On Tuesday night’s show NYC was still pretending to be snowed in by Stella, who by most accounts was not nearly as bad as predicted, so Andy is in a onesie and they are having a pajama party. Adam is in a pea coat and winter hat. On the live ad for the show during Imposters (Best show on Bravo) last night, Adam admitted he was already wasted so this episode has some potential.
Andy orders two Xanax smoothies and Adam orders an oxystuffed apple to get things started off. Is Andy going to say “junk boat” all night? It’s junk. Just junk. Harry Hamlin and Delilah are there. Delilah is just back from Italian fashion week where she walked for Dolce and Gabanna. Adam asks how old Delilah is and when he finds out she is 18 he says, “That’s all I needed.” Her parents are RIGHT THERE, Adam!
Adam mocks LVP’s dead dogs scenes, relentlessly. Andy is not amused. He has a point Andrew, it’s been the season of alcoholics and dead dogs. And yet, it’s better than last years Munchausen so there is that.
Adam has now pissed off Rinna over both Kim and #Pantygate. I don’t really know who Adam is but he’s drunk and loose lipped and that makes for an interesting WWHL.
On the weirdest sneak peek ever, Andy admits he has jammed all the jabs the ladies took at each other at Lisa’s last dinner in Hong Kong. Kyle seems to suddenly be defending Dorit to Rinna as they argue over how creepy PK is. WTF? Kyle is suddenly a fan of PK? That’s the fight she chose to involve herself in? Erika reacts the same way I did and says to Kyle, “Why are we giving all of this deference to PK and not to her?” Kyle says she’s just telling Rinna not to mess with marriages. Erika, who is quite pissy with her BFF Kyle says, “Don’t mes with my marriage!” LVP is between Kyle and Erika looking shocked and confused. Then we see Erika having her meltdown and saying “You don’t know what I go through every night! And I’m not going to tolerate that shit out of any of you!” Rinna rushes to Erika’s side. Dorit is sitting there looking stunned and Kyle’s mouth drops open as she looks down the table in the opposite direction of Erika. Then another weird edit where Rinna says to Dorit (this is unrelated to the Erika thing, and she is in her regular seat) “I have to change the subject for a minute. I have to ask you this one thing.” And Kyle’s mouth drops open again. Dorit shouts, “LISA!”
Andy says that it is so much better we don’t know what the question is and that when he saw the episode he texted Rinna and said he didn’t see that coming from a mile away. That was the best preview clip in WWHL history. Next weekend looks SO GOOD. Rinna has laughed hysterically in the clubhouse through the whole thing. Doing her knee slap that I LOVE and you people need to learn to appreciate.
Rinna maintains her selective amnesia and defends it by saying she had filmed that scene two much earlier and she only remembered parts of the scene but after talking to Eden, who she didn’t think was lying, she realized she must have said it. I initially thought she was straight up lying, but now I think production probably let her know she said it. Rinna is the one that production uses to stir the shit so they have to tell her what shit to stir.
Adam says, “I know I forget things on Xanax all the time.” He’s really funny. But these jokes are falling flat with Andy and Rinna. Banjo and I on the other hand are laughing our asses off.
A caller asks Rinna after seeing the episode what were her thought on Dorit’s intentions when talking about the pills. Rinna says that Dorit loves the drama. Telephone, telegram, tell Dorit, Boy George said it the best. Adam agreed that Dorit was shit stirring and her “I was kidding!” crap is just her reaction to being caught.
A caller asks Rinna if her interactions with Kim this season have forever changed her relationship with Kyle. She says she and Kyle have been friends for years and Kyle is a very forgiving person. She says Kyle has done an amazing job at maintaining her relationship with Rinna separate from her relationship with her sister. Sounds like they are fine, at least from Rinna’s perspective.
Andy has finally learned his guests are too dumb to play tic-tac-toe so he literally tells them who to pick next during Bravolebrities. This is much better for all of us viewing at home.
Not a single peep about the reunion. But it’s clear Rinna is good with Kyle and not good with Dorit.