I looked at a few housewives blogs this week, and I almost purple penned Phaedra’s but then I got busy with other things. I did want to mention the hypocritical nature of her feelings about the restoration service though. She was ever so disappointed that the ladies would not come clean and discuss their feelings. I don’t recall her opening up to Kandi about being behind all of the slander coming out of Porsha’s mouth.
First we learn that Kenya and Phaedra cannot play tennis. We also hear Phaedra’s explanation of why she is not talking to anyone but Porsha about her divorce. You know the divorce she keeps pretending has happened but in actuality HAS NOT. I know she is going to whip out some documents at the reunion, but don’t believe her, folks. Just more Phalsehoods by Phaedra. Back on the court, Phaedra mocks Kenya’s diving return by saying, “This is not the French Open.” Kenya shoots back with, ” Well we do know at least two people who like a French kiss down below.” Ew, Kenya!
It’s Peter’s birthday. I swear he gets a birthday episode every season. Cynthia surprises Peter with room service for breakfast. They have a breakup thought. Cynthia says that she doesn’t feel like she was a very good wife to Peter. She just doesn’t think she is wife material. She says she will never get married again. It was sort of a sad little meal between two people divorcing. Cordial, but sad.
The plan for Peter’s birthday is to roast him. It seems like a farewell montage letting us know we won’t be seeing Peter on RHOA anymore. When Bob shows up to the roast, Bob says he is not sure if Sheree will even show up because she’s mad at him. Bob says he is just trying to be a better Bob. Sheree does in fact show up.
Kandi starts the roast and I don’t think I have a photo of her in the skin tight jumpsuit. And that’s a good thing. Kandi starts off with a joke Claudia Jordan once got in a lot of trouble for. She says when she found out they were going to roast Peter at night, she was worried she would not be able to seem him. Let’s see if she gets hell for that like Claudia does. Colorism is a big issue these days, Kandi. Todd goes off on Peter’s finances. Kenya’s joke was that Peter’s social security number is one. I cannot figure out what the heck Cynthia is trying to do. But it was sad. The whole roast was sad really.
Everyone goes on a sunset cruise. Sheree and Bob go inside the catamaran to film yet another scene about their marital problems. I have a feeling Bob asked for this in order to try to fix his image. Let’s see how that goes.
As soon as he opens his mouth I realize I was wrong hoping this was damage control. He is playing stupid as if he doesn’t know why Sheree got upset and left the jewelry store. Apparently, when the two kids were five and two, Bob took off to California to go to Stanford and didn’t call or contact them once in the six months he was out there. Sheree feels like Bob is not remorseful. Bob is being all dramatic. Bob is lying about his feeling for him. Sheree is lying about why she built Chateau Sheree. Their storyline is so patently fake, that throwing in a real history of abuse is confusing. It’s almost like they needed an end to the farce, so they went with the abuse stuff and Bob took it way to far and Sheree’s feelings were hurt again. Please let Bob be gone next season.
Kenya is throwing a divorce party for Cynthia and Phaedra in the executive suite of the Four Seasons. Instead of pin the tail on the donkey, it’s kiss the dick on the man. I’m glad I have so much exclusive tea on Season 10 posted tonight, because this episode is pretty slow so far.
Cynthia is not down with the divorce party. It makes her sad and she cries. Cynthia needs a lesson sex toy lesson from Kandi. She has no idea what have the game pieces are. Phaedra arrives sick. She’s not down for it either. Apparently, they were required to film in the executive suite, but everyone is tired and just want to go to bed. Phaedra leaves because they are “making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.” She is such a liar. She’s probably got a date in her room. That’s not the right link but it will do I suppose. Crazy Days and Nights did a bling item a few years about Phaedra and her possibly paid dates in her hotel room on a trip to LA.
Anyway, Phaedra texts Porsha and says that she can’t believe the other girls are celebrating the demise of a family or some such bullshit. She says that the hostess of the party is the trifling woman who was texting my husband. Well, that is out of left field. Didn’t we start with Kenya and Phaedra playing tennis like two old friends? Kenya is confused too. Apparently realizes she is going into the reunion with no shit to sling so she is trying to come up with something to say. Little does she know, she is the main attraction of the reunion this year.
Porsha shows up to Phaedra’s room with a bunch of alcohol. But Kenya breaks up the party, tosses Porsha out and tries to figure out what is going on with Phaedra. We are seriously going back to Kenya’s very first season to try to show that Kenya was coming for Apollo. Despite the fact that Apollo admitted to everyone including Phaedra that he lies about everything. Phaedra even apologized to Kenya for calling her a whore for so long as a result of those lies. Did they simply run out of things to talk about in Maui?
