to pay because she has a big nasty mouth.
Me too and the fact that most people bring up JK having stinking lady parts just proves how damaging it was. Most people who don’t like her use that in her name or comment about it when talking about her. If she too! Brandi hurt a lot of people!
So do I. Brandi deserves to be sued. I hope Brandi has to pay out a huge amount of money for her vile damaging remarks. She is just nasty to the bone.
This case is the only thing that has kept Joanna’s name in the press for the past year. Of course she wants to drag this out as long as possible, she is a media-whore.
Joanna’s relationship with the media has some business savvy behind it, to be fair. Her bread and butter as a model is booking magazine shoots, and a Daily Mail article or TMZ video will boost her price with those magazines considerably. I think it’s more about money than camera time just for the sake of it.
She might not have truly cracked America, but she’s been hosting Top Model in her native country for about 8 years now, and seems to be one of the most-recognized names across Eastern Europe. That might not be enough for some celebrities, but to me it sounds perfect – she gets to be a “supermodel”/TV star in Poland, and she can still live a pretty normal life at home in America.
While Brandi does not appear to have much going on other than a podcast…guess she still does it, Joanna has a strong brand and following in her native Poland. She has basically done what Heidi Klum has done in her native Germany albeit in a smaller scale. Shows, magazine covers, endorsement deals, etc. and has a huge fan base there.
Now why isn’t Bravo doing a special on this instead of all of the weddings that we’re (I’m) sick of? It would have made a great summer miniseries ?
Wondering how many were deposed by the defense to refute the clam sorry meant claim.
Good for Joanna. Maybe Brandi’s boy toy will foot the bill, if he doesn’t dump her old ass first.
I envision guardsmen handing out clothes pins at the courthouse door! And protesters wearing pussy hats!
Correction, Garlic sprinkled pussy hats.
Omg this is so stupid. So now medical records to prove she has vaginosis? Lol 2 weeks to talk about her snapper. Lol
I’d like to be in court when Joanna tries to show damages. What is her legal source of employment and what role does her vagina play in her line of work.
Lmao ! Maybe she’ll bring “receipts”
I am wondering the same thing. I suspect that she will rely upon a cessation or reduction in modeling offers after Brandi’s accusation. Who wants her face on a billboard advertising an energy drink or a jewelry company if passers by react by saying – “isn’t that the model with the foul smelling *****?”
I really really have tried to think of this seriously. I can’t.
Why or how does this become a trial.?
Who on earth would want this to be a trial.
I dont blame J one bit – if someone said that about me on a popular nightly talk show, either i’d bust her teeth out … or sue 🙂
It will be interesting to see verdict. If a Bench trial, B probably has a shot at victory but if it’s a jury trial and you load it up with women? B will lose; one hundred percent and maybe that’s what B needs to keep her mouth shut ?
I would LOVE to be the stenographer on this case. I’d be admonished for my eye-ball rolls for sureeee !
THIs whole lawsuit is a terrible waste of court time! Media whores are that and that is all it is.
I’d like to see a queef in the courtroom determine this one hot summer*s eve.
Tainted justice.
Miami in August? If Brandi is right, the judge should be able to smell it from the bench. lol
you are a horrible person!