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Sweet Home Oklahoma

March 21, 2017 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

Not even with a latex barrier … sorry

Bravo premiere a new show last night and it had way too much competition to even get a first run DVRing on my DVR. I did DVR the rerun.  It’s actually two 30 minute shows. I hate 30 minute shows. I am going into this with a negative attitude. I’ve had a fantastic day and felt great all day until a couple of hours ago when afternoon started to set in. I suspect it is the pollen. I will not be recapping this per se, and most likely will bitch about it. You’ve been warned.

It starts with people talking about what they think about when they think about Oklahoma. None of them are what I think about. I think about flat treeless spaces, tornadoes and Brianna Gunvalson. None of those three things appeal to me. At all. But hey, let’s see what happens.

We’re not even a minute in and it’s so crude I may not make it through the first episode.

Okay, I made it to the nine minute mark. I zoned out completely, and then there was a conversation about the father of the spawn pooping the bed at the dinner table.

So, that’s it for me. Did anyone see this horseshit and think, “Oh this looks good!”? Because I am not missing Jeopardy for this. It’s my five times a week attempt to keep what brain cells I have left still functioning.

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  1. adele says

    March 21, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    Haha! I did watch it!! They seem to play the shit shows up here in canada in sync with the us. I found the show to be pretty tragic and easy to hate plus it’s a half hour which I like … I may keep tuning in!!!!

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    • lilibeesite says

      March 21, 2017 at 10:34 pm

      But you have Merdoch Mysteries. I love that show but It’s a bit like Bones and I like that one too. Not for everyone.

      Reply
  2. Brittany says

    March 21, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    I really liked it! It was just kind of a fun silly show about friends. I thought Pumps smoking with the glove was funny. No drama. Funny.

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    • Mary j says

      March 21, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      Oh heck I forgot that part! That’s a brilliant move! And m gonna copy it! Just for laughs

      Reply
  3. T D says

    March 21, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    If Oklahoma doesn’t suit you paint your wagon and move along.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 21, 2017 at 8:43 pm

      Was that movie Paint Your Wagon about Oklahoma? When I was a kid in Libya around 6, Mama was in Malta to go to the dentist or something and Dad was running the show. There was a really beautiful theater there that showed American movies a few nights a week. We would by falafels from street vendors and watch pretty much whatever is was.

      Apparently, the adults in town would go to the first night and let the parents know what the movie was and if it was kid friendly. Well not only did Daddy take me, but we sat very close to the screen. When I was a kid and until I was like 20 sitting close to the screen made me barf. So I barfed everywhere and Dad was furious and when mom got home the next day there was a huge fight about taking me to an inappropriate movie.

      I also puked up ravoli at an outdoor Opera in Italy once and was still puking in the elevator of the hotel. I’ve always been a puker.

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      • T D says

        March 21, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        No problem my Conestoga comes equipped with an alien bucket. I’ll even hold your hair back, that’s what friends are for. Where’s a nice place for a falafel stop?

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        • T D says

          March 21, 2017 at 8:59 pm

          Oaken. Crocodiles are easier to wrestle than auto know it all who has the audacity to presume what is trying to be communicated.

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  4. T D says

    March 21, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Only one tumbleweed and half a rotten tomato stuck to the tv screen of a review. Glad you’re feeling more like yourself.

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  5. Toni Hill says

    March 21, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    I hated it. Loathed the twins and the man-bun bed-pooping husband. Didn’t like “Pumps” or her name. Lasted 22 minutes.

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  6. Mary j says

    March 21, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    I thought it was funny and such a refreshing break from the fighting! They spend time making fun of each other and not getting their nose out of wack because someone joked about them!!
    Just watched the hwbh and what a train wreck! Kyle and lvp were hanging onto each other!!!!!

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  7. lilibeesite says

    March 21, 2017 at 10:33 pm

    I am glad you had a great day. Allergies are awful. Thanks for the recap. I’ll pass on this one.

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  8. Opela88 says

    March 22, 2017 at 1:19 am

    I lasted 20 minutes …

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  9. Anna Karenina says

    March 22, 2017 at 2:09 am

    I tried to watch it but couldn’t sit through something that managed to be worse than the beach house show I didn’t watch either.

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  10. Angela McCarthy says

    March 22, 2017 at 9:08 am

    I lived in OkC for three very, very long years. You couldn’t pay me to watch this, and I’m pretty broke. But I already know why I don’t live there anymore. Don’t need further proof. Bless you for trying with this show, I feel for you.

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  11. Lola says

    March 22, 2017 at 10:20 am

    I liked the show! I liked the low level of drama, no cattiness, no name calling, no physical fighting and I really liked the sense of humor the show brings. And Pumps is the reason I’ll keep watching! She’s hilarious! My opinion. And that’s all folks!

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  12. eggnaug says

    March 22, 2017 at 11:48 am

    I walked into watching this show completely blind and thought it was a hoot, it reminded me of the way my girlfriends and I act sometimes. Pump with that glove had me cracking up

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  13. Peachy Keen says

    March 22, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    I’ll give the show another try.

    Below Deck Med looks promising.. at least a female Captain…

    Reply
  14. Cheryl B. says

    March 22, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    I said, either dreadful or funny. Made it through maybe half of episode one.

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    • Cheryl B. says

      March 22, 2017 at 3:18 pm

      Expected either dreadful or funny

      Reply
  15. Jonnell says

    March 22, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    I wasn’t thrilled with episode 1 but I really enjoyed the second episode. The girls have fun together and there is no real housewives bull shit fighting. Just good ole fun times with your friends.

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  16. Pamela Cox says

    March 23, 2017 at 7:32 am

    I really liked it. it was light hearted and real at the same time. A good break from fighting and hating.

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    • Clarasmom says

      April 7, 2017 at 2:09 am

      I, actually look forward to this show, I find it refreshing to see women support each other, rather than bicker. gives me hope. I laugh, ALOT regarding Pumps glove. I do!

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  17. joizy says

    August 8, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    loved this show! It took me a while to start watching, but once I did, I loved it. The Housewives, are so f-ing dysfunctional and I’m so tired of the same formula for every franchise – drama, apologies, fights, more drama and someone coming up with something to sell using the show as their platform – out of tune songs, clothing, booze, toaster ovens, I mean geez, I thought the Housewives are supposed to be rich – but the Oklahoma ladies are real, true friends, funny as hell, hard-working, mostly single moms without nannies or housekeepers, more like people who actually exist in my world. I hope you give it another watch and I hope Bravo gives us season 2 and more like this. I refused to watch the Real Housewives of Dallas or Potomac because really, do we need more catty, crazy narcissists in ball gowns?

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