Ariana and Lala both look amazing and youthful. Lala says her top is really lingerie, because of course. I love Lala but her makeup is really hit or miss and tonight it’s falling on the miss side.
Of course with Katie and Schwartz getting married and Ariana and Lala being the clubhouse guests, Andy makes it all about Stassi by talking about how Stassi made everything about her. We see her photo shoot where all that plastic surgery certainly paid off for her because she looked amazing. Even Ariana and Lala and 60% of those polled say that the photo shoot turned out great.
The next poll question was should Lala come back to SUR. 81% said no? WTF is wrong with people? Lala is the new Stassi, fools. Ariana said she should definately come back. Both of them are shocked by the poll, as am I.
Next. we go to the scene of that unfortunate girl taking her fired busboy home to meet her mother, only to have him cry at the dinner table. The girl grins like she has won the lottery and the mother tells him he is an awesome person. I swear, people will do anything to be on TV these days no matter how ridiculous they look. Ariana and Lala are both supportive of James.
Andy grills Lala on her boyfriend. Lala says she never dated a married man. Her boyfriend did get her the Range Rover. The only person that was given an NDA was James Kennedy because he is “reckless at the mouth” She says the NDA was from her and not the guy she was seeing. Apparently she is not seeing him anymore.
I’d like to change my vote on her makeup. It looks fine. There was just something about first time I saw it that I found a bit off. Maybe it was the lighting, or the fact that her eyes, cheeks and lips are all basically the same color and her features are a bit lost.
Andy asks about all of the photos of Scheana and Lala and asks if the witches, and Stassi in particular are now shunning Scheana. Lala says she was friends with Scheana last season and things went south for a bit. She loves Scheana and doesn’t want anyone to lose friends for being friends with her.
Ariana is asked if she is friends with Stassi now. Nope. Is there tension with “Katie and her squad”? There’s no tension, she just really doesn’t pay attention to what they’re doing.
Lala is wearing the most unusual item on her lower half. When she stands it looks like flowy pants with sort of a skirt on the back. I am describing it terribly but it’s quite an elegant look while standing. Then when she sits, the pants legs are apparently slit all the way up showing bare legs all the way up to her butt cheeks. A caller asks where she got whatever that is she is wearing. She says they are actually part of her Slick Chick line that she will be coming out with. It’s actually a cool look that I’ve never seen before.
They play a game where Andy asks questions about their cast mates. Lala is asked what city Stassi is from and Lala says she likes to say she is from New Orleans but she is from a white suburb outside New Orleans. This is probably a good time to point out that Stassi was hate tweeting both Lala and Ariana during the show. At this point she started posting the zip code of her house and school to prove she is really from New Orleans.
Ariana talks about how Katie treats her and she says that she’s never done anything to Katie and thinks she is the scapegoat for their problems. She said Kristen actually tried to break them up and Katie loves Kristen.
Lala says that Raquel is a sweet girl but they don’t have intellectual conversations. She refuses to say whether she thinks James cheats on her because that’s not her problem.
Ariana is asked if she felt weird about Kristen saying she wanted to slit Sandoval’s throat in New Orleans. She said yeah, especially since the next day she was talking about how she was a “reformed person.” She says if she talks about Kristen then she’s “an obsessed person” so she doesn’t talk about her.
Lala says she IS still with the same person and she’s happy and healthy and they are “like little clams.”
Okay these two were perfect ladies tonight, which means the show was kind of boring. So why were the three witches going off on Twitter? I don’t usually watch the after show but I am not just to see if they said something there. Supposedly, it was something about Stassi’s recent comments on her podcast some people felt were racist.
The aftershow starts with Andy saying that Kristen was tweeting shady comments about their outfits. Basically she said if she were shorter, then she would ask to borrow them. They both said that was a nice comment. I love how these two are not reacting at all. There were five boring softball questions that both girls answered like Mormon school girls. They were on their best behavior all night.
So I have no idea why Stassi is ranting about them mentioning her comments many felt were racist on her podcast about saying that Moonlight just won because it was a black movie. The only tiny shade was Lala saying she was from the burbs of New Orleans. The three witches are just looking for things to trash them over. EDITED TO ADD VISUAL CIRCULATING ON TWITTER ABOVE.
I really hope that Lala comes back next season. It would be Ariana, Lala, and Scheana versus Stassi, Kristen and Katie. This would be a lot better than the three witches going after the other three individually.
Have I lost my mind? Should Lala come back? Did anyone catch the social media drama last night? What I miss? Ariana has me blocked on Twitter. I’ve never tweeted her, so she must not have liked something I wrote about her. /shrug