Kenya is pissed. She talks about Phaedra sitting on her high horse with the restoration thing when she is the very one trying to break everyone apart. I suppose the point of this scene is to officially end this fake friendship that never was in time for the reunion. Kenya offers to pray with Phaedra and the little holy roller declines.
Kenya and Porsha make it back to the party in time for cake. And that is really what is important. Porsha says that Phaedra is just upset because the divorce is so fresh, it’s only been a week according to Porsha. Oops. Porsha was not supposed to share the alternate fact with the others. Kenya said she heard there were problems with getting her divorce finalized.
Production realizes that these two scenes have completely tanked so they send the guys up to crash the party.
Kandi sums up Maui by saying that it didn’t help out anyone’s relationship, but at least Porsha admitted she’s a liar.
Next week: Noelle and Kairo are in Cynthia’s fashion show. Kenya appears to literally lick her chops over Kairo. Phaedra finds out that Porsha told them about her divorce. Porsha wraps up her fake storyline with Todd. And Phaedra takes Kandi’s former employee to see a real lawyer about suing her for stealing his ideas. He claims she stole the idea for her play from him too. Um, dude, the play was about Kandi’s life. We also saw Matt sitting in a stairwell angry.
P.S. The other night I was looking up some stuff on Twitter and landed on a Twitter account that had video of Kairo masturbating. Allegedly. And before the guys ask, I don’t remember the account. But it’s out there and probably not hard to find. Heh. I said hard. And BIG.
That PS was a test to see if Mark and I read to the end, wasn’t it? I’m too lazy to google tonight.
Yes! It was a very long post. I thought those who read the whole thing deserved a reward at the end. 🙂
Tam , Tyson and Kenya would be such a good couple for #Season10. They have mad chemistry on WWHL 🙂 and so does Andy…. Smh
OMG “This account has been blocked.”
Why, Twitter, WHY??? You are a cruel mistress.
They shut down the twitter with the pron? really?
I mean, there’s no reason to rub it in. It’s like you giveth and you taketh away. *cries in British*
8 HWs? Is Bravo ready for those checks to cut?! Nene is clearly out for Phrick & Phrack…. So season 10 will be interesting. Yeah for Kim coming back!!!
It took me less than 2 seconds to find it. I totally understand not wanting to bother Googling it though!
If you want to hit me up on Twitter, I can link you.
I found it this AM. I was a touch underwhelmed. 🙁
LINK PLEASE!!!
I’m ready for the reunion
I think Im finally come to #Kenya’s side after this episode. She really tried with Phaedra. Kenya has her faults but she did try. Phaedra got the WORST exist this season hands down!
You’ve got a bit of a wait, Luv! There was no mention of the housewarming for the construction site being next week, so there are at least two episodes left I presume HOWEVER next week’s episode is 18 and I can’t find any names of future episodes. There have not been 18 or less episodes since season three.
Ratings are very good on the whole but really not spectacular for RHOA this season.
TT, you missed the best part of the roast. When Porsha asked Peter if he and Cynthia we’re going to get it on that night (or something to that effect) and without missing a beat Peter said “If you don’t get to her first”. I cackled so hard at that!
Horribly and inevitably I’ve finally caught the flu bug I’ve been nursing my kids through for the last 10 days, so I watched this episode through the delirious haze of a 103 fever. That divorce party fell flatter than a pancake, but I really think Kenya meant well. I don’t think Cynthia was quite in the right place to enjoy it and I’m not sure what stick was up Phaedra’s backside. She seemed to understand and accept ages ago that Apollo lied about his involvement with Kenya and I think Kenya’s been working hard at letting the past go and being friends with Phaedra. It just all seemed mean of Phaedra, not to mention extremely disingenuous.
And am I hallucinating, or did you say Sheree’s son has a video of him masturbating out there? Uck. Hope it’s not on IG. Seems lately every time I try to search any hashtag at least one sausage video pops up, even though the hashtag I was searching had nothing to do with that. I’m not judging anyone who wants to see that, but I’m tired of running across naked dick pics by accident.
Yeah I commentrs on here about that a week ago. My comment was edited though. Oh well. Here we go. So over this season.
Hope your bug dies off quickly SLM. I had Typhoid fever for a day or two last week. Okay it was probably just the crappy feeling of day four or five of detoxing. But still, my point is I got better and you will too. Besides, you’re a mom. Moms are not ALLOWED to get sick, ever!
Thank you so much, TT. I hope it’s a quick transit, too. The mama in the family can’t be down too long! Detoxes are trying. I haven’t done one in years, but I should. They usually make me feel murderous when I’m doing them, though.
