The hunt for still photos continues to be an issue for WWHL. I stopped recapping live for a couple of reasons. First, because there is often a lot to recap before this show comes on, and I am even more brain dead than usual, and secondly because the social media manager for the WWHL account was sending out photos to some of us at around 2 am, when they received them. That is not happening anymore, and basically if you want a photo, then you have to find a makeup artist or random seat filler on the show to provide them as happened tonight. I realize this entire paragraph is me procrastinating from watching this mess. I thought I’d be ready for more Sheree delusions today, but I’m really not.
Andy’s cold open was pretty good for this episode, ” Her friends have shifting alliances, and her kitchen has no appliances!” Andy has always taken digs at Sheree and most of the time she doesn’t even know it is happening. Andy is great at what Maya Angelou used to call the “blow, bite, and blow,” And not just in the bedroom. He goes on to mention “the architectural masterpiece that is arguably the eighth wonder of the world, or Atlanta at least. Not since Kim Zolciak took off her wig to reveal her real hair has there been an unveiling so anticipated as that of Chateau Sheree.” See what I mean? All that is left if for him to ask if Sheree is wearing She By Sheree. He asks this every time to remind her of her failed fashion line. On one occasion Sheree just said she was in fact wearing She By Sheree and Sonoma Goods for Life sent a cease and desist for defaming the Kohl’s private label. These are the jokes, folks no need to Google that.
Kairo is the bartender and Andy can barely keep it in his pants. Kairo has “started and apparel line” called Kairo Whitfield Apparel. He should have just gone with He by Sheree. He’s selling printed shirts.
Potomac fans, I have some great news for you. TT has a new Potomac recapper, Becky J. She is fantastic and loves to hate Potomac. Check out her first post here! He episode from last night will be in shortly, she is currently lounging around on a tropical island of Spring Break, but she is getting it done. She will also be recapping Teen Mom OG. I’m sort of jealous she gets to do that one, but it comes on at a time that I can not ever get to it, so I’ll be glued to her recaps on that. As for Potomac, I’ve seen Gizelle’s shade about Ashley’s big bush and I crack up every time. And I really like Ashley. In fact I’ve had a post about her restaurant sitting in my inbox for days. Maybe I’ll get to it soon? Gizelle says that she is not mad at Robyn for saying something kinda shady to Karen last night. She’s friends with Robyn and she doesn’t mind when she shares opinions even about her.
84% of those polled would rather be housed in the institution for wayward women than live in the ultra modern Moore Manor. Apparently things such as central heat and air and kitchen appliances are not important to the housewives watching masses.
Of course Andy loved the trashy mouth off session between Kenya and Kim. Kenya was on IG still running her mouth saying, ” A queen can not be summoned by peasants or ducks.” Oh Kenya. A queen doesn’t give peasants or ducks the time of day. This is so beneath you. Both of you. Then Kenya comes for Sheree pointing out she has a housewarming with no kitchen. In this instance, it’s just tit for tat with Sheree. Sheree has been mouthing off about Kenya’s beautifully completed home all dayum season. That housewarming Bravo gave her two weeks notice to pull together was a disaster. Even Cynthia mentioned the lack of appliances and she rarely says pea turkey about anything. Sheree tries to claim that Kenya’s house was not finished either. Oh gurl…
Pollsters were asked how excited they were to see Kim back on a scale of 1-10? Survey says! 7! I think they padded that. I am a Kim fan myself, but I’m pretty much alone at sea on that opinion most everywhere I go. So I am not buying this number.
In the “Whose side are you on, Kandi or Phaedra?” poll… 79% say Kandi. Is the other 21 percent up past curfew at Danbury voting from contraband cellphones they store in their assholes?
Kairo says he would date Porsha and asks Andy to put in a good word for him. Doesn’t someone have to be the smart one in the relationship? Will they take MARTA to Underground Atlanta and look for Harriet Tubman? How would this relationship work exactly? We may need a spin-off for that. Actually, Kairo takes after his father, who contrary to popular opinion based on the RHOA, is quite intelligent. Kairo attends Morehouse. Sheree says he plays basketball there. Maybe so. But I don’t believe a thing Sheree says.
That weird guy who calls in all the time asks Sheree how she was able to have such an extravagant party without refrigeration? She says the caterers cooked everything off site and brought in little heaters. Um…
Gizelle says that new housewife, Monique talks a lot and she is rarely listening.
In the reunion teaser, Andy asks Kandi if she believes Porsha went to anger management. Kandi says of course not. Porsha says that every time she tries to better herself, “all y’all” think it is something bad. Kandi is pissed about that because she has done a lot to support Porsha. She even donated $5,000 so that Porsha could win on “her little game.” Porsha said that was for charity and Kandi points out she has her own charities that she supports and she donated to that one for Porsha. Then Porsha says….. wait for it….
I’m not gonna be bought!
Someone asks Sheree if it is true that Phaedra is not really divorced. She says she doesn’t know for sure but that is what people say. She hasn’t seen any documents. Then Andy says, “Phaedra brought some documents to the reunion….and that was interesting.”
Andy says that on Potomac, Karen’s move becomes a major part of the storyline, and it gets very interesting.
Sheree says she is single right now and immediately looks at someone in the audience. Kairo is single and ready to mingle, but only with women, Andy. And Gizelle says she is not currently single.
Sheree says her basement is still unfinished. She wants us to know that it was finished at some point but then she had a leak. Actually, she let her pipes sit unprotected all winter, all hell broke loose with water gushing everywhere unchecked for god knows how long until a neighbor finally called the city to report the situation. Oh did I mention the leak happened in January of 2014? That’s over three years ago for those playing along at home.
Speaking of leaks, Andy asks if Nene was invited. She said yes and she also invited Deshaun Snow. Andy said that he got an invitation and he wishes they had showed it on the show. It was a very expensive and elaborate invitation. Andy says, “You really spend your money, man!” Yes she does, on everything except bills. Bob was not invited to the housewarming.
Sheree says Kenya is just evil and miserable. Andy actually sticks up for Kenya Moore. SOMEONE WRITE DOWN THIS MOMENT IN HISTORY. He points out that Sheree had trash talked Moore Manor all season. Sheree says she just pointed out the things she saw and she didn’t go anywhere she wasn’t supposed to go in the house. If I recall correctly, people were all over Kenya’s house from the toilet in the master bedroom to the outdoor patios that were structurally sound.
Andy gives Ivanka Trump his Mazel of the day because her daughter sang to President Xi at Mar Largo in Mandarin. Then he says that is so sweet, now the little girl can run her mother’s sweatshops in China some day. Because even children are not off limits for Andy Cohen.
So Sheree’s makeup artist did a fabulous job on her. However, Both Sheree and Gizelle need new stylists. They would both be high on a worst dressed list for WWHL. Maybe that is why they didn’t document their looks.