I’m back to get us caught up on the last two episodes of Teen Mom before the finale. Daintyfeets had some personal matters arise she needed to attend to. I swear, 2017 is not being any kinder to folks than 2016. Sending out positive thoughts to all dealing with drama. So I am back to take a swing at this.
Chelsea
Chelsea, Cole and Aubree take cute pictures to post online to announce the baby’s gender. Chelsea says she is pregnant A F. Le sigh. Come on Chelsea. You are better than that. She’s ordering a fake baby for Cole to practice on. They were up all night with the fake baby.
Finally we see a scene where Chelsea’s mom is driving her crazy. She’s human just like us, y’all! Later, she and Cole go to get their marriage license. They will have two weeks off from filming because they don’t want cameras at their wedding.
Kailyn
The one thing I find really fascinating about these “reality shows” is how I can like someone for several seasons and then despise them. That is the case with Kail. WTF happened to make her such a bitch? And how does she keep reeling in such nice guys to marry and have kids with only to eviscerate the later? She’s the one who was fucking some guy in her husband’s bed while he was deployed? What does she have to be angry with him about?
We begin with Kail talking to production about Javi showing up at her house three days ago and coming in through the basement and going through the house opening drawers and stuff while the boys were there. She says he was looking to see if someone lived there. She said she called the police and they explained to her that it is still his house until the divorce is final.
Kail tells Joe to tell Javi he can’t see Isaac because of the way he is acting. What a bitch she is and what an ass Joe is for agreeing to it. When Javi comes to pick up Isaac, Kail just throws a huge pile of clothes at him. He asks for a bag, she says no. What is wrong with her? Kail brainwashes Jo about Isaac and keeps saying there is nothing she can do. Um, there are a lot of things she can do, starting with not being such a bitch to her child’s father right in front of him.
Javi tries to come over and have a civil conversation with her about the boys and she is a huge bitch to him once again and all they do is argue.
Leah
Leah tells Jeremy that she is bored so she want to go back to beauty school. Jeremy is like… “finish it this time!”
Leah tries to do homework with her girls, but they are so used to doing it themselves, she seems to just be an annoyance. Addie has turned into a real pill. All she does scream demands at Leah. I WANT LIPSTICK! I WANT A BOYFRIEND! I WANT PIZZA!
Meanwhile at the beauty school, when Leah hears the cosmetology course is 1800 hours, did you see her face? lol. So she calls a community college about taking classes there. When Leah gets a tour of campus I have the urge to go back to school. It almost makes me want to pick up a couple of adjunct courses. Almost. Miraculously, Leah gets accepted.
Jenelle
Barb stops by, for the first time since the deposition, to drop Jace off for the weekend. Jenelle is plied up on the couch, the doughnut and the jerk are nowhere in sight, and Jace goes straight for the video game. Later, David and Jenelle have their usual trash talking conversation about Barb in front of the boys.
Janelle screams at Barb on the phone about picking up Jace while sitting at the table where Jace was about to eat pizza. He doesn’t even touch the pizza. The donut on the other hand can’t stop stuffing his face. I don’t see why Janelle is allowed to have any of her kids. When Jenelle goes to drop Jace off, she doesn’t get out of the car and has David do the pass off. Barb tells David about Jace’s popcorn sale website and they talk for like one minute and Jenelle calls yelling at him. She says she did not want to get out of the car so that Barb would not get any camera time and now he is having a whole conversation with her. She’s pissed. What the hell is wrong with these girls? Jenelle yanks all of the cameras out of the car and screams at Barb that she is never filming with her again. Nathan’s mom should get custody of the doughnut and then she and Barb could have a show called Granny Moms. Jace comforts Barb. You can tell he loves her best.
Nathan has texted David to say that he is moving to England and going to sign over his rights. His mom says he is having a mental breakdown. He sounds like a mess. Janelle is already asking to adopt the doughnut. I wish Nathan’s mom would go for custody and I’ve never laid eyes on the woman. Jenelle’s attorney says that if Nathan wants to give up his rights, it would help her cause to have a step parent and for that to happen she would have to be married. Now that I think of it, she has never married any of these fools.
Only one more episode before the reunion. It looks like a real doozy!
I cannot stand kail. She uses guys and then thinks she can cut them out of their lives. She is no better then Janelle. She said the same things about joe when she was down with him. The only reason joe is siding with her is she is the reason he gets to sit on his ass and not get a real job. Even Vee knows kail is wrong. Kail said on camera I don’t want javi to gave 50/50 then she wanted all the holidays like she was owed them and for the sake of the boys. But now she is done with javi so now he can’t see issac she files a report on him . Doing all the stuff she did to joe. She is disgusting and I wish someone would put her inher place. Was javi right probably not but nether was she. That is half her house if he was smart he would have never left it. She put the order out to just puss him off.
All of this! Jo just knows better than to rock the boat with her, you can totally tell that Vee is biting her tongue. Kail does seem to be a fairly good mom, though, her kids are well behaved and articulate.
Javi needs to go to Jo separately, Isaac crying for him is heartbreaking.
