April The Giraffe isn’t the only past due mama in the news. Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles realtor Josh Altman’s wife Heather is six days past due as well. So far, Josh hasn’t thought to put her on a live video feed to make some money like April’s keepers. Instead, last night was their first year anniversary and they went out to dinner at Craigs the paparazzi camp site in Beverly Hills. They were hoping some stimulating dish would send her into labor. So far no word on whether that worked.
This is the first pregnancy for both Heather and Josh and they are expecting a girl, Alexis Kerry. Is she really named after Alexis Carrington?
EDITED: Live link is down..
As for April, she is perhaps a couple of weeks past her expected gestation period of 15 months. The Internet, or at least the white people according to a recent comment by Claudia Jordan, have been watching April live online (click above for live viewing) and placing office bets on the day of the calf’s arrival. I can’t believe I haven’t looked until now. I once flew to San Diego to go to the zoo to see the unusual number of baby giraffes that year. And well there was a boy involved too. That was a fantastic trip.
April’s baby daddy Oliver has contributed all he cares to contribute to the blessed event. It seems like bulls and Joshs have something in common. They are basically interested in fighting and fucking.
Best wishes to both expectant mommies. Who do you think will pop first?