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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Stranded With A Million Dollars: Til Sickness Do Us Part

Stranded With A Million Dollars: Til Sickness Do Us Part

March 29, 2017 by tamaratattles 20 Comments

It’s a beautiful day in the ghetto, so I’ve been busy working on my OPSEC. I am taking a break from hanging mirrored privacy film to discourage my peeping tom gaybor to watch this show because I am hoping for a complete wipe out of “the good people.”  I need the good people to be attacked by a swarm of deadly wasps while the horrid duo of Cody and Makani are off somewhere putting their survival skills to good use. I want team Makody’s biggest challenge from here on out to be how to carry all of their money to the finish line.

By the way some of you have found that some of the cast is doing interviews and posting spoilers on the Internet. I’m doing my best to dodge them, so please don’t share here or via email. Thanks!

The good people have wasted nearly $200,ooo so far on hookers and blow. While Cody and Makani make fire, the supply drop comes and the good people chow down on hamburgers and pizza. They inspect the peanut butter to see if they got crunchy or creamy. They admire their $1,000 deck of cards. They have two hamburgers and two loaded pizzas for the four of them and the wolf it down as fast as they can. Maybe the crew poisoned the food. The two good girls sit in the tent talking about braiding their hair and missing makeup while Cody and Makani work.

It’s time for them to move to the next camp. On this hike there is a fork in the road, literally.  The fork to the right is a longer, but easier hike. The fork to the left is shorter but more strenuous. Cody and Makani know that Gina tries to flare on every hike, but she doesn’t do it because Makani taunts her. So Cody devises a plan to make that happen. He tells the good people, as if he is doing them a favor, to choose whichever route they want and he will take Makani on the other one so their pure hearts don’t have to be around the evil girl with all the intelligence, strength and survival skills. The good people take the easy way of course.

Cody is carrying the money. It weighs 42 pounds. Alex has another 26 pounds of money. Makani has her tent, 8lbs.  Gina has a six pound pot. Alonzo has the flare guns, 19 lbs. and  Eilish has the other tent, 8lbs.

Cody and Makani are racing the other team to the camp because they want to first pick on where to pitch their tent. Gina is falling all over herself and whining as usual, so Eilish trades her the tent for the pot. The good people have a little chat about how the wish they could see Cody and Makani suffer a little bit.  Cody and Makani have to walk through the ocean over slippery rocks. Cody is suffering, but they are very close to the site. They make it in plenty of time. The good people showed up later. All four of them.

The good people set up their tent very close to the water source so they won’t have to walk to get water. Which is great, because are about to find out what wild animals come to drink at the water source. I hope it is something known for vicious mauling. Before we can find that out, the good people drink water without boiling it. They opt to leave all of their clothes and stuff on the beach where they dropped them coming in until tomorrow. The next morning, they learn about tides. Alonzo freaks out because he lost his socks. He wants to flare out.

Alonzo is the first to go down sick as a dog from “getting his drink on.”  The good people were right. Sometimes it’s fun to watch people suffer.

It’s time for the group buy where the good people are told they have spent $285,000 of the $600,000 they’ve won. I still don’t think they get it. Cody and Makani order two carrots and some peanut butter. The good people  buy a $2,000 pair of socks for the dying guy, their own container of peanut butter, and two pizzas that they carefully select the toppings for. They spend over $20,000. The good people keep giving him water. They finally call the medic.  The medic says he has gastroenteritis. He says he has two options, tough it out for 24 hours and it will pass, or evacuate. Um, duh.

Eilish, who said out loud she was ready to risk the water, is now sick. Alonzo’s socks have arrived. Gina takes them for herself. The three of them eat the TWO fully loaded pizzas without sharing with Cody and Makani. Gina whines that it is could and wishes they had a microwave.  Eilish wins the temptation. She is so sick she says she doesn’t even want it, but she chooses Alex. It’s pouring rain. Since they just stuffed their faces with all the pizza they could eat, they opt for the $5,000 option of cupcakes and nuts and water and juice. Eilish thinks maybe the water would be good for them.  Eilish can’t even eat the hot dog.

Eilish complains about her temptation. Cody thinks they are getting sick because they are drinking water from way down stream.  Team Makody knew better. Eilish has diarrhea and a headache. They call the medic and they opt to take her for further evaluation. They tell her to say her goodbyes on the off chance she is unable to return. The next morning she is not there. The better not come back because she got to sleep in a dry warm bed all night. Eilish calls on the phone. She’s in the hospital getting her appendix taken out. YES!

The remaining two good people won’t last two days for Team Makody treats them as they were treated. They will not agree to another single purchase until these two morons flare. On her death-bed she says, “Don’t let Cody and Makani win.”

Next week, the evil people get really evil and don’t let the good people have anything. I. Can’t. Wait!

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  1. MariettaMommy says

    March 29, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    This is my FAVORITE show on tv right now. I am obsessed!! Absolutely crazy that Alonzo went home over gastroenteritis; something we have all suffered from at least once in our lives. My god, my daughter had it during her last Girl Scout camp out in Dahlonega, GA. She wouldn’t let the troop leaders call us because she knew it would pass & she wanted her badges. She’s NINE. Elonzo is 22 ???

    Favorite moment of the show: when the $3,000 socks arrived & Cody said “I wonder how much a stamp costs?” The shade!!! That was hilarious on so many levels. Love this program.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 29, 2017 at 11:24 pm

      Dayum! How did I miss that? I guess I was too busy honing my death wishing skills on the good people. That’ll learn me.

