Bravo premiere a new show last night and it had way too much competition to even get a first run DVRing on my DVR. I did DVR the rerun. It’s actually two 30 minute shows. I hate 30 minute shows. I am going into this with a negative attitude. I’ve had a fantastic day and felt great all day until a couple of hours ago when afternoon started to set in. I suspect it is the pollen. I will not be recapping this per se, and most likely will bitch about it. You’ve been warned.
It starts with people talking about what they think about when they think about Oklahoma. None of them are what I think about. I think about flat treeless spaces, tornadoes and Brianna Gunvalson. None of those three things appeal to me. At all. But hey, let’s see what happens.
We’re not even a minute in and it’s so crude I may not make it through the first episode.
Okay, I made it to the nine minute mark. I zoned out completely, and then there was a conversation about the father of the spawn pooping the bed at the dinner table.
So, that’s it for me. Did anyone see this horseshit and think, “Oh this looks good!”? Because I am not missing Jeopardy for this. It’s my five times a week attempt to keep what brain cells I have left still functioning.