April The Giraffe isn’t the only past due mama in the news. Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles realtor Josh Altman’s wife Heather is six days past due as well. So far, Josh hasn’t thought to put her on a live video feed to make some money like April’s keepers. Instead, last night was their first year anniversary and they went out to dinner at Craigs the paparazzi camp site in Beverly Hills. They were hoping some stimulating dish would send her into labor. So far no word on whether that worked.
This is the first pregnancy for both Heather and Josh and they are expecting a girl, Alexis Kerry. Is she really named after Alexis Carrington?
EDITED: Live link is down..
As for April, she is perhaps a couple of weeks past her expected gestation period of 15 months. The Internet, or at least the white people according to a recent comment by Claudia Jordan, have been watching April live online (click above for live viewing) and placing office bets on the day of the calf’s arrival. I can’t believe I haven’t looked until now. I once flew to San Diego to go to the zoo to see the unusual number of baby giraffes that year. And well there was a boy involved too. That was a fantastic trip.
April’s baby daddy Oliver has contributed all he cares to contribute to the blessed event. It seems like bulls and Joshs have something in common. They are basically interested in fighting and fucking.
Best wishes to both expectant mommies. Who do you think will pop first?
Hope that Josh’s wife goes first. We are not sure (at all, apparently) when April conceived, hence this never ending waiting game. Heather is probably more than uncomfortable and wants to get this show on the road. I can not believe that Heather put on heels for dinner, that’s got to hurt. I would have Josh waiting on me hand and foot while I lounged in my robe, lol.
I thought the same thing. Heather was in full drag looking amazing for that dinner and they went to the most public, paparazzi infested place in town! I can’t imagine mustering the energy for all of that at that point in her pregnancy. Only in Beverly Hills, dahlink.
I’ve sons and yes their women dress up in heels to go out at 9 months. I’ve one DIL who delivered about 5 hours after her last day of work.
These young women look good whenever they leave the house. The paparazzi “thing” is a bit much.
I get lost watching April. They were sure it would be this past weekend. Starting to wonder since she’s at 17 months. Hmm. I don’t like seeing Oliver walking in circles, makes me worry he’s not doing okay. Need this calf to be born, and realized that I’m probably going to have to watch the video. Chances of catching the actual birth will make me walk in circles. Lol.
Heather looks absolutely drop dead gorgeous. They are both glowing! Amazing she got full-on dressed and made up, but then again it is BH/LA and ain’t no time to be looking anything but your absolute best, pregnant or not. Good for them! And God Bless.
As for April, I cannot believe I got roped into watching a giraffe pace around her pen for hours on end but the comments alone are highly entertaining.
Hopefully both girls will have their babies soon but I’m going with Heather on this one.
Mazel !!!
A rather interesting juxtaposition of Females awaiting birth.. doubt if the Altman’s would be fond of this!
Hope Heather and April both have healthy offspring.
Stoked by the stork.
Oh my lord with that giraffe…. I have been watching since February, with updates saying “any day now, she’s ready” since 2 weeks ago…I wake up in the morning & tune into #AprilTheGiraffe first thing to see if I missed the birth….lol The sad thing is….I can’t stop watching and waiting and watching and waiting… I liked & re-tweeted a tweet that was so accurate….It’s Friday night and I’m watching a giraffe stare at a wall. How was your night?…lol
As I’m typing this I just clicked over to my other page to see how she’s doing…..she is staring at a wall ……again! #StillWaiting
But we had some relief and something else to watch tonight. The #PumpRules reunion and my favorite show of all Southern Charm! Albeit without Cooper Ray (that makes me sad) but we do have our Kathryn to cheer for and it’s been said that this will be the best season yet!
Live giraffe cam says “today could be the day”, lol. Gotta say, there is nothing like April’s face staring back at you in the camera. Scared me the first time, wasn’t prepared for that!!
Heather looks gorgeous that pregnant! Congrats to them. They look so happy and its sweet. I was 10 days late with my first. No fun.
With all three of ours, I ate pizza the night before and it worked like a charm.
Maybe they will have a Passover baby. #Mazel
I was 21 yrs old and went 10 days overdue with my first baby-girl! They say 2 weeks before or after due date!
April on the other hand.. I dunno….
Can’t believe “Tamara Tattles” published the F*** word in her story! Pretty brazen
You must be new. 🙂
I have been reading here for so long that I read right past the “F” bomb…as I must think WTF to myself several dozens of times a day, it’s pretty standard language for me ?… I had to go back and find it, lol
Me too. The best thing about having adult children I do not need to watch my language anymore. Sons hate my mouth and I do not give a rats ass.
❤️using my F word.
Both moms are gorgeous. That giraffe is so pretty!
American eagle live cams the eggs hatched this past week. The Mr. & Mrs. President pair hatched the 29 & 30th.
No idea who April the giraffe is, human?
Cali, there is a live link in this post! Oliver is visiting! I accidently popped out my live chat and my screen says “chat disabled on this live feed” How do I get it back?