      Reply
      • MariettaMommy says

        March 29, 2017 at 11:38 pm

        He slide it right in as the drone was lowering the shipment. I laughed out loud. Rarely do things tickle me to wake my minions at 11:45pm. But it was worth it!

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  2. LoveJones says

    March 29, 2017 at 6:03 pm

    I’m out for the season I was really rooting for my foursome but hey things happen. I know everyone here is team Makody so I’ll keep my options about them to myself. I was hoping they would all team up and get this money together lol but Cody and Alonzo just couldn’t be great together. My whole booty dropped out my pants when Eilish left ?

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  3. BeetsWhy says

    March 29, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    I’m trying to figure out how Makody is going to make the good people suffer as they seem to in the previews. They are two and two so it seems like neither side should have an advantage. what am I missing?

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    • katimir2 says

      March 29, 2017 at 7:43 pm

      It takes a majority to use the money to buy stuff. So two cannot order anything and Team Evil will refuse to cause a majority. So stalemate!

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 29, 2017 at 11:26 pm

      They are also physically intimidating and are going to keep the flint and the pot. I think Alex has a tummy ache and misses his two best friends anyway. The will both flare next episode.

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  4. Cheryl B. says

    March 29, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    What an episode!! I think Alonzo wussed out and could have made 24hrs. Think he was waiting for a reason, so now he will say “I got sick or I would have stayed”. Bet ya.

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    • Cheryl B. says

      March 29, 2017 at 6:45 pm

      Oh, and finally the answer regarding carrying of the money. Since a million in $20’s is 112lb. They can handle what they end up with. Fools. Just can’t imagine how they don’t get it.

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  5. powerthoughtsblog says

    March 29, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    No everybody in not Team Evil, I’m Team Good and I hope they hold out and win it!

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  6. katimir2 says

    March 29, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    I. Can’t. Wait. either TT. Next week will be rich. The good people have acted like they were on an inconvenient field trip or easter egg hunt instead of a survival challenge. They acted like it was about sticking together till the end because it was easier than playing the game. It was easier to hate the strong, smarter people and spend all the money like it was there for them to survive on, even if there’s only a few dollars left. The good people are the stupid people. It was about the money!! God forbid I was ever stranded on an island with ANY of them. They are so toast next week, can’t WAIT!!

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  7. Christi says

    March 29, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    I guess they aren’t thinking about the taxes they’ll have to pay on whatever money they end up with.

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  8. timtoodles says

    March 29, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    The way I see it it’s an even playing field now. Team Good with have to play and stop glamping. Team Evil will continue as usual.

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  9. Guest Appearance says

    March 29, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    I saw a poll with Team Good People achieving 11% favorability.

    I can’t love Cody and Mikani more but they appear to prove me wrong next week. I can’t wait to see the last 2 good people flare out. I am betting Gina will be next but Alex will probably fight her for the flare gun to do it before her. Those 2 have no more than 4 days more in them.

    I would give Alex a second chance to wise up but I think he would quit instead.

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    • katimir2 says

      March 29, 2017 at 9:54 pm

      Hahaha. Alex and Gina definitely won’t last long once their stomachs start growling and missing the burgers and pizzas. Their blood sugar will drop rapidly and they’ll probably be even hungrier than Cody and Mikani. It’s a mind thing. They believe they need the pizzas and burgers to make it. If Cody and M gives them a spanking, it will be well deserved. LOL They wouldn’t even offer them a slice of two enormous pizzas considering Alonzo’s departure and his share was up for grabs.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 29, 2017 at 11:31 pm

        The Good People will be INFURIATED when they are treated the way they treated Makani and Cody. I hope they slice up their tent and leave them out in the rain like they did Cody and Makani. One night of that and they are out. What are they going to do without the all you can eat Pizza buffet. I hope team evil gets the temptation.

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  10. Seamonkey says

    March 30, 2017 at 3:21 am

    I think the binge eating of extremely loaded with fat pizza, burgers.. and then bad water had Eilish’s digestive system in a twist.. not to forget what vitriolic hate she had for Makody.. then she got the temptation and probably added nuts and her poor inflamed colon and appendix just couldn’t take it.

    Our first flare out.. or “medical evacuation”.. all of his vitals were normal. He was jonesing to leave, with or without those socks.

    The four “good” people literally pushed their bodies into meltdown.

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  11. Cheychey says

    March 30, 2017 at 10:50 am

    I admit I didn’t like the attitude or game Cody was playing at the beginning. But he won me over when he took Makani into his crew after the group mean girled her. They have played the best strategic game and deserve to win all the money alone. When the group mentality was let’s have a warm tent and plenty of food for ourselves and literally starve the smaller group out, they didn’t take into account the survival skills of said team.

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  12. tamaratattles says

    March 30, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    I admit to seriously judging people for their reality TV points of view. I can’t comprehend anyone watching this show rooting for the large group that is leaving two people to sleep in the rain without food for weeks, while talking about how good they are and how horrible their victims are.

    If they had done it strategically, as part of the game, without all the vitriol and joy in their suffering maybe. But this is a sad commentary on the human condition.

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    • Marsha Marsha Marsha says

      March 30, 2017 at 9:11 pm

      I thought the same thing. Didn’t those goodies have any compassion for their fellow man. What goes around comes around. Pigging out in front of them and not offering them even a scrap, shame on them. Selfish, bratty and cold hearted good people just does not ring true.

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