Ariana and Lala both look amazing and youthful. Lala says her top is really lingerie, because of course. I love Lala but her makeup is really hit or miss and tonight it’s falling on the miss side.
Of course with Katie and Schwartz getting married and Ariana and Lala being the clubhouse guests, Andy makes it all about Stassi by talking about how Stassi made everything about her. We see her photo shoot where all that plastic surgery certainly paid off for her because she looked amazing. Even Ariana and Lala and 60% of those polled say that the photo shoot turned out great.
The next poll question was should Lala come back to SUR. 81% said no? WTF is wrong with people? Lala is the new Stassi, fools. Ariana said she should definately come back. Both of them are shocked by the poll, as am I.
Next. we go to the scene of that unfortunate girl taking her fired busboy home to meet her mother, only to have him cry at the dinner table. The girl grins like she has won the lottery and the mother tells him he is an awesome person. I swear, people will do anything to be on TV these days no matter how ridiculous they look. Ariana and Lala are both supportive of James.
Andy grills Lala on her boyfriend. Lala says she never dated a married man. Her boyfriend did get her the Range Rover. The only person that was given an NDA was James Kennedy because he is “reckless at the mouth” She says the NDA was from her and not the guy she was seeing. Apparently she is not seeing him anymore.
I’d like to change my vote on her makeup. It looks fine. There was just something about first time I saw it that I found a bit off. Maybe it was the lighting, or the fact that her eyes, cheeks and lips are all basically the same color and her features are a bit lost.
Andy asks about all of the photos of Scheana and Lala and asks if the witches, and Stassi in particular are now shunning Scheana. Lala says she was friends with Scheana last season and things went south for a bit. She loves Scheana and doesn’t want anyone to lose friends for being friends with her.
Ariana is asked if she is friends with Stassi now. Nope. Is there tension with “Katie and her squad”? There’s no tension, she just really doesn’t pay attention to what they’re doing.
Lala is wearing the most unusual item on her lower half. When she stands it looks like flowy pants with sort of a skirt on the back. I am describing it terribly but it’s quite an elegant look while standing. Then when she sits, the pants legs are apparently slit all the way up showing bare legs all the way up to her butt cheeks. A caller asks where she got whatever that is she is wearing. She says they are actually part of her Slick Chick line that she will be coming out with. It’s actually a cool look that I’ve never seen before.
They play a game where Andy asks questions about their cast mates. Lala is asked what city Stassi is from and Lala says she likes to say she is from New Orleans but she is from a white suburb outside New Orleans. This is probably a good time to point out that Stassi was hate tweeting both Lala and Ariana during the show. At this point she started posting the zip code of her house and school to prove she is really from New Orleans.

Ariana talks about how Katie treats her and she says that she’s never done anything to Katie and thinks she is the scapegoat for their problems. She said Kristen actually tried to break them up and Katie loves Kristen.
Lala says that Raquel is a sweet girl but they don’t have intellectual conversations. She refuses to say whether she thinks James cheats on her because that’s not her problem.
Ariana is asked if she felt weird about Kristen saying she wanted to slit Sandoval’s throat in New Orleans. She said yeah, especially since the next day she was talking about how she was a “reformed person.” She says if she talks about Kristen then she’s “an obsessed person” so she doesn’t talk about her.
Lala says she IS still with the same person and she’s happy and healthy and they are “like little clams.”
Okay these two were perfect ladies tonight, which means the show was kind of boring. So why were the three witches going off on Twitter? I don’t usually watch the after show but I am not just to see if they said something there. Supposedly, it was something about Stassi’s recent comments on her podcast some people felt were racist.
The aftershow starts with Andy saying that Kristen was tweeting shady comments about their outfits. Basically she said if she were shorter, then she would ask to borrow them. They both said that was a nice comment. I love how these two are not reacting at all. There were five boring softball questions that both girls answered like Mormon school girls. They were on their best behavior all night.
So I have no idea why Stassi is ranting about them mentioning her comments many felt were racist on her podcast about saying that Moonlight just won because it was a black movie. The only tiny shade was Lala saying she was from the burbs of New Orleans. The three witches are just looking for things to trash them over. EDITED TO ADD VISUAL CIRCULATING ON TWITTER ABOVE.
I really hope that Lala comes back next season. It would be Ariana, Lala, and Scheana versus Stassi, Kristen and Katie. This would be a lot better than the three witches going after the other three individually.
Have I lost my mind? Should Lala come back? Did anyone catch the social media drama last night? What I miss? Ariana has me blocked on Twitter. I’ve never tweeted her, so she must not have liked something I wrote about her. /shrug
I also hope Lala comes back next year. I hope she gets revenge on the three sour pusses. Ariana is beautiful, she deserves better than Tom1 . I fast forward thru Stassi and Katie’s screen time. It will surprise the heck out of me if Katie and Tom2 stay married. Maybe he likes being bossed around though.
