It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered.
This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP needs to rile up her foot soldiers Dorit and PK. I can only imagine how disappointed LVP has been in her army this season. And yet, she is winding them off for one last toddle into battle and pointing them at Rinna. That last part is quite unnecessary because my girl Rinna is more than will to draw fire to herself.
Despite everyone being told to wear pink, LVP herself goes very sparkly. Rinna is already killing it in the talking heads. “I like to let LVP think she has the power. For some reason that makes her happy, so I like to give her that. She doesn’t have a whole lot.” Yaaas Rinna.
There is a weird greeting between Eileen and LVP that indicates a truce could be possible. Ken is kind to Rinna during their awkward greeting despite his trash talking of her at every turn. Everyone’s greeting of Dorit is awkward because as Rinna says,”it looks like a big gold goose took a big gold shit all over her head.” LVP and I both love Erika’s pink wig unless the rest of you humorless fucks. LVP continues her fascination with Erika’s chuckalina by asking if it is pink too. It’s not. It is as hairless as Dina Manzo’s kitty cat Mrs. Wrinkles. And LVP should know this since it hasn’t been that long since she plunged her arm up to her elbow under Erika’s dress. LVP is obsessed with that puss.
And …Kim Richards has arrived. sigh. I must say she looks fabulous in pink and is sporting a diamond necklace that has to be Kathy’s because I can tell from here that it is real and it is stunning. She looks very healthy and happy. I’m bored. Let’s get to the main event.
Oh Dorit, do you really need to recruit Kim Richards to go against Rinna with you? I have an idea where that battle plan came from. This conversation is very tweedle dee, tweedle dum.
LVP, Eileen and Erika are the only ones that eat food on this show.
Kim is stirring up the pot to cause drama for Rinna. LVP literally feeds lines to Kim. And not the kind that you get in Dorit’s bathroom that make you feel confident and above it all.
Drunk PK is WAY too close to Maurico telling him the blow-by-blow of the women’s drama. We are 26 minutes in and it’s been a snoozefest of rehashed drama. Why did I expect anything better?
Eileen seems to be instigating the confrontation between Rinna and Dorit from the Rinna side. Which is odd. LVP is instigating Dorit from her side. In her talking head LVP says, ” You don’t go to a party at my house and ignore one of my good friends.” She was speaking about Dorit. Seriously. And yes, LVP that is exactly what one does if one doesn’t care for the person. Would you prefer she start a brawl as you are encouraging Dorit to do? Then she makes a random comment about Erika’s vageen for the tenth time this episode. Seriously, is she a closeted lesbian?
Wow, Rinna is being very soft-spoken with Dorit asking her what her issue is. She explains that Eden told her that Dorit was discussing Rinna with the girls claiming she has a Xanax problem and that was hurtful. Kyle jumps in on team Dorit of all things saying Dorit never said that to her. Eden waffles about saying it in the first place. LVP tells Rinna she is being paranoid.
Speaking of paranoid. There was just some weird gunfire in the hood. Not like the normal caliber we’re used to seems to have stopped. Sorry back the program currently in progress.
Rinna is being so well-behaved. Erika gets up to watch the fight. Kim follows her. Eden totally backpedals on Rinna. It’s everyone on Rinna. LVP is stepping in to rile things up bringing back her victimization routine from last year as if she was not the ring leader of the bring down Yolanda campaign. And just like tonight she’s acting like she has nothing to do with the drama. Eileen is apparently in charge of refereeing this fight and she calls a low blow with a point deducted from LVP. Kim is tagged in for the mob. Kim says Rinna has gone after her, LVP, Brandi, Yolanda and Dorit. Yes she has. Name one of those people who was not being a duplicitous bitch to the group. Rinna is the only one on the whole series that will get her hands dirty and call out the biggest shit stirrers. Please at Eden to that list as well and then sit down and shut the fuck up Kim Richards. You are not on the show, you were not their and your old victim routine is ridiculous as you are the victim of your own bad decisions. You have gone after Brandi , you have gone after LVP, you have gone after Rinna. So just shut the fuck up.
Dorit starts screaming and pointing in Rinna’s face about how she doesn’t enjoy attacking people. Um. Okay. When Rinna steps toward her we get the grand breath comment that has been played a million times as if that is the highlight of her big read on Rinna. Rinna seems bored by the unworthy opponent. So she turns the topic from Rinna is so mean to everyone to another example of Dorit being a cunt, specifically to Erika who is read to be tagged in for the right reunion couch team.
Dorit tries to deny she said some things about Erika by saying that she only called her “frigid.” I don’t think the she knows the complete definition of the word but everyone else does and they giggle. Except Erika who is not a giggler. She’s playing with her food a little before she kills it. LVP jumps in to help out Dorit, who desperately needs it. Erika doesn’t remember Dorit apologizing in Hong Kong. I actually believe Erika. She’d been drinking a good bit which is why she let her emotional guard down in the first place.
Here comes PK. Erika asks him if he ever said that she deliberately didn’t wear panties so she could attempt to seduce him. He says he doesn’t have a photographic memory so if he said it he doesn’t remember. I can’t even recap PK. He gives me the creeps. Then Dorit tries to blame Eileen for the constantly bringing up the pantygate thing. Eileen says she can’t imagine Vincent ever talking to a woman like that. Everyone disperses and Erika and Dorit seems to make up.
The only thing worse than the gold poop on Dorit’s head is the greasy mess that is the back of her head.
Just when things were all better, Eden wants to come for Rinna. Rinna tells Eden the situation between them is quite simple. The moment she ran to LVP to talk about her was the moment their friendship ended. Eden starts screaming about giving Rinna her heart and soul and then scream at her that she’s a bitch. #EdensLoveStory Eden goes on and on and on with a laundry list of things she has given Rinna, her heart, her liver, her soul, her kneecaps and she has been there for her unconditionally with all the support in the world! Eden’s rant sounds like a deranged woman after she finds out her fiancée slept with the maid of honor at the bachelor party. Rinna is perplexed. She points out that she barely knows Eden. She wants to say something like we’ve shot like five scenes together all season. I can feel it. She says she didn’t ask Eden to “be there for her.” Well she was there for her with the Kim stuff and Rinna was never there for her! Rinna keeps pointing out to her that she seems really angry. Which is a bitch move because Rinna knows full well that make the crazy worse. Everyone else is sitting in stunned silence because Eden hasn’t said much of anything all season. I guess it was obvious at this point that Dorit had stolen her diamond. The best part is Eden is wearing a tulle ball gown which she holds up like a Disney princess when she flounces off. #EdensDisneyLoveStory #ImCallingMyInternetBoyfriendWhoMayBeASerialKiller #PinkCrystalsAndUnicorns
Rinna is hold back laughter and then asks the entire party, who’s next in line to scream at her. I’m pretty sure she did take a Xanax for this evening because she has been cool as a cucumber all night. Eileen says Eden told her before the party that she feels dismissed by everyone and no one ever listens to her. #EdensSadLoveStory
Erika, has had enough. She’s the first to get her exit time. The only thing of import on her end notes is she has been asked back to Y & R. Which is awesome. #LVPsDreamJob
I forgot to mention Camille is there. She is pushing hard to come back. She is putting it out there that they are asking her and that she is not sure if she wants to because of her new man. But she’s full of it, if they ask her she will be back and I hope she is. And Dorit is not.
