Sorry for the long delay on this, especially for my Canadian friends who are mercifully spared from this program. The show aired on Tuesday of last week and Atlanta was under numerous varieties of storm watches the following day when I normally tackle WWHL. It’s time to see if I missed anything important.
The drinking word is “Rinna” because without her this show would be nothing. Andy asks Sarah to do her Dorit impersonation and she does. Both Kyle and Sarah start talking in fake accents like Dorit. Then Andy plays Rinna talking about the big gold goose that took a big gold poop on Dorit’s head. Followed by LVPs fascination with Erika’s puss. Andy is a huge Erika fan and wears her T-shirts to the gym. 78% of those polled say LVP is obsessed with Erika’s puss. The rest are folks who are so enamored with LVP’s accent that they have no idea what else is happening on the show.
Andy calls PK “almost a super housewife, more housewife than man.” I think Andy might actually like PK. Poll question was PK defending his wife or stirring the pot? 75% say stirring the pot. 62% of those polled are not on Rinna’s side. It was a weird poll question because it was inclusive of all the people who came for her. Kyle says she could not answer it for those reasons.
On part one of the reunion, PK is there to discuss Erika’s lady garden. BTW, I am so behind on posts this week, I will try to throw up the PR for the Beverly Hills Reunion after this post if I have time today. Real life is kicking my arse lately. I am beginning to remember why I stopped having a real life. It’s exhausting. Erika calls PK a nasty person for talking about how much he enjoyed the view he had peeping up her skirt.
Kyle says she and Kim are doing great. When asked about Rinna, she says things don’t go so great for those two on the reunion. I have a feeling they are still fine though.
Kyle says she knew that Erika was still bothered by pantygate even though it was put to bed because they are friends and they talked about it. Kyle maintains that she is also friends with Dorit. #eyeroll Kyle had issues with Eden because of the way she bombarded her about Kim. Sounds like she is not friends with Eden. I feel like Eden is going to get ganged up on at the reunion. That would not normally bother me, but I feel like Eden is a bit errr…. special… and for that reason it seems a bit mean.
Kyle says Rinna doesn’t have a Xanax problem. Kyle doesn’t think LVP was being shady when she told Kim to tell Rinna she was talking about her. Kyle stopped calling LVP out on being shady two seasons ago. Kyle has a couture Judith Leiber clutch that spells out Mrs. Umansky. You can buy the monogrammed ones on her site for a mere four thousand dollars. Each additional letter after three is another $500. So if she just did it that way, the little clutch would be another $3,500. Kyles purse is also an upgrade from the one on the website. I’m keep saying, the Umansky’s money is the biggest money on RHOBH. Listen to me now, and hear me later…
It’s not enough that Andy picks new on the scene model Tyler Clinton, Billy Clinton’s son. He has to say that he doesn’t know what political party Tyler belongs to but he’s hoping it’s the ” pass around party bottom party.” Dear Lord he is so crude and inappropriate. Kyle thought it was hilarious. So she gets the side eye as well.
Then he propagates the rumor that Ann Coulter is dating Jimmy Walker. It’s not true.