Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when Kim returns Rinna’s baby gift to her in the snottiest way possible. We’ve been talking about it there for days. Let’s just say it’s very hard to find a Kim Richard’s supporter in this situation. There are actually a few people that like, PK from the land down under, but Kim not so much.
It is PK we begin with. Until Erika completely shuts down the conversation. LVP tries to say Erika should have had a sense of humor. Erika tells her to stop with the damn British humor. It’s not working. Amen to that. Andy reads a comment from a view that says that LVP has never gotten over Erika calling her a sniper from the side. As he is reading, my screen is paused on LVP’s very sour expression. The commenter claims that LVP is manipulating PK and Dorit into annoying Erika. For the love of God, can please stop talking about pantygate! Because I am done with the subject.
When they play back scenes from the dinner at PK and Dorit’s rental property, PK and Dorit both look very glassy-eyed. PK says he has never ever done coke. That has to be a lie. Rinna brings up the crude conversations PK and Ken engaged in about Erika at the finale party. PK says that Dorit had just returned from Hong Kong “distraught” and he had a few cocktails and he and Ken were just being naughty. That whole conversation bordered on a certain “grab her by the pussy” comment we’ve heard. As Erika says, “Get the fuck outta here, PK.”
They talk about the ladies jobs. Erika was booked to perform at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party. Kyle has six stores now. Rinna’s HSN clothing line is doing extremely well. Kyle also is a producer of the TV show that she wrote. Erika is back on Y & R again. Dorit talks about her um, businesses. Eileen leads the entire left couch in complimenting Dorit on her swimwear designs and Erika encourages her not to let that go because she has talent. This really pleased Dorit. She just lit up. You can tell she really needs Erika to like her.
It’s time to bring out Kim and Eden. Eden on the left couch at the end and Kim sits next to her sister. Kim admits she went out to dinner with Donald Trump back in 1996. LVP wants to know if she slept with him. Kim doesn’t answer. Wow. I would have denied that even if I had done such a thing during the 90s when I wasn’t thinking clearly.
I can’t wait for the episode of Catfish: Eden & London. We have an Amber Alert that stops the show for a good three minutes. I do not understand this. There is no photo, just a voice over and a screen crawl. I am home watching TV. It’s nighttime and the curtains are drawn. While I am very sorry a child has been abducted, I am not out driving where I might spot the car they described. This makes no sense at all. I suppose it doesn’t matter. This is the most boring reunion episode in history.
The show Kim and Rinna making amends and hugging it out on the show. Kim acts like everything is just fine with them. Then Andy pretends a reader has asked what Kim did with the bunny. And then this happened…
Kim could not give the bunny to her grandson because it had bad energy. Kim actually says that she is all about energy and positive things. Rinna says nothing but a barely audible “okay” and tears up. Then Kim rubs salt in the wound by telling Lisa, “You don’t have to cry over it.” Kim is just mean. I love Eileen cutting off LVP’s stupid comments attempting to make it seem like Kim is somehow being nice. Rinna says that it was Harry who thought the bunny might be a nice gesture. Rinna wasn’t sure if it was a good idea or not. She’s full on crying now. She is not saying anything mean in response to Rinna. When Kyle points out the Rinna is hurt by what Kim just did, Kim say, “I think it is good that your feel bad, because you hurt me.”
Rinna excuses herself from the couch to collect herself. My TV is paused on Kim’s face, and she has the crazy eyes watching Rinna walk away. Eileen goes after Rinna. She says that was a calculated attempt by Kim to hurt and demean Rinna. Meanwhile, Dorit doesn’t seem to know when to keep her stupid mouth shut. She tells Andy that Rinna has been mean to her too. Rinna is all ready to go back in and Kyle sends Kim to explain to Rinna why she is superstitious. That was such a dumb move by Kyle. Then Andy encourages Kim to pick up the bunny on the way to Rinna’s dressing room. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Is Kim suddenly going to not be a cunt on the walk to see Rinna? Andy tells Erika, “That bunny makes me laugh so much.” Yes, Andy, this is a really funny situation. Kim walks up to Rinna like a moron with the bunny and says, “Can I talk to you?” Rinna says, “No” and walks past her. Good for you Rinna.
Next week: Rinna tells Dorit to shut her stupid pie hole. Because someone needed to. Kim tells Eileen that “we’re not acting here, this is real.” We talk about drugs. And LVP cries about Max.