Regarding Tom, I 100% think you’re right, he likes being bossed around or doesn’t know how else to function. His family’s situation/not coming to the wedding (clearly not the trust fund kid he was rumored to be) shed some light on why he is the way he is IMO. His father is too afraid to fly but can’t drive to see his son get married, his sister missed it b/c of work (umm, how much of a heads up does she need for her brother’s WEDDING??), and his triplet siblings live at home & share the same room as adults and can’t make it to the wedding on their own either – it’s kinda clear that he maybe didn’t have the strongest support system back home – probably very nice people, but complicated. Commanding Katie TELLS him how to live, be, act, etc. & he’s doesn’t have enough of a support system for him to stand on his own. He seems like a really nice person, it’s kinda sad really.
@HiKitty: Tom not allowed to drive with her either. I see why he lives so far away from family if they are a dysfunctional mess. He does seem like a nice guy.
Hi Kitty, I was thinking the same thing, this was not a last minute wedding. How much notice do you need to arrange a train ticket or car trip from Florida to the wedding, on the part of the dad? The brothers all live at home and share a phone? Do they not work? Does all their money go to costly medical expenses? How the hell do you justify not making arrangements to attend the wedding?
the family could’ve bought affordable train tickets, or rented a minivan and driven together. I’m sure if they’re all willing to live under one roof they could’ve squeezed into one hotel room and made the cost totally reasonable.
And the sister, not enough notice to get off work? Holy crap.
I felt very sad for schwartz hearing all that. I would be devastated if my family cared to little about my wedding.
I was also nauseated by the 51k price tag. No way on earth and I ever paying that for a wedding, not unless I have billions lol. I live in ny so that is a modest wedding price by current standards, and I still won’t fking do it, ever.
*so little
I agree that with Scheana cut loose from the Witch Trio that it would be fun to see ASL vs. KKS next season. I’d like to see Scheana not be so much of a people pleaser. I would also like to see them start to do things with their lives because banking on young and pretty is not a career plan. I think Scheana could be trained to do something like E. Or Lifetime TV movies.
I don’t know why Stassi and Kristen are even on this show ?? They don’t work there, they have nothing interesting to say or do. I guess they’re there for the drama?? To me they’re the Porsha of VPR. Idk. Both girls are gorgeous in those outfits and the 3 witches are just jealous.
YES to Lala coming back! She is stunningly beautiful IMO and I like her way more than the three witches or Scheanna.
It looks like the producers are trying to phase out the old girls (most who don’t or barely even work at Sur) for fresh meat. The old girls are trying to claw for relevancy to keep the paycheck and Scheana figured LaLa is her best bet to stay on the show, so time to jump ship.
Me thinks there will be a much-needed big shakeup next season!
Yeah, they dragged this season down. I’d love to see some new people!
I really really want to see Ariana, Lala & Scheana take over next season. 1st episode….. The 3 of them walk into #Pump or wherever Kristen and Stassi are allowed to go with Katie and let the “Witches of WeHo” know that S6 will be the season of the #BeautifulBitches (meant in a good way) not the #WeHoWitches! Then the producers or directors of “story lines” take over and make S6 about anything except “Finding love for Stassi”, “The evolution of Mrs Schwartz” or #WeddingsByBravo again this time starring Kristen. This just might disappoint the 3 witches and we may even get “Crazy Kristen” “The Devil who is Stassi” and “Bitchy Katie” back for our enjoyment! I’m hoping that S6 is the season I can finally tolerate Scheana, I mean she won’t have anything to lie about anymore as her “perfect marriage” is over.
Those 2 looked beautiful tonight! Maybe if Lala toughens up a bit and isn’t afraid of the truth coming out anymore then she will come back. Ariana could teach her a thing or two about how to deal with the 3 witches. She is and always has been my favorite! I love her sense of humor and her “I’m not taking any shit from anyone” no nonsense attitude. My favorite line of hers this season was what she said about Stassi at Pandora’s “spa day” for Katie. Stassi said to Scheana “Ariana’s the one who doesn’t like me” Ariana starts laughing and says ” I’m laughing because it’s funny and it’s funny because it’s true” <—– Why I like Ariana so much. #perfect
I think that the 3 were trying to rile these 2 up by those tweets and I'm happy they didn't react. It would have been funny to have the Weho Witches reactions filmed…. again for our enjoyment…lol
Thanks as always for this TT. We Canadians are ever so grateful! xo
I would rather see Lala than any of the offer cast members. Bravo has once again dropped the ball.
No way should LaLa come back if I’m voting bc I wish her well, a yes vote for my entertainment.
She came into this show as a slightly shy nice girl who I felt was misused by this group. She left and she is soaring into a secure beautiful woman.
Sur and VPR to me, puts a lid on these people from growing into the people they could be. They wallow in their middle school behaviors playing for the camera
that is becoming their reality. Lala needs to stay gone.
Now I could be completely off center and wrong. It’s entertainment and I should not give a rats ass how these people do in real life.
I agree I think Lala should definitely be on the show. Her and Ariana are both beautiful. But Ariana seems more in touch with herself and doesn’t need to “try so hard” to be sexy as lala does. Ariana is so sharp, so cool and together. I hope she rubs off on Lala. Lala who is so beautiful, needs to stop trying so hard to be sexy and to somehow prove it. She doesn’t have to prove anything. She also doesn’t have to wear so much makeup. It makes her look like a prostitute. But she’s still very young and has a lot to learn in this regard. I think she’ll get there. And I wish her a lot of success.