Eileen’s end notes were about Erika not asking her to be on one of her videos but she’s working on her dance moves just in case.
Dorit’s end notes were total rubbish.
LVP ‘s notes were about her fabulous new dog rescue center in Weho. It’s quite posh.
Rinna and Harry went to Italy to watch their girls walk in fashion week and recently celebrated their 20th reunion. Take that, Hollywood!
Kyle’s scripted series is ready to roll. Kyle and Maurico have decided to spend some of his increasing income on a major home renovation rather than buying another house.
And the season comes to a merciful end.
These women are fabulous, glamorous and all the above. This was a great season and I’m looking forward to the next, I love me some damn Erika Jayne baby and that’s a fact and you can add Eden to that list to. I like Lisa Rinna but Eden snatched back that hairstyle you’ve had since 1939, why wasn’t Eden full time again? One of the best seasons ?
Thought it was a good season also. Not crazy about Rinna or Erika but they make good TV. I think the reason Eden didn’ t end up with a diamond is cuz they figured out she’s full fledged nuts. Although I loved how she came for Rinna and everyone just looked at her like , whaaa?
Dorit’s hair was better in theory than execution. It truly distracted me during her scenes. She stood her ground better than in Hong Kong. Eileen is really annoying. I guess Sassoon Jr decided to go out with a bang. LVP manipulated her pawns per usual. PK should have stayed out of it; even though, Erika brought him into the battlefield. He did himself no favors, neither did production by showing him creepingly ear-hustling during the women’s conversation. Kyle and her “omg” faces have played out btw. Rinna, my dear, is delusional. She knows how to play up for the cameras and deflect from her messiness.
Bring on the reunion.
Ear hustling, I love it.
I’m sick of Kyle’s OMG faces too. But she did a great job at self-preservation while being on the peripheral of the messes. But I wouldn’t want her for anything other than a casual social friend on the show that’s for sure. I don’t find Rinna that delusional or anymore delusional than some others who are more sneaky with their sh*t. I find her to know exactly what she is doing. It’s just her execution is messy and in your face. Which is too bad because she actually has a very good read on people on there.But it gets lost because she’s just so unpredictable and “un-BobbyFischer-lke” about it.
We have not watched the same show all season…………….and I find that sad.
This is what I find so fascinating! RHoBH is the only recap I comment on because I see it the same way TT does. You make such a great point that it makes me sit back and reflect.
You stole my comment, completely agree. TT is enthralled with the Rinna.
I don’t get the Rinna love at all. She’s a backstabbing, lying flip flopper and will say and do anything to be with the “cool girls”. I used to really like Ericka a lot until I realized that she’s just acting. No one knows the real Ericka, not even Tom. She really needs to tone it down on thinking how fabulous she is. She’s really not – she’s just rich.
I feel like I watched a completely different show than your recap. How anyone can defend Rinna and come up with anything positive to say about her is perplexing to me.
Rinna championed Erika and her hurt feelings but mocks and laughs at Eden’s very real and raw confrontation about being very hurt by Rinna. Rinna is a vacuous nasty woman, and Eden was right that she does indeed have a negative energy about her.
Anyone that says PK should have stayed out of it needs to ask themselves if they would want their own partner to defend them in that situation- plus it was Erika that invited him into the conversation by asking him a direct question.
Erika left early because she got a text from Mikey reminding her that her “look” would expire at midnight. Was that bitch seriously looking at her phone when the shit hit the fan with Eden and Rinna?!
Lmaooooooo if you think edens little monolauge was real (w no actual tears) you need help….
Everyone views the show from with their own level of intelligence and gullibility. This is how people like Dorit have fans.
So true! I feel in love with watching Rinna this season. She is a little nuts but calls it like she sees it. Eden is a snake I couldn’t believe she went to LVP to throw Lisa under the bus. She made a fool of herself with Kyle and had to cover her ass. Rinna was way too cool with her after what she did. Dorit and LVP wore on my nerves during the end…that gold in hair! Ugh.
“Views the show from their own level of intelligence and guillibility” LMAO!!!! The shade!!! I bow down ? #commentoftheday
Eden is pretty dense to think that what she did to Rinna , wouldnt end any chance of a ftiendship ever happening. She blew the trust, by running with and repeating everything Rinna had confided to her. She blamed Rinna for everything, afterwards, too. I think Eden is a complete moron, who doesn’t think for herself, has a big mouth and no loyality. Heart and soul my ass. Women like her a dime a dozon. Gossipy, back stabbing and easily influenced.
Nice passive aggressive response! Lol
So anyone who doesn’t like Rinna or diagrees with you is stupid?
yes.
Has anyone ever told you, you’re the Donald Trump of bloggers. I hope you have better hair.
I have fabulous hair. Are you sure your name isn’t Jen?
I say PK should have stayed out. The only comment he needed to make all night was his response to Erika’s question and then take a seat.
To Julie: Eden said Rinna has “an evil energy.” Smartest thing she’s said all season.
I think we saw the same show!
Random thoughts. I thought Rinna handled herself well. I wish the footage of Dorit telling the Xanax story to LVP and Boy George had been shown. Absolutely, she insinuated that Rinna had a problem. Finally, footage of LVP of snipering from the side. PK literally makes my skin crawl. I also love Erika’s pink wig!
Yes! Dorit brought it up MULTIPLE times. All season Dorit was a master at what I call “mother-in-law comments”. Some of you probably know what I mean, those mean, shitty little comments you mil says to you, then when you try to complain to your husband about them he looks at you like you’re the nutty one. Because, of course his mother didn’t mean it the way you interpreted it.
MIL comments, I love that phrase. My MIL just spent a week with us, she lives 7 hours away. Thank God.
Shes a great southern cook. Im not from the South and she hates my cooking; which is fine as I hate to cook. She thinks us mid west folk eat fancy food like Romaine lettuce instead of regular iceberg (seriously she said that)
One the last visit I overheard her ask my husband, “is the salad done?” Referencing a tossed salad I prepared. Bitch is lettuce (romaine)and fresh veggies chopped in a bowl with salad tongs next to it, WTF do you think? Would you like me to batter dip and deep fry it? My husband thought I misinterpretted her comment.
Thanks for being a safe space for me to vent, apparently I needed to get that off my chest. Lol 🙂
I’m having a serious problem with my husband over my mother in law. She’s a narcissistic bitch who my husband constantly defends even though she was abusive to him. I have done way more than his mother ever did for him yet she gets the respect. Married for 27 years and this might be the last year. He defends mommy but not me and I’m sick of it!
I had the same problem with my MIL and finally decided I needed to love her because she gave birth to my husband. That little change in my attitude made all the difference in the world, and I was finally able to deal with her. LOL, it was REALLY hard at first, but got easier as time went by.
It took the pressure off my husband and then he started noticing how she was treating me and started sticking up for me – eventually.
If you’re ready to throw in the towel, you might give it a try – at this point you have nothing to lose. Just a thought.
People from North Dakota are the same way, they think macaroni is vegetable.
I think Rinna actually brings up xanax Atleast once every episode!
Maybe she’s looking to be asked to do a Xanax commercial. She does love the hustle
If Rinna brings it up once every episode, then it is still less times than Dorit. I counted an episode ago Dorit mentioned it six times, and three this episode. Not counting the comment in the confessional “I could smell Xanax on her breath.”