Watching the episode last night in the grip of fever was a surreal experience. Was it just my delirium, or did every single “fun” get together quickly dissolve into acute awkward sadness? And maybe it’s just paranoia, but I think Phaedra was prodded to flip on Kenya right then to create drama. I think Kenya was truly shocked and hurt by it. Sorry if that’s an overreach of logic, or I may even be repeating myself, but I blame the virus making my ears ring.
This whole trip was odd. No sightseeing or even beach time. What a waste of Maui. The divorce party was pretty tacky though, but agree Phaedra is FOS. Do you think Cynthia and Peter are trying the divorce and remarriage thing like Nene did? Thoughts…….
No I believe Cynthia when she said she’s just not the traditional wife type. And knowing that she married a Jamaican. Destined to fail.
Hi TT, you are stating that her marriage failed because she married a Jamaican?
That’s not quite what TT said. I’ve dated West Indian men; they do prefer a traditional woman/wife. Cynthia says she is not that type of woman.
Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
I think intrinsically Cynthia and Peter had vastly different personal views on marriage and their roles in that and Cynthia is a really introspective person to voice that. I think she’s walking away from this stronger. And I know it’s a LONGSHOT but I still hold out giddy hope that she gives it a go again with Leon. They seem like a good match. Not that she has to get married to him, nobody HAS to do that, but maybe just try a romantic relationship, again. But what do I know? I hope she’s happy in whatever she pursues, romantic or otherwise.
TT, I’m dying to read your WWHL review. I haven’t watched it because of my location but a lot of viewers appear to be have been won over to Team Twirl during Kenya’s appearance with Tyson. I hope it will be up soon if you’re feeling up to it. I’ve been refreshing like mad, MAD I tell you. I hope Kim Z doesn’t come back though, it’s clear the only friend on the show she’ll have is Sheree and NeNe until she pisses her off, and NeNe goes for her jugular…for the third time. Miss Moore is everything, I’m just waiting for a good ol’ rich, hung black man to wife her up and give her Moore baby/babies to complete her life.
A video of him master bating??
Ugh, these women are just too trashy and stereotypical for me. Do they have no shame? Pride? Except for Cynthia and Kenya, they’re all fat and gross. Kim’s coming back? Can’t stand her anymore either. At first I liked Tardy but then when she started pimping her daughter out and being okay with all of the plastic surgery that she’s had is disturbing. They both look ridiculous but in Kim’s deranged eyes, she’s “hot”.
I thought deadbeat dad Todd was acting way happy at the roast. Like not comparable. Also, my gawd, are we really going to revisit the Apollo and Kenya saga? Just ugh.
Po’ Kairo gonna do porn to help Mama keep her Chateau…..Bob must be so proud.
I’m not a Phaedra nor Kenya fan. I see fault on both sides. I’m a married woman, if you disrespect my marriage I’m done. Phaedra should just admit she will never forgive Kenya. Kenya first words upon seeing Apollo was to comment on how handsome she thought he was, she flirted with him more than once, that’s a boundary one should never cross. I’m not saying Apollo was innocent. I just can’t condone Kenya action. I think Phaedra should have said she would never be friends with Kenya instead of pretending..
Okay, it’s been bugging me to no end why Kairo would do a masturbating video. The only thing I can think of, Sheree (momager), is trying to get a deal, like the ones that made a few reality stars rich!!
If I hadn’t mentioned Kario’s extracurricular activities, we’d have nothing to discuss about this episode apparently.
It seems Phaedra’s oddball behavior is so commonplace we don’t even acknowledge it anymore.
Phalse prophet of phaith will phall from her phalse phoundation landing soundly on her phatt phanny.
Kenya’s divorce party was all for HER. She may have softened her crazy up for the camera this season, but she is envious of women who have the “family” she struggles to obtain. She’s smart, wraps her shade up in party balloons. Phaedra knew what she was doing. No one really forgets the “other woman”, who did absolutely flirt/stir up drama with dumb dumb Apollo. Neither Cynthia or Phaedra had “let’s celebrate” attitudes towards their splits, Apollo is in JAIL. Any idiot knows better. Tacky.
I think Peter has broken down some of Cynthia’s self respect. She seems to blame herself saying she isn’t mairrage material, that doesn’t even make sense. Peter is a crook, doing very well with businesses then going broke time again. He rode Cynthia’s coat tails, glad she is moving on.
I totally agree with this. I like Kenya but still totally agree. Then again maybe she had good intentions and Phedra just used that as an excuse because she has feelings from the divorce and doesn’t want to celebrate. It’s been said she is not an involved parent, but still there must be anger, sadness and guilt when her children talk about where is Daddy, etc.