For once I am glad Andy is team Bethenny. It seemed like they had a falling out, but we shall see if recent postings confirm they are back together. More on that later. Right now I am defending Bethenny. I am not defending Bethenny’s sorry ass social media people or Andy’s or Bravo’s for not giving us photos. Fuck you all I am not looking for them anymore and will use random photos for this recap.
I bet my girl The Lady Cocotte could tell you all about the bartender. She’s my Drag Race girl. All donations tonight will go directly to her in honor of her tireless and often disregarded donations to this site. I’m strapped so she is going unappreciated by so many. Help me keep her at TT.
Andy makes fun of Luann’s toilets while admitting he has one now in his newly remodeled apartment. I know how crazy this sounds, I fully acknowledge that I am just a fat girl on the couch suffering from TAX SHOCK for not making monthly payment to the IRS because I didn’t have to… but I know people in Andy’s building and Sally Fields is not the only one a bit miffed about his VERY LONG CONSTRUCTION process a la Chateau Sheree. I can’t come up with the search words to find it but, it went on FOREVER. He bought the apartment next to him and kicked out the walls to make it bigger. Someone I know was looking to buy in that building and didn’t because of all the construction. I know! I don’t know how I know this either, but I promise you I do!
Sonja claims she always leaves her tags on her clothes.
Andy wants us all to know he knows the guys from the Hampton who owns the resuarant. Okay Andy we get it. You know people.
Andy refers to the clip with Dorinda, Ramona and Lu as “picking over the leftovers from that dinner.”
Who would Sonja Date?
Bernie Sanders? No
Jack Nicolson? Been there done that.
When she is asked about Prince Charles… she says he is too high profile. and THAT IS WHY SHE DIDN”T MARRY PRINCE ALBERT. Really? I can’t with this woman.
Sonja says she is friends with Trump. That is why there are photos of the two of them together a la Kim Richards. Oh this will be a good season.
Andy shows Dorinda going OFF on Sonja at next week’s dinner party. It will all come out in the wash that Dorinda has been fed a LOT of information. I’m just saying. How would I know?
In defense of Sonja’s photos with the stripper she says Dorinda is always drunk, breakfast lunch and dinner. Sonja says she was sober and she didn’t want to do it. But she was drug into it.
No one cares what the shit head thinks. I almost didn’t recap this whole show because he is a despicable piece of shit.
Andy is excited he will be filming a week in LA, I got that PR and was like, who cares….
The mazel goes to Serena Williams and won a huge tennis thing while preggers. I would have mentioned that too if it had a been a slow day. #shade
Then Andy goes on to give the Jackhole to Prince Harry’s girlfriend. God he is a terrible person.