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#WWHL With Luann D’Agostino and Bridget Everett

April 13, 2017 by tamaratattles 19 Comments


Okay. Stop everything. I am half away drinking my coffee expecting to see the epic pairing of Luann D’Agostino and Andre Leon Talley. This is what my recording tell me to expect. I do not like to be disappointed. Instead I get Lu and Bridgett Everett. At first I thought Bridgett must be one of those Oklahoma people that talk about shitting the bed. You know, the one that wears a Rubbermaid glove to smoke in the car.  Oh you don’t know? You should definitely write down the fact that you have been spared from this in your Oprah Gratitude Journal. I am not awake enough for loud New York comedian with a purse dog in her ample lamp. I assume she has a really big purse.

I was ready for droll critique of the New York housewives get-ups from last night’s odd little hat party. I was anticipating Andy to inquire about Mariah’s mental health or Milania’s miserable treatment by certain uppity fashion designers. I was not prepared for loud, brash New York humor. I do not do change well. Plus, the bitch is sitting in Luann’s seat, and she is literally a seat filler. I want to abandon ship. I want to pretend I never saw what I am seeing. But I have that guilt that parents have when they sneak away for a few hours and forget about the kids. I spent several glorious hours detached completely from you, my needy, bickering children and I feel the need to show you that Mama always comes back. 

Luann’s sister is behind the bar. That’s sweet. I love me some Luann.

Okay it was late last night when I got around to recapping RHONY, and I was not full invested in my recap experience to try to figure out what Ramona was saying to Carole about the issues between Sonja and Dorinda. If I had been writing the closed captions I would have just written ‘unintellagiblele” (OMG can you imagine if the deaf had to rely on my transcribing of the housewives shows? It would be a big hodge podge of me misspelling the word unintelligible all night long. Like the incoherent leading the blind!) In the light of day “burro the hodgeit” seems to mean “bury the hatchet.” Who knew?

Andy decides to make the shady boot moment Bethenny’s comment about being to big for a hat. First of all, if ever there was a moment for one of the stupid montages of the show we just watched, tonight was it. If there is not a montage of Bethenny bitching and insulting everything and everyone tonight then clearly Andrew and Bethenny have made up. Secondly, I have the biggest head in the world. This is why I am smarter than you. I gots the most brainz.

Andy has Lu play a game called Wedded Diss involving people (housewives) who were at her wedding. It is then we find out fascinating tidbits such as:

  • Kelly Bensimon gave her a Tiffany Vase that she loves
  • Marysol and Dorinda had the most fun at the bar.
  • Jill took the most selfies
  • A friend of Tom’s caught the bouquet

We get a montage of all the shade at the garden party. Pretty much every word uttered at that party was a put down.

Luann says that she and Bethenny are closer this season than they usually are. They got through “a moment” and we are…. long pause…”big friends.” Bridgett leads the peals of laughter as Luann tries to keep a straight face and fails.

Luann doesn’t regret not inviting the other wives to her wedding. It was a special night and she just wanted people who love her and support her and want her to be happy surrounding her and that is what she got. She has no regrets at all. She had an on camera party for all the ladies when she got back from her honeymoon. Click that link for all the details about who was in attendance. Kyle is not the only housewife with a customized Judith Leiber clutch. Check out what Bethenny’s says in the link above.

Ramona has been tweeting in all night attacking Luann for still having Countess on her Twitter account. Oh Ramona,

I love how Bridget stuck up for Luann all night with Ramona, and when Andy asked about Bethenny copying her hair. Bridget pointed out that Luann was giving her a compliment when she said Bethenny’s old hairstyle looked a lot like hers.

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Filed Under: Countess Luann, Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New York, RHONY, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL Tagged With: Andy Cohen, Bridget Everett, Luann D’Agostino, Real Housewives of New York, RHONY, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL

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  1. J Stone says

    April 13, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    I fell asleep on the episode last night. It is just too boring #BringBackZarin. Why are their dogs getting intros?! I like Luann. But why is she wearing a bridal reception dress?