Janelle rinse repeat just change out the guys names. She should learn to act better. The Nathan giving up his rights to her and David pathetic. She does the same with each guy uses them then it’s he hit me he is unstable she keeps them from seeing them. Her treatment of her mom refusing to film with her or talk to her makes her look like the looser she is. Hope have stats with babs and janelle should be thanking her for stepping up and doing her job. She could have let child services take have away from her
Kail is turning into everything that her mother was all the way back on 16 and pregnant. The only people she is really hurting are her children and really hurting her sweet, loving, sensitive oldest boy. It’s heartbreaking.
It physically hurts me to see how issac responds to the chaos around him. Kail can see it, yet she doesn’t change her behavior. She is the absolute worst. I feel for those poor kids.
I like Chelsea and I’m rooting for her, but her man…. he is gay ☹️
I have the worst gaydar… so I’m just wondering why you think Cole is gay? I just genuinely want to know (: thanks!
NO.He’s what you call a nice person. I can see why so many of y’all get the two confused though.
The fame and money has ruined these girls. Kail has always been like this though and is so pissed Javi outed her on TV about her boyfriend (she is also pregnant, due in August). Jo can’t do much due to needing the MTV paycheck and he also has no formal custody agreement with Isaac because Kail let him off the hook for paying child support. She is a sly one. Why can’t Jo cut his grass!
Leah needs to go to school to become a chef and learn how to feed those girls. She threw away two good husbands and now regretting it.
Jenelle is a mess as usual. I usually don’t agree that kids as young as “doughnut” go to daycare/school when mom is home, but in his case it is for the best. He took off in class and didn’t look back. That David guy gives me the creeps. I pray Barb wins permanent custody of Jace.
So happy for Chelsea. Hope she has gotten the “bad boy” out of her system now and appreciates and doesn’t get bored with Cole down the road. What a cute couple.
My daughter gets so mad when she sees me watching this show now. Her fault though. Years ago she was watching the first-year marathon and I was the one that got hooked.
My daughter says I’m too old but I still watch
Jace break my heart, and yet, what an amazing young man. Such a heart. I wish Jenelle would leave him where he belongs, with his real mom, the woman who raised him, and accept Jace’s weekend visits as though she was a married older sister and her little brother was staying over. I wish for a lot of things that will never happen. I can block out a lot of the news, but I can’t block out Jace’s sad, wise little face. I don’t even know if I believe anything anymore, but prayer is an old habit so I still pray. And tonight I added Jace’s name to my list. I wonder if he will see this someday, and how he will feel about his childhood being released into the public domain in exchange for money.
GLad you got to this. Thanks Tamara. My stomach hurts for these kids. Why doesn’t the parent, lover, or MTV REMOVE the kids when the arguing begins. David can take the boys outside. Kailyn can have the kids go out to the huge backyard. They should be able to keep it together for the 30 seconds it would take.! Uggghhh!!
Jenelle actually did marry one of them, Courtland Rogers, but it didn’t last. They barely mentioned him on the show because by the time filming resumed, she had already filed for divorce and put him in jail. He and David actually shared a cell and when David got out he went after Jenelle. Her ex husband is being released this month. I hope he started spilling info!
Was there ever a bigger bitch than kail?
So I see this in moderated comments.
“Please drop k.lowery keep Javi American solider. K. Is not teenager she is promoting promiscuous behavior..no mother.
Drop j.evans illerate foul mouth. Disrespectful to mother..the judge should take all her children..leave jace with grandma..
Chelsa needs to stop baby talking..does ambree have special needs..pls. address.
Pls. Give birth control to all adults..they sre not teenagers.”
Not only does is violate commenting rule number four in pretty much every possible way, the funniest part is it was attempting to post as a comment, ON THE COMMENTING RULES.
Sorry just had to share. Maybe the fact she can’t spell illiterate while calling someone illiterate is the funniest part. It’s just too hard to choose just one thing.
Hope you catch this in moderation. (I don’t know how to email you/ get in touch so I figured I’d ask here. sorry if its the wrong place to do so).
Speaking of the commenting rules, is there any way to have a “like” function on each comment? Sometimes I agree with what the commenter is saying but I don’t want to comment “I agree!” because it doesn’t add to the conversation. However, some people seem to feel the need to add their own blog post in the comment section (rule 5) in a way to justify their “I agree!” post. Perhaps a “like” function would discourage commenting just for commenting’s sake and keep the comments on topic, while still encouraging engagement with the post.
Guess it doesn’t make the rest of us look so bad. Lol
Thanks for sharing.
P.s. I decided every time I change the clock and battery on the smoke detector, I’m gonna read the commenting rules. 🙂
Kail disturbes me on so many levels! She forced her relationship with Javi, forced him into a military lifestyle so that she and her family could reap the benefits that come along with being a military wife. It seemed like a great idea at the time. Even Javi moved to be near his son Isaac. I couldn’t have agreed more with this set up. But then…Javi gets deployed and Kail decides at that moment to replace Her husband who is currently fighting for our nations freedom! And replace him she does! I feel sorry for Isaac and Javi. They didn’t deserve this treatment! Kail will never be happy. I just hope and pray that those young boys aren’t too effected by her poor parental mistakes. I think Javi is a hero and I thank him for his service. I also think that Joe has become a voice of reason. Kail…get it together girl!
I have this episode recorded but I haven’t got to watch it yet but from what I have read Kailyn is sadly going down the path of hatefulness. That path will not end well for her. Thank you for recapping for us small band of Teen Mom watchers. Buster says