I’m going to watch most of DWTS tonight because I want to vote for Erika Jayne. I also want to check out the competition. I probably won’t do a lot of recapping of this season. I’m strictly here for the Erika Jayne segments.
The girl from Fifth Harmony went first and as I said in my pre-show rankings, she someone on my list as competition for Erika. She got a 27. Sorry this is the pre-show rankings. I just went to see what this girls name was, it’s Normani Kordei. I think Erika can handle her. She said she was not in shape and fainted a lot during rehearsal. Still, I thought she did well. Sandbagging? They did the quickstep. Which is hard.
Nancy Kerrigan was really graceful with her upper body, as you would expect. She doesn’t have great footwork and she look up at the ceiling grinning oddly the entire dance. Oh God. Who is the blond judge? She’s starstruck by Nancy. She got a 28. That’s ridiculous. Normani was better than she was. The judges are clearly fans of her skating. I think that was a quickstep too.
Bonner, the rodeo guy is hot as hell. I need him to stick around. I’d like to do bad things with him. Cary Ann is tongued-tied he’s so hot. If his dance partner isn’t doing him she should be. He had not only my full attention, but Bruno’s as well. In the interview Bonner said Sharna has been “drilling him hard and cracking the whip” yes, yes, yes, I just bet she has. The judges gave him a 22 and the audience was not happy. I’m not sure if that was fair or not. I was not paying the least bit of attention to his dancing technique. We need this boy to stay around.
They teased Erika as if she was going to be out soon. They must know we ae all waiting for her. But for now we have Charo. I love her. But she’s comedic relief most likely. She’s 66 and in fantastic shape. She gets a 22 and her partner is disappointed and she goes into a fake tirade against the judges.
Nick the bachelor got a He looks really skinny on this show. It looks like he’s dropped a lot of weight already. He got a 24.
It’s time for the ringer, Heather, Beyonce’s backup dancer and Maks. They try to show all her mistakes in rehearsal. I think there were two. They did the Viennese waltz. She was really good. Like, REALLY good. Erika is gonna have to kneecap this bitch. Otherwise we might as well give her the mirror ball. There score was 28. And they lowballed her.
Wow. I zipped through the baseball player, because, baseball player and he got straighty sevens just like Heather. I didn’t see that coming. I’m trying to get to Erika!
FINALLY at 9:30 we get Erika and Gleb. during the introduction, Erika Jayne is brushing the hair of a unicorn. The are doing the salsa. The package was filmed at Erika’s house. She promises Gleb her Lamborghini if they win. Her interview was SOOOOO sassy. I love it! She is out to win.
She was really good. Rinna, Eileen and Harry Hamlin are there cheering her on. I guess LVP couldn’t make it. LOL. Len said it was too raunchy for him. Erika seems a bit shocked. The audience booed Len. The blonde says that she loved the way she embraces her sexuality. She would have liked to have seen more of the couple salsa because it was great. Erika seems a bit disappointed. Bruno says it was like Caligula’s palace. He tells her to work on transferring her weight from one foot to the other. She doesn’t care for feedback. Carrie Ann says she agrees with Bruno about he weight transfer, also that she was in her element and she wants her to push out of the box and be more elegant next week. I think she expected way more adoration. She got straight 6s and that brought some boos from the audience. So 24.
Rashad the football player was SO GOOD and SO HOT! He could totally win. It was amazing. Len was tearing him up for being a beat behind. He was not! He got a 31!
Mr. T is an old 64. He’s still adorable though. He got a 20.
Simone Biles was last. She’s so cute. She did very well. The judges LOVED it. She danced the tango. She got straight 8s for a total of 32. She’s in first place!
Vote for Erika! Did you watch?
UPDATE: In an Interview with Gleb and Erika, Gleb made it abundantly clear that he’s not an LVP fan. Many people, including most of LVP’s cast mates on RHOBH at the time felt she faked injury to get out of the competition during her season.
Here’s what Gleb had to say to E! News
“Both of the Lisas called me and said…Hey, have a good time. Be yourself and enjoy,” she said.
When E! News relayed a little bit about what Lisa Vanderpump told E! News about Erika on the show, Gleb, who was partnered LVP when she did DWTS, said, “We don’t need her help, for sure.”
“You sounded like a Housewife right there too,” Erika said.
Erika expressed displeasure over Gleb’s NO DAIRY rule, not even milk in her coffee.