MIL comments haha the best. I consider myself a “lucky one”, our cray MIL cut my hubby & I off. Because I’m a horrible bitch…I must add she has also cut off her sisters, brother, mother and depending on which week it is, some of her other relatives. Because we’re all so dreadful and intolerable, she definitely isn’t the one with the problem *insert sarcasm* 😉
Eden is full of shit just like this comment. How are you going to sit there and let Rinna tell you a couple of things and then run to LVP about it and be mad when Rinna does it to you? Eden was just mad Dorit stole her spot as LVPs soldier…byeee
Eden REALLY wants to come back “full-time” next season. Watch her pull out ALL her tricks during the reunion.
And the whole desperate ” I would choose you over her anyways” to LVP, freaking thirsty and clingy strange shit!
I think everyone is conveniently forgetting that Rinna tried to blame Eden in Mexico for questioning Kim’s sobriety and saying she was close to dying! Rinna said “I’m not going to take the fall for this, it was Eden”! Eden has as much right to defend herself as any of them .
Eden needs to learn to shut that over bottled mouth when people confidence in her.
LVP needs to stop talking about how Rinna, “Had a go at me last year.” All that does is remind us how much of a controlling puppet master she is. Her sympathy for Kim this year was totally manufactured. Also, where do Ken and Lisa get their money? Restaurants have super low profit margins.
Eden is off her rocker.
As much as fans overwhelmingly hate Dorit and PK, I think she has a good shot at coming back next season. None of the past 1 timers have ever gotten as much air time, and I don’t think they would have brought in PK as the sole husband at reunion if they were kicking her off. Too bad because I’m sick of her gossiping and his mansplaining.
I generally like Erika and Rinna but this wasn’t the best season for either of them. Hope they get better storylines next season. Erika actually had some great moments this season but they got overshadowed by the never ending pantygate saga.
Eileen also needs a more exciting storyline. Her hair stylist this season deserves a raise and we need more Vinny. Even though she’s a little boring, I think she has one of the best senses of humor on the show and is the most level headed. Her blogs are also the best written. Someone was paying attention in English class.
Kyle is queen. I hope Kim stays off TV – she of ALL people should not be calling anyone out on lack of accountability. But Kyle has the best marriage, family, life, and heart. And she eats too, T!
Erika brought up pantygate more than anyone ! Everyone thought that subject was finished ! She brought it up in Hong Kong and at the party and even brought PK in asking his opinion .
Huh?? Bc when someone is fake and in your face about why you’re “cold” you have to remind them of what tf they did to you. Lisa is the one that brought it up over and over again. After dorit ran around forn3 episodes telling everyone
Ericka also said numerous times the matter was over for her. I guess she lied, no?
No, she didn’t. It was over in the sense she was not going to continue to discuss it with Dorit, she got the message and the picture of who she was. She only brought it up after when she was accused by OTHERS of being cold/frigid/unfriendly to dorit and whatnot, to demonstrate why.
why would she seek friendship and closeness with someone who embarrassed her so badly and yapped about it afterwards? She’s no fool.
If people weren’t pressing her about why she didn’t extend herself to Dorit, she wouldn’t have brought it up again.
Not only did Erika who is 40 something dance diva making a career out of being provocative, bring it up vanderpump continues to tease her about it and she just brushes it off because she knows she can’t go up against vanderpump and win. She’s stronger with the likes of weaker insecure girls like rinna and Eileen. I’d understand if what she directed at dorit once went to vanderpump but it hasn’t which makes me believe this is one of those let’s take out the fresh meat deals.
Surprisingly dorit held her own enougn times when she was attacked by the swarm of hypocritical deflection savvy women.
Everyone I in is thread is really dumb af. LVP is always friends w the weaker ones. Eileen, Rinna, and Erika ar s friends bc they stay true to who they are. That’s very obvious. They can share the truth about the themselves and others and talk about it with out being over dramatic and misrepresenting the story (lying) like LVP and dorit and now Kyle do. Dorit thinks it’s ok to continually through jabs at Erika as if she’s too dumb to catch on and the second Erika does dorit is “joking” or “doesn’t remember”. This is dorits first season and she’s had more amnesia than anyone else. First, the talking shit about Eileen’s family members passing away …oh she didn’t remember, then trying to insinuate rinnna has a pill problem, multiple times to different people, oh dont remember that. Production is constantly showing where she lied bc her dumbass forgets it’s all on tape or she’s just a pathological liar that needs 3 nannies for two kids.
these are work friends, not real friends. LVP and Kyle have the closest thing to a friendship and I question that. Eileen and LR are acquaintances.
Are you brain dead? Lisa Rinna & Eileen have been friends for decades & have vacationed together internationally with their families. Instagram is your friend. Use it.
huh? “because she knows she cant’ go up against vanderpump and win”? Erika brushed off continued panty conversations because she didn’t want to give the issue air time. Erika ain’t skeered of any of those women.
I thought TT commented how Tom tore into PK at the reunion?? So PK wouldn’t be the ONLY husband there……
Oh no the amnesia IS contagious!! I am forgetting too!!! I cannot remember what I have read ?
I didn’t say that, but I hope it happens. I would be surprised if Tom came to the reunion. He stays in his lane for the most part and leaves Erika to do her thing. Tom has a big case in Alabama at the moment where he is part of a huge class action suit against a phosphate mining company that sold land strip mined for phosphate for residential use. The land has extraordinary levels of cancer causing radiation. His work is extremely important and it’s unlikely he has the time to show up at a reality show reunion. Or a dance competition either, though I suspect he will appear at #DWTS at some point if at all possible. He’s very supportive of Erika’s entertainment endeavors.
Thank you for clearing that up for me!! I must’ve read someone else’s comment & become confused.
I love Tom & Erika’s relationship. I think it works wonderful for them. They support each other’s career & I thought nothing of it when I didn’t see him in the audience for DWTS. I knew that he was on a case. I also knew that if Erika would’ve wanted or needed him there, he would’ve been. But she didn’t and our girl did great!
Rinna was so calm. Must’ve had a xanax smoothie.
I don’t watch this one anymore . However after seeing the pic’s, I gotta say Lisa looks marvelous. Love, love her hair.
PK’s circling around the women was so weird. Did anyone else notice LVP going off camera right after PK, then PK comes back and starts interacting with them? It was like LVP needed to do last minute coaching. Not that he needed encouragement to try to get more camera time.
LVP has to keep finger on the pulse and make sure her agenda is covered. 😉
Lisa needs to keep her fingers to herself and stop putting them where they don’t belong in order to determine was is or is not covered. Watch your pie.
Rinna is horrible, why does anyone speak to her or film with her ? She will turn on everyone in time. She acts looney tunes. I will never get over her getting the hair removal last season and then the dance on the yacht this season. She is so vulgar I cannot stomach her. I may stop watching and just read your recaps, they are more entertaining than the actual shows and I don’t have to look at Rinna’s hind end. Great recap and stay safe.
Maybe rinna believes this show is fake and “acts a part” I used to watch her on WWHL before she was cast and she talked and acted very differently. One bizarre example is how she mentioned the size of her “birth canal” at least twice this season. I think she’s creating a character because her of her inconsistency. She reminds me of Kelly Bensimon.