Stassi and Katie hate Ariana because
Because in their sick, twisted girl code, Kristen was WRONGED by Tom and Ariana – Tom was supposed to pine for Kirsten even though she fucked his best friend several times!!! As Lala is to be forever tormented and shunned for striking back at Katie verbally, Ariana must be beaten into submission and must want to join their coven!
They are obsessed with looks, Ariana doesn’t seem to be – and yet Ariana could walk around with no makeup, etc. and be prettier than they are (I don’t think they realize it is their nasty attitudes/self centeredness that makes them really ugly)
Ariana seems (this is just how I perceive it) has ambition other than getting married, etc. She has, I am guessing, a better work ethic and doesn’t need to ride on coat tails. Ariana would probably be FINE without Vanderpump Rules.
Ariana is chill in a way that they will NEVER be. They can’t really push her buttons and make her lose her shit like they do Scheana, because she really really doesn’t give a flying fuck about them.
Its why I love Ariana. 🙂
I hope Lala comes back. She doesn’t put up with the Weho Witches crap. I’d love to see her, Ariana, and Scheana put them in their place. Lala’s makeup was gorgeous on Andy, but something was really off about it on VR. It looked almost green?? Like too much tanner. It was fine once she was inside and under lights but when she was outside talking to Ariana it was bad!
I saw some of the twitter mess. Living in New Orleans I sent Lala a tweet just to say that NOLA is small. The suburbs ARE New Orleans. It’s not like L.A. where it’s spread all over. It takes 15 minutes to get from the beginning of the Metro area to the end and then you’re out of NOLA.
You know when that poll was taken I actually think the people answering it took it a different way. I know I was a little confused as to what Andy meant. When he was talking and the way he asked it, I kind of got the feeling that people meant she shouldn’t come back BECAUSE of the atmosphere on the show not because they didn’t want her back. I know the unholy trinity don’t want her back and want Ariana gone, and then Schenna because they know they are getting long in the tooth and boring. Things are changing quickly. Most of their crowd is moving on and don’t even work at Sur. Little Tom may or may not be getting his own business with Lisa and Ken. He and Arianna have bigger ambitions than Sur. Katie and Tom are married and will be starting a family. Things are changing and Kristen and Stassi are going to be left without a home.
I don’t know what’s wrong with all of you. I try to stay neutral in my recaps & hate everyone evenly but it’s a big lie. Lala is THE WORST. I’d even take James Kennedy over her & that’s saying a lot. Ugh.
Why the hell are you trying to stay neutral in your recap? We would comment more if you said stupid shit like “Lala is the worst.” I mean MY GAWD only Arianna is better than Lala. Are you on medication?
Lol. I have such an irrational hatred of her I was scared I’d end up sounding like the hyenas. #YouCantSitWithUs
Well fuck. How am I supposed to argue against irrational hatred? 🙁
I agree. LALA IS THE WORST. She culture-appropriates and speaks in third person. Not to mention walks off a job for two months without a word.
LVP – who is only tolerable on this show and should never go back to RHOBH, IMO – had a point as a business owner saying “people relied/depended on you (sic) and you let them down”. That behavior just doesn’t fly. How do you hire someone back after they do that?
Lala is young and was probably dumped when her married sugar daddy Producer felt the heat was a little too hot. The anxiety excuse was humanizing, yes, but truthful? Not sure.
Ariana seems to really love Tom S. It is as yet unclear to me why. HOWEVER: His modeling shoot with Daddy Simpson deserves its own show. The. Most. Cringeworthy. Show. On. TV.
Ranking of tolerability:
1. Ariana – a little too smart for this show
2. Jax/Peter – yep. This season’s edit of them being the goofy comic relief is the best.
3. Brittany – In spite of herself, and her mother’s face tan and frosted lips. Her line about the Passport office wins.
4. Tom Schwartz – Hair tug, Bubba! And his tux for the wedding.
5. Stassi – Love her or hate her – she is funny and is trying.
6. Kristen – She seems to actually be a good friend. Shocking and surprising everyone.
7. LVP – low on this list, but better on this show than the other one.
8. Sandoval – Ugh with the extensions, self tanner, butt panties and eyebrows. Ugh with the atrocious and irresponsible “battered wife” comment. Ugh with the missing flights.
9. Katie – $51K for a wedding when you are a waitress. NO. I am so mad at you right now.
10. Scheana – Sad little self-absorbed thing. Stassi makes a lot about herself, i know; but this little person’s treatment of her husbands addiction issues is disgusting. She needs help. Real talk, now. She is annoying but needs real help for co-dependancy.
11. James – How are we still talking about him?
12. Marginals – Shay, Carter, other SUR workers, SUR workers who sleep with James
12. Lala – for many reasons. Most of which I cannot discuss because i signed an NDA.
Love them or hate them Ariana and Lala are absolutely beautiful… Therein lies why the 3 witches hate them… And jealously is an ugly beast!