    On another note. Sonya, Romana, and Dorinda recently did Jenny McCarthy’s podcast. The whole segment was Romana bashing Jill Zarin about the S03 scary island episode. Romana even down played Jill’s appearance this season. Clearly, Romana is carrying the hatchet for Zarin.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      April 13, 2017 at 4:21 pm

      Jill is only on one episode for sure where she goes to dinner with Dorinda and Luann to talk about the trip down to the wedding. And well gossip about everyone else in Jill’s case.

      She also goes to Luann’s NYC party to celebrate the wedding on Bravo. She may or may not have been miked up for that.

      Reply
      • Cheryl B. (@cherylannburke1) says

        April 13, 2017 at 4:39 pm

        Oh my gawd. I kept reading that as “she may or may not have been MILKED up”. Was trying to figure out. This giraffe better drop this baby soon!! Lol Making me crazy trying to catch the birth.

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    • Marsha Marsha Marsha says

      April 14, 2017 at 3:15 pm

      LuAnn’s dress is beautiful and so is LuAnn.

      Reply
  2. Meredith says

    April 13, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    I’m a bit jealous of those Judith Leiber clutches. But I’d no opportunity to even have one except for my wedding and that’s already passed.
    I love Lu on this WWHL. I did NOT love Andy. Although as much as I do like Lu her dress was totally a 90s Laura Ashley dress. I’m hardly stylish but I cringed seeing that dress.

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    • Peachy Keen says

      April 13, 2017 at 4:19 pm

      Lu was great on WWHL. Lu’s dress, I thought, a wedding dress statement. LOL

      Reply
      • Margaret Shepard says

        April 13, 2017 at 5:27 pm

        Boring couplings on WWHLive lately. Hopefully Andy will cancel himself.

        Reply
    • Toni Hill says

      April 14, 2017 at 12:01 am

      The clutches are by Edie Parker. I only know this because I covet one.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        April 14, 2017 at 1:54 am

        Bethenny’s probably is, but Kyle’s is not.

        Reply
  3. Peachy Keen says

    April 13, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Guess I must be aging out. Had no clue who the woman with the Dog in the first was.

    Reply
    • Spunky2015 says

      April 13, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      Yes, me too. Loved the dog though. Lu looked very nice and very thin.

      Reply
    • Jen says

      April 14, 2017 at 10:45 am

      She does some really crude songs on the finale episodes of Amy Schumer’s series. I mean I’m sure she’s famous for more than that, but that’s where I know her from.

      Reply
  4. lilibeesite says

    April 13, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    This was funny. I was confused for a minute that Bethany had a bag that said eat a dick..even more funny that was toward crazy Ramona but I can actually see Bethany carrying a bag that says that because, bitch.

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  5. Auntie Velvet says

    April 13, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    Who was it who really did say, “Burro the hedgit” on RHONY last night? I remember laughing about it. Must have been Ramona?

    Reply
    • Jackson says

      April 13, 2017 at 11:42 pm

      It was Ramona.

      Reply
  6. T D says

    April 13, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    No hats for B they don’t fit her cranium. Skinny head due to brain starvation. We’re talking water thin. Hey she has such a big, fat ego.Jasmine of an ass.

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    • T D says

      April 13, 2017 at 11:06 pm

      Jaw bone of an ass. She and Phaedra should get together and make themselves complete.

      Reply
  7. LaNY says

    April 14, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Does Andy secretly hate Luann?! Why is Luann in the 2nd chair? I’m not even a fan of Luann but It seems when Luann is on WWHL Andy will ask leading questions that are mostly negative. During RHONY episodes it seems production takes every opportunity to shade Luann. Like when Bethenny and her friend were riding to Sonja’ party, Bethenny made a comment about Luann’s head being too big for a hat and production cut straight to Luann walking to the party in the big floppy hat. Maybe it’s my imagination but it seems Luann is the punching bag of RHONY.

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    • Christi says

      April 14, 2017 at 10:33 pm

      Andy is big buddies with Bethenny and Carole so if they don’t like someone my guess is he won’t either

      Reply

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