I completely agree. She knows the producers want drama and she produces it. She’s the new Brandi.
What she said about Dorit in the bathroom doing coke was ridiculous. Saying Kim is near death was a gross overstatement. And then she says what Brandi said, I’m telling my own truth, which means it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not if she somewhat believes it.
I love LVP and always will, but I wish she’d give pattigate a rest.
Just out of curiosity who has Rinna turned on?
I said will, not had. But Rinna did blame Eden for what Rinna did and also blamed Dorit for the smoothie crap that Rinna started in the first place and continued to bring it up,even to her own child. She blamed LVP for the Yolanda mess but there was nothing on tape to back her up. I don’t have a razor sharp memory but I am a good judge of character. In my opinion when you have you butt a foot away from other women’s husbands faces on purpose there’s not much to you. It is not something a friend would do. I know she is your girl but she is not mine.
There was nothing on tape to back LVP up either. LVP has also been at the center of many she said vs. she said. Brandi, Kyle to name a few. Rinna pulled out that bag as a joke. Dorit, on the other hand, couldn’t wait to bring it up at the dinner also to Eden as a reason for Rinna acting a certain way. I have seen this to many times with LVP. Whenever anyone calls her out the next season they are the bad guys.
She brings in the Bravo ratings and bucks with VPR and possible new shows. They are not going to mess with their cash cow too much. Kyle has gone out on her own with shows, Eileen and Rinna have other things to fall back on in terms of a career as does Erika. Bravo has been very good for LVP and she for them.
I find it amusing that u said Rinna switched convo to Ericka becoz she was bored as l beleive she just couldnt defend herseld and preferred deflecting as usual.
I have to admit i loved loved loved Dorit s line to Rinna about if she can smell her breath it means shes too close and needs to back off…sure wah to disarm any opponent and it worked on Rinna who could not for the second time get in her face to waive her finger.
And Erika forgetting about that apology? Such bullcrap when the girls probably had met since hong kong and probably had discussed this.
She had that selective amnesia… the same one that made her say she knew yolanda for 10 years which was not true and the same one who made her do a whole ugly cry scene about her unncesseary upcoming convo with Tom about pantygate which in fact never happened and would never happen…lets call her out on her s..t too
And that pink hair with black dress and rhinestones was sort of drag queenish…not a good look
Im amused about how Eileen always instigates but is never called out for it per say…i guess shes so boring she just slides off that rollercoaster
Well said. Ericka and Rinna really had to over act this season to move it along. Tonight’s show was so contrived. Hope Kim’s appearance tonight doesn’t mean she will be on the show next season. Eileen looked lovely tonight. She is gorgeous. Erika really needs to fire her stylists, she could look so much better. Amen, it’s over and onto NY!
You think Erika and dorit hangout between filming? Hell no. Erika had her meltdown after that so she probably blacked out. Especially since Dorits apology was obvious BS.
Dorits apology seemed very sincere to me. Dorit apologized at lunch as well when LVP asked them if they were ok to move on they both agreed.
An apology is not “I’m sorry IF I made you feel that way”. Apologize for your own actions and your words.
Pretty sure Rinna knew that. She was clearly NOT apologizing for what she said. That was sort of the whole point.
Why do people think that is not an apology? I’m sorry, you can mean what you said but still feel bad if it caused someone to be a wussy pussy…
I.E. I know you can deal with me saying “TT, you’re a cunt,” but if you were having a bad day and it made you cry, I would feel bad. I may still think you’re a cunt, but I didn’t want to make you cry. I mean, maybe I did, but I’m just mean and mostly drunk.
It wasn’t sincere. Did you not watch her attitude toward Erika when they interview them on the show after she delivered the “just kidding panties”? How about the comment about Erika serving it up on a platter or whatever her comment was. .And this is on top of the other digs she’s made..I think the only reason she apologized in the last episode is because her passive aggressive bullsh*t has ran its course. As much as it was about “pantygate” it really wasn’t as is very apparent by not only her interviews but Lisa Vanderpump’s stupid digs about Erika when she should look in the mirror.
I think the panties idea could have been hilarious actually. It was just the delivery.
It also matters who it comes from. I wager if Eileen did it, she would have found it funny. Be she didn’t like Dorit from the beginning. Mostly because she is annoying.
If my best friend threw a bunch of condoms and lube at me and said, “That’s for you, ya big ‘ole slut!” I’d call her a cunt and we’d have a drink and a laugh. If someone I didn’t know did it, I’d be rather offended.
I agree with that. I think Dorit realized in Hong Kong she had been led down the pink primrose path a bit and was sincerely trying to fix things. Then LVP wound her up again at her party and pointed her at Rinna instead. Then when Rinna deftly turned the topic back to Erika, Dorit lost her footing again.
No but erika eileen and kyle went to lunch and discussed hong kong…scene where erika apologized to eileen…im sure it was rehashed in detail
Well apparently it wasn’t. I don’t think Erika is the type to lie about a fake apology ?
she lied about being friends with Yolanda for 10 years after meeting trough their husbands (which was not true)…she lied about having to tell Tom about pantygate (which was not true)…her season 1…she lied about her not saying something she had…then when ultimately confronted about it she said she didnt want to admit it at the time coz she had just finished singing and didnt want to bother with the convo.
Erika may appear to be straightforward but, in reality, she lies
SHHH! Don’t you know only LVP’s history can be used against herself!?!
I think Erika’s agitation about Pantygate and Tom was very genuine. The only time we saw her upset last year was when someone (Rinna? I can’t remember) was argumentative with him a party at their house. I don’t know if he’s an intimidating husband, if the show business budget he supplies comes with strings or what — but there’s some kind of strain there.
And I’d imagine that for her, just keeping the two Erikas separate is also a strain, Tom or no Tom. She seems to get really thrown if anyone implies that Erika G. isn’t a real lady. I find her fascinating.
Of course he’s an intimidating husband. He has all the money and I’m sure an air tight pre-nup as well. She’s spending way more money than she’s taking in (with her hobby). She acts a certain way with Tom because she can’t be herself, which is a bumpkin from Georgia who was raised by a mother that wasn’t very motherly. She has issues but acts like she’s got it all together.
A bumpkin from Georgia? You make it sound like Georgians are a bunch of uneducated rednecks.? Btw, Erika has never acted like she has it together. She has stated numerous times that she has issues…like the rest of us.
During Erika’s first scene last year with LVP, LVP made a little dig (oh, sorry, it must have been that British humor again) about Erika and Tom’s age difference and something about marriage and divorce. Erika commented she would get half in a divorce, or something like that, made me wonder if they had a prenup at all.
In California after ten years I believe the wife gets half regardless of the prenup. There are a lot of divorces in Hollywood after ten years and one month…Erika has been married for nearly 20 years. Clearly she is happy with Tom.
Marrying someone in of itself is a contract, when there is no “pre-nup” (pre-marriage contract), state law rules. If there is a pre-nup then that contract is enforced. For example, a pre-nup may state all assets are to stay separate throughout the marriage, even if the marriage lasts 40 years the pre-nup trumps. Of course, this is a generalized statement.
Ah the 10yr rule! Remember when Tom Cruise divorced Nicole Kidman 9 1/2 yrs in? Erika KILLED it this year.
I think it’s so rude to make comments about age differences in other couples. It’s what contributes to some couples not making it even. LVP is one of those people who act like everything she does or every choice she makes is perfect and the gold standard. Ken is the same way. And everything else other people do, is not up to standard. It’s so annoying.
Ktina, please show us country bumpkins on the dolly how Erika caused your husband to be intimidating. Also please tell us how Tom is exactly like your husband and how you determined that from his combined 13 minutes across two seasons of a reality show.
I’m curious Ktina, how much money does your ‘hobby’ or career bring in? I bet not as much as Erica or even this GA bumpkin. Comments like that make me think YOU are the inbred one.
Erika loves Tom, of course she wouldn’t want to him to be upset by the shit-storm of pantygate!
I didn’t really mean it like that, Ktina. I don’t think their marriage is that sinister or cynical. But I imagine that it’s important to him that she emphasize that the showgirl persona is not who he is married to. So when people imply that she is coming on to married men and other trashy behavior, it threatens their understanding.
Wow patbugg u said it all for me! But so much better!
LVP is still an undercover cunt.
I am always shocked at the people who follow her.
Some people like being an undercover cunt. Don’t judge.
Indeed.
She went from being a favorite of mine to me wondering if I really like this woman. I just have a very low tolerance for someone who is a egotistical bullshItter.But it’s not that hard to trick masses of people that’s forsure. She has so much trashiness about her underneath all the glitz and glam. Look at who she surrounds herself with to make herself look like she’s superior.And she’s a flat out coward. I can write a whole blog about her and her sneakiness and image so I’ll stop there. But I honestly don’t see how they can stomach her ego most of the time. If when it seems like it’s not there, oh it’s there.
I think she may have moved to LA to be “posh” because in the UK her “glitz and glam” WOULD be considered trashy. I mean, pink swarovski Louboutins and horses in tutus? She’s a step away from Katie Price. (Google her. She’s awful.)
Lmao @ Mark! 100% spot on! She’s just an older version of Katie Price ??
Take out the fake boobs, give her about 30mil and send her to elocution lessons and you have LVP 2.0.
Mark, your comment makes so much sense!!! I never thought about it before but I think you’re completely right.
I’m dying at the Katie Price reference!!! I didn’t think anyone else on her would know about her. You guys are my people!!!
Do we all have amnesia? LVP has been a puppeteer, director, instigator and sniper from the side all this time. I think back about how silly and immature I thought it was that Brandi spoke of her own evil actions as something she did to stay in LVPs good graces- as if Brandi was commanded to and didn’t have a choice. Rinna learned her lesson last season with the Lyme-hausen.
Now it appears that Dorit was expressly hired for the job as an LVP enforcer. Eden is just as desperate to please LVP as well. Kyle can just rub her hands together in front of the fire with LVP and watch the well crafted choreography play out.
I am certain that after last season, LVP’s contract allowed her to pick an ally to replace Yolanda. She chose poorly. Will she get to choose again next season?
I’m sure there is a line of potential courtiers in the wings, whether she has her choice or not will be fun to try and diagnose with you next season. LVP reveals who she is and yet we all still watch to see what’s next. OMG glittery pony hooves! Love ya TT.
What a disappointing end to a great season, except towards the end when they had to torture some of the storylines.
PK needs to take a knee, he’s totally vomit-worthy.
I love Rinna’s transparency, she puts it all out there! As does Erik. , Dorit and PK are just thirsty schemers. Eden is a desperate child, and was a perfect little idiot for LVP, she a Dorit took their orders and did their jobs. I am a little disgusted by Kyle actually, she should have defended Erika, she really should have, she isn’t as realof a friend to her as she claims.
Yesss exactly. Kyle is the biggest pussy on the show… (next to Erikas) ?
Que the Kyle bashing…..she did exactly what she should have- STAYED THE FUCK OUT of it……Erika is a big girl and is capable of defending herself. Kyle comforted her in Hong Kong when she was upset. This is NOT a WWF team, there were enough people involved in this non sense as it was!
So the newcomers don’t actually know if they are main cast until after the show stops filming?? (I’m guessing from your comment -“I guess it was obvious at this point that Dorit had stolen her diamond.”) That’s crazy! They don’t know how much $$ they make then either until the end?
I guess that explains why Eden is invited to everything for no reason and awkwardly forces herself into conversations. She fought hard but she had lost from day one.
Andy Cohen treats these women like pawns.
Also Kyle sitting on that sharp spiky thing was the funnies thing I’ve seen all season.
Eden dropping fifty shades of crazy at the table and running out like Cinderella leaving the ball at midnight was hysterical.
I thought it was a little over acted, lol. It almost seemed like and audition scene.
Dorits hair do, gold in the front; grease in the back mullet was good in theory, but ….not so much.
Eden realized oh shit I better do something to step it up this is the last date filming. What she had can best be described as a tantrum, similar to what toddlers have when their being ignores.
PK the Peter Thomas of BH only worse. I was wishing Maurico would tell him to stay out of it.
LVP is a shady bitch. I dont want to see her on my TV anymore
I wonder what Mama Joyce’s streets have to say about the Kemsleys…..
Mama Joyce would probably want to know why Dorit let someone smear golden swan poop on her head and tell her that it looked good.
Geez I swear I don’t feel as though we watched the same season. Something is truly off and evil with Lisa Rinna. Ericka is officially the new grudge holder, no wonder she and Eileen get on so well, the perfectly worded apology is so hard to find these days! The hazing of Dorit was uncalled for and I like her husband, for Christ sake LVP did not fist Ericka, please stop with that exaggeration, she tried to slip a finger up the hem of her skirt which considering Erickas less than outgoing personality was a bad call but you’ve made it sound as if she purposely exposed her lady bits, when Ericka unwittingly had done already. And whether anyone says it out loud or not, if your husband, partner or boyfriend saw a vagina in front of him, can you answer HONESTLY that he would avert his eyes #mormonstyle? Much ado about nothing.
A man might have a bit of fascination before he caught himself, but that’s not the point. The point is that he and Dorit relentlessly blamed Erika for PK’s experience. My God, I’ve certainly been accidentally flashed in my lifetime, and I can’t imagine calling that person’s attention to it every time I saw him or her. Or saying, in effect, “I couldn’t look away and I know that’s what you wanted, baby.”
How anyone could interpret LVP literally reaching up Erika’s skirt to check her for underwear as, “she tried to slip a finger up the hem of her skirt which considering Erickas less than outgoing personality was a bad call”
I don’t think ANYONE is watching the show you watched.
And Ericka doesn’t have an outgoing personality? I’m glad your show doesn’t air at my house. I love seeing Erika’s outgoing personality everyweek.
So when Erica says that she’s shy and it takes her a while to warm up to people, what show was that? When she’s in her EJayne persona perhaps she’s outgoing but from her own mouth she’s said I’m shy and reserved. Does she have witty confessionals, yes.
She didn’t say she was shy she said she observes … ya know. Instead talking shit about someone she doesn’t know like dorit did all season.
There are many performers who suffer from stage fright or don’t really like people, Barbara Striestand is one. Acting is just that becoming another person or entity. It is an outlet an escape just like it is for us to watch it. I hardly think that it is impossible to believe that Erika can be one person on stage and another in real life. That doesn’t make her phony.
I don’t know any man personally that would glare at someone’s vagina and THEN the next day talk about it with their wife like these two scumbags did while the cameras are rolling. Quite frankly, I think they were exaggerating in the first place which is another story. Where me and Erika different is that I wouldn’t have demanded an apology but iced that b*tch out with a fake past and accent. Making it harder to relevant by using me.
JanaApril! Exactly! The camera shots of PK leering at Erika were gross.
People you don’t like are not evil. That’s not how it works.
I can’t take Rinna’s smug faces. She will definitely get an even bigger villain edit next season. And its working since I can’t stand her.
HOw is rinna calling out the biggest pot stirrers when she isn’t owning her stuff since she is the biggest pot stirrer.
Rinna literally projects, deflects rages then regrets.
If only she could pull it off as well as Brandi did before she became unbearable
Interesting how dorit Erika gets a pass for forgetting.
At first I thought she was joking because rinna and dorit used the “i can’t remember ” excuse
All this and Erika makes it seem as if this was all about pk thinking she wanted him when it’s really about tom scolding her for her bad judgment call and making things even more strained at home.
Also, rinnas comment about vanderpump thinking she has power is projection.
After latching onto the popular girl Erika rinna thinks she. Has power.
Vanderpump is in a successful marriage, has successful businesses and causes and doesn’t have to act a fool to get attention. She just “manipulates” 50 year old women into doing her dirty work.
Imagine being in your 40s/50s and claiming your choices are not your own and someone made you do them.
Overall it was a great season finale but the previews look boring.
Well done, TT. I agree. I cannot bear another moment of the Kim Richards Victim and Revisionist History Tour. Rinna didn’t “pick” on kim, she just had enough of her abuse and bullshit and called her out when everyone else was coddling and enabling. Kim’s bs about “I didn’t say anything about Harry, nothing at all” fucking spare me. She deserved the arrest comment. She wants to play stupid and innocent, Rinna isn’t having it.
PK is an uber creep. I would not permit my husband to speak to any woman that way.
Eileen was right, it is rude and classless. “honey’ing” in a condescending manner, that drove me crazy. I’m glad Erika shut him down.
I would never have married a man that spoke to or treated other women the way PK does.
Shemar Moore can call me “baby girl” anytime he wants, but that’s it! Otherwise, men’s pet names to women are extremely patronizing, and any man trying that crap with me won’t like it very much.
Eden’s dramatic freak out drove me nuts. She BARELY knows Rinna, so either she’s plain crazy or she wanted to create a scene to make some relevance for herself. Either way, it was annoying. I still can’t get over Dorit’s hair and I don’t mean that in a good way. I think Erika has a very good personality, I just think she wisely doesn’t let anyone in fully until she really knows them. It’s a good quality and I think it speaks well of her judgement. I think she gets very upset if she thinks Tom has been offended or disrespected, and that shows, in my opinion, what high regard and affection she has for him.
I’ve been watching soaps since I was a kid, so I have a longstanding love for Eileen and Rinna (Rinna, not so much because she trifled with my beloved Bo and Hope,) in fact, they would be the only two I would know if this show never existed. I still love them both, and I love the genuine friendship between Eileen and Erica, and Erica and Kyle. It seems like most of the other friendships are out of convenience and you can feel it. I would love for Camille to come back, and send Dorit and her creepy husband packing. I just couldn’t with his shark like lurking around the women last night. They even added creepy jaws like music every time he lurked past the women (kudos to the producers) I would have a serious issue if my husband ever spoke to or about another woman the way PK does. He’s just creepy and desperate. So I end the season with an even deeper commitment to team Eileen and Erica. Still love Kyle and Rinna. Dorit and creepy can go kick rocks.
100%, JeniBo!
I love Rinna. She is the only one who has ever truly called some of these women on their BS. She deserves a prize for being the ONLY cast member EVER to truly call Kim out for what she is- a manipulative dry drunk.
I DIED at the use of chuckalina. I totally forgot about that.
/appreciative smile
I’m so tired of LVP’s elongated mouth manipulating every weak link on the show. Kyle is afraid of her and literally cuddles underneath her armpits. Dorit and PK are at her beck and call and will do and say anything for a chance to remain relevant. I died and came back to life when Erika said LVP was obsessed with her pussy and didn’t crack a smile when she said it. Erika was spot on in her assessment. LVP is jealous of Erika’s youth, beauty and confidence. Not to mention her wealth that she doesn’t need to flaunt. Rhinna is also a thorn in the flesh of the pumper because of her popularity with the masses. Say what you want about her big mouth, but people adore her. Bravo would be crazy to let her go. As speaking to letting go, bye bye to Dorit and that phony accent, so long to that golden vomit on her head, that ostentatious life style, and scram to the Big bubble head, disrespectful husband of hers. Take along Eden whose checkbones are so glossy I have to wear sunglasses to even look at her. Eden’s elevator does not go all the way to the top and she should be closely monitore for possible Xanax consumption. Finally Kim, why is she even on the show? Haven’t we been punished enough with her drunkard escapades. Just go be sober and great with the new grandkid. My next comments about these bitches ( Erika , Eileen, Rhinna not included) will reflect my true feelings. That is all.
SO MUCH YESSSS
I don’t like Dorit either, but she has been good TV. She’ll be back, if she can continue to afford living in California.
The whole pantygate situation is petty on the surface. But it’s really about passive aggressiveness, disrespect, jealousy, and being mean-spirited.There is also some sexism that is included which other women seem to insulate. I don’t get not putting on underwear with a short dress. Its just too much work trying to keep covered. We saw she had a napline over her lap as she did last year when she was just talking to the women in a scene were her dress was short and she was sitting . But I don’t think she flashed anyone one purpose (if at all).Erika’s thighs are not thin.I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t see a damn thing or very little when Lisa invaded Erika’s personal space. Someone should say they forgot their bra and dig into Lisa’s chest to see if she’s wearing one since her breast can be found on display at any given moment.
I’m glad Eileen stood up for Erika last night. Yes, she can be annoying with wanting people to resolve issues or apologize. I actually don’t like that about Eileen. But I do like her. ll. I think she tried to tone it down with Lisa Vanderpump when really she probably doesn’t like her outside the show. And I don’t blame her if she doesn’t. It has nothing to do with being jealous of Lisa either like her fans love to claim when most of these women are doing pretty good themselves.
I hope Eden isn’t asked back.She’s too desperate . Who thought she would be a good idea in the first place? Rinna did use her with that Kim story line.But Eden was a willing participant in it. She can blame it on being concerned but it was just her trying to make it about herself and be relevant on the show and it backfired.
LVP, Doris and Kyle are the grown up version of the unholy trinity on Vanderpump rules.
Oh my gosh the writing in this article is so full of grammatical errors I’m sure the person thinks they’re clever but I couldn’t even finish it block me because I’ll never be back to the site again
Bye bitch.
LOL! Why even bother to comment? Just go.
Well that just breaks my heart. I’ve been running low on cunts to bat around lately. Please reconsider.
Grammatical errors? What, like a complete lack of punctuation or sentence structure?
Oh, OK.
HAHAHAHA! I thought the exact same thing about the same bullshit comment above, Mark. A run on sentence used to complain about grammar and punctuation, it’s like someone was punking TT. Also, why do people feel the need to make a huffy point about posting that they will not be coming here again? Like the rest of us care if some humorless dimwit never darkens this door again!
You kill me. Love this comment
Meant to post under Mark’s
There, there, little troll 🙂
Francesca it is a secret code that you were just not smart enough to figure out… #byebitch
This review is everything.
BEST! RECAP! EVER!!! TY, Mizz TT!
Also Dorit used Sonya’s leftover goldleaf facial product for her ‘do.
The dress Eileen’s niece is wearing I saw on another show since last week (the end of RHOBH episode), but can’t remember who, or what show.
AHA!! Just saw the dress, it’s on a commercial, lol.
Great recap! Rinna has her moments but I love that she is always ready for a toe-to-toe with these ladies. Dorit was fighting like a middle schooler insinuating Rinna’s breath smells but in her confessional she said she could feel the heat. Those are two different things. Perhaps Rinna took a shot of Heather’s fireball and it made her breath hot.
Did anyone else notice how PK kept rubbing his nose when talking to Erika? I link that non-verbal to cocaine use, or maybe he’s allergic to all the flower crowns. If only Rinna would’ve asked PK why he was rubbing his nose, that would’ve been more golden than Dorit’s hair!
Erika could have gone all Bethenny Frankel at the bra party with John. “Okay PK, wanna talk? Should we sit down and do some rails? What?”
Yaas! And speaking of RHONY, what’s up with Tinsley Mortimer’s hatred for Rinna? She’s posted some nasty things about her, as far back as February. Even said mean things about her kids and their modeling. Kudos to Rinna for not taking the bait. But I’m sure we can count on B to take Tinsley down a few notches. Maybe that’s why Tinsley aims for cast members outside of her show to belittle on social media.
I keep expecting Eden to start floating up and away like a fairy, lol.
We just haven’t seen these ladies scream at each other enough this season, so we have 3 more episodes to hear them scream some more but that what makes reunions ear-piercingly great! Is piercingly a word? ear-piercing?…whatever..lol….really loud!
I actually adored Rinna for all her faults this season, she calls everyone out when needed which Andy & production love even more then we do. She does it much better then Brandi who claimed to be the “only truth teller” on #RHOBH. Brandi went after Rinna relentlessly and Rinna sat back and said “Oh Yeah ….Watch this!” Now Brandi is all but forgotten as is ‘I’m sick, I’m better, I’m sick again, no wait I’m better or am I?” Yolanda. We just need the Hypocrite Kim to be gone! Please….. She has gone after not only Brandi, Yolanda, LVP, Taylor(at her BD party S1), Rinna, Eileen(in Holland), Ken, Mauricio, Dr Phil, people in the street, on twitter and anyone else who dared to call her out. Worst of all she has attacked her own sister Kyle numerous times and she has the nerve to think Rinna has a problem? I believe if Kim was looking in a mirror telling herself she has a problem, she would argue with herself. She is Kim “forever in denial” Richards. Although I will give her that tonight she looked younger, beautiful and better in pink then LVP did. Sobriety or Botox and being a Nana is agreeing with her.
I love Erika (both of them) but here is my only issue with her. I read or heard she was upset with #pantygate because of her husband’s reputation & what his clients would think of her or him for being married to her WHAT???? She showed up on her first season standing naked (albeit blurred) while her “glam squad” dressed her, she does these nearly naked but tasteful videos and wore a “cunty” (I loved it!!!) necklace. Again…. WHAT??? Does she think that her husband’s clients don’t watch the show? I don’t get it… What am I missing here. I want her on every season from now on. Vote for Erika on DWTS!
Kyle is beautiful, kind and looks younger every season…. I love her! LVP needs a new stylist and a new hairdresser. That bundt cake looking thing on her head has to go. Another reason I like Rinna and Eileen , because they won’t let LVP get away with trying to have control over anything they say or do. Dorit needs to pick an accent and her hubby PK is #gross. Eden…. Please Please go away. far away and take Kim with you!
Thanks for the recap as always TT xo
Respectfully, lilybeth,I think it’s one thing to know that your husband’s colleagues know you are a performer and sing provocative songs while dressed in revealing costumes and that your schtick is to be sexy. That’s not a shot against someone’s character, it’s an unconventional job, but that’s about it.
It’s another thing to have it insinuated that you purposely flashed a friend’s husband your lady business in an effort to seduce him. That is a shot against someone’s character and marriage, it implies she cheats, she’s slutty, etc. and I think that would be far more embarrassing to Tom than his coworkers simply knowing his wife is a performer.
That’s just my take 🙂
That makes sense Thanks… I knew I was missing something, just didn’t understand why she so upset. and to be honest I never really paid much attention whenever Dorit or PK spoke…lol
haha, I try to block them out myself. Again, I could be wrong, that’s just my take on it 🙂
Rinna doesnt come for anyone unless they come for her first. The issue last year is that Rinna and LVP were fighting about shit that happened off camera, so it was a frustrating year for viewers. I believe Rinna, but it was a nonsensical argument. If she’d only stuck to her guns with Yolanda, I’d respect Rinna more, but now I see her daughters’ career path and figure she redirected her ire to LVP to avoid pissing off the modeling world. Eh.
Kim found Rinna’s hot button in dramatic fashion, and Rinna will never forget. Same with Dorit spreading shit about her pill use. [I am wondering if Rinna set her up plopping those pills on the table and boasting about xanax smoothies.] Rinna’s a mongrel with a bone. And she makes this show.
I kind of get where Eden is coming from, which frightens me, but there you have it. I think she’s a functionally crazy people pleaser with a big trust fund and not a lot of love. She is needy. She needs her crystal healing to be real. She needs her gestures of friendship to be reciprocated. She needs her inspirational quotes to give her purpose. She needs her online boyfriend to measure up to her fantasy. “If I could just do/get/feel this…THEN things would be perfect.” When she is in the room with a more dominating personality, all that matters in that moment is that they love her, so she’ll repeat things that were said to her in confidence (on camera, but…still) and/or not stand up for the last person she was trying to please. IMO part of her immediate dislike for Kim was seeing some similarities between them that she didn’t like.
I have a question that has bugged me for years, not just in relation to RHOBH but in relation to reality TV in general:
If you are having a conversation with someone, regardless of the location, and there are cameras filming you, microphones picking up your every word, countless crew members and producers watching your every move, how can you think that there is an expectation of privacy in the conversation? That really irritated me last season with the whole Erika/Kathryn/LVP thing and this season with Rinna/Eden/LVP.
I can’t believe Erika’s panty sitch completely overshadowed Rinna’s puss-popping display on the boat. Remember? Spread eagle & doggy style in a blue bikini. I can’t forget it! Her granny labia were nearly flapping in the ocean breeze. She was schwasted.
She shit-stirs for pay. It’s cool, someone’s got to as per the RH formula. My prob with Rinna is she’s draining. I can’t deal with someone who never turns off. Harry has some patience.
Eileen dismissing PK from the conversation/fight was everything to me! Love her!!
Oh yes! Eileen achieved hero-status when she said ‘Bye’ to PK.
No one goes against Lisa and lives to tell the truth. LOL. Look at VPR. Stassi got a little out of control and thought she could do it but ended up crawling back. Same with Kristen. This is a woman who brings in the moola and the ratings for Bravo. They are going to end up backing her at all costs for the time being. Although I have seen a “cooling” between her and Cohen she is their golden child right now. I am sure after last year she was livid. I am also confused by that. In the Brandi years she didn’t come off as a sympathetic figure either. She has always been a manipulative, pot stirring, “Queen”. I think when Kyle said a few years ago that being a friend with her was like playing a game of chess that said it all. Every move is calculated. Even her beloved husband as called her a control freak.
Now, with her Tom’s aging she is setting them up for a show of their own and bringing in the new “Sur generation”. She knows what sells and she is making sure that anything she is involved in sells BIG.
It’s been an odd season because Dorit is intensely awkward and awkwardly intense at times — but Eden is like Dorit on steroids. So we definitely don’t need both of them. The scene with Eden’s mother several episodes back cracked me up because her mother was so vividly projecting, “God, you’re a bit much sometimes.”
It’s funny that Eileen, the soap actress who has the “soapiest” personal life right now (in terms of so many of her loved ones dying so recently), is the one who tries so hard not to impose her woes onto the others. I’m sure the producers would like her to writhe on the floor like Vicky (and I love Vicky), but she just doesn’t work that way. She’s just really, really good as the audience surrogate — having normal human reactions to the craziness around her.
OK after watching, I noticed a few things…
1. PK was correct to defend his wife, but should have done it in a different way. After a point he took it too far.
Also, as well as pointing out the nose rub, we should point out the discrete rub of the sides of his mouth. Apparently sometimes you salivate slightly there when you take a lot of coke. Allegedly. I don’t know why I know this. IJS. Allegedly. IJS.
2. Vandferpump seemed like the consummate host, actually, until she became too involved in the arguments.
3. Vanderpump and Rinna are friends. For sure. You can tell by their “isms” together. This is entirely scripted and an act.
4. Eden is a broken person. I think maybe some of her addiction issues came from not being loved or having attention, perhaps because of the famous father, IDK… Just my webMD psychologist coming out. She needs love. My pops is an alcoholic (#ParaThyroid), stopped drinking years ago, but I think you need to stop the addiction and then ADDRESS your problems – which I think my father has never done, and I see that in Eden.
I am finding most of the cast intolerable to be honest…I really only have time for Erika, Kyle and sometimes Eileen. I do want to see some happy/enjoyable watching, just give us one happy episode a season please!
So the firsr half season they were blabbing about panties and the second half was about some messy one who was not even on the show?
Hello all,
Long time reader, first time commenting here.
Here’s why Erica J is a cool girl, and not a poser like Dorit. She delivers her lines with zero hesitation in a very logical, concise manner. She remembers facts, unlike her opponents, and other than her one relapse of memory about Dorit apologizing, recalled everything perfectly. I have to believe that being married to THE best trial lawyer in Southern California has provided her with much ammunition. She was so cool when confronted with that slithery, perpetually wet- lipped PK. While he was turning a deep, nasty, tell-all red, no doubt due to his uncontrollable anger, she was calm and collected. She never wavered, never cursed, never flinched. That is very impressive, considering she had the weight of LVP and her henchmen ready to take her down.
I don’t want Dorit to come back. Sure, she brought drama, but I hated her face accent. Also, she was too intimidated by Erica, or too willing to do Lisa’s dirty work. All in all, easily manipulated, gets lost in all the petty stuff.
Thank you for clearing that up!! I must’ve read it in someone’s comments & gotten confused.
All hail Queen Erika Jayne for once again slaying at the season’s finale with
Fabulous fashion, Killer Pink hairdo, and Fierce truth teller with poise and class.
Team Erika all the way! !!!!
PK is just bleeuuuuuurgh. Maybe Dorit will be back next season but I can’t see Bravo wanting him on camera so much. He’s not exactly eye candy and there’s no humour or charm to compensate.
‘What do ya think, I’m interested in shagging you babe?’ – YUK!
The longer the Kemsleys stay on screen, the more likely their financial shenanigans will come to light.
Kim criticising Rinna for not being accountable – give me a f**king break. Oh, the irony…..
#Eden’sDesperateAttemptToComeBackNextSeason
And Kyle needs to grow a pair.
Totally lol, the antonym of “accountability” is “Kim Richards” lol
Yes! Why was the back of Dirit’s hair so greasy? Was the golden poop melting?
PK is Slade #2. He wants to be a housewife so badly he can taste it. You’re right, he is super creepy!
Rinna looked bored the whole time, but boy Eden lost it. That was ugly. And the most interesting thing about her all season.
And nobody is more obsessed with Erika’s lady parts than LVP. ?
I don’t think this finale episode was meant to be a comedy but I could not stop the laughter. I’ll start with the hostess with the moistest LVP who used to me my 2nd favorite. She let her slip show this season. In this episode it seemed she finally realized just how much she grossly over estimated Dorit & PK and under estimated Ericka and even Kyle but especially Eileen. I laughed when LVP said she was defending Dorit because what I heard was LVP take Dorit’s beef with Rinna and make it about her own issues with Rinna from last season. That said, I still like LVP and girl can throw a nice party.
Dorit did not disappoint in that she does make good TV and I love her style, except for l this episode, LOL. She and PK make me think of Alex and Simone from the early seasons of RHONY. Dorit does hold her own during confrontation I will give her that. What I can’t give her is a pass for the passive-aggressive poking at Ericka ALL SEASON LONG only to then pretend she could not remember most of what she said and then claimed she was “joking” about the words she remembered. It’ll be interesting to see if Bravo brings her back.
I refuse to comment about Kim Richards.
Ericka handled the season beautifully except for the Eden situation in Hong Kong. I wish she hadn’t spoken to the entire group about the friendship ring but hey, no one’s perfect. Her confrontation with PK was near perfection as was her decision to be the 1st of the full-time wives to exit the party.
Speaking of exits from the party, Eden and her dress from the Disney Princess Bridal collection had me in tears. I laughed so hard and her dramatic, Single white female melt down she aimed at Rinna. Sorry Eden but that performance was too late. The decision to be a mute during the Hong Kong vacation costed you the diamond and I don’t think any desperate pleas to LVP is going to help.
Rinna’s brand of crazy is made for reality TV but she borders too close to season 5 Brandi territory so she may want to dial it down a notch next season. I laughed at how nonchalantly unbothered Rinna was during her multiple confrontations.
Eileen is laughing all the way to the bank to cash one of the easiest checks she’s ever collected.
Camille wore teal in what I’m going to guess was a protest of being brought back for a 2nd season in a row where she filmed approximately 3 times and spoke as many words. I need the return of season 1 Camille.
Finally, I must comment about my favorite, Kyle. When she tried to cuddle with LVP on the couch and sat on the prickly golden thing I thought that pretty much sums up their friendship. Kyle is the winner because she has an awesome marriage and family life, she may be the wealthiest on the show, gets along with all the women mostly because she can move on after an argument and she and Mauricio got the most advertising from this show for their businesses and Kyle’s new show. She’s a smart one who out foxed her bestie this season.
I thought the finale was a snooze fest. LVP bringing up pantygate, Eden’s fake anger to try and keep her spot and anything with Dorit and PK nauseates me. Erica’s hair was pretty fab. The party decor was amazing. Other than that…Yawn.
Lisa V. wants to pat Erika’s puss so badly because hers looks and feels like Grandma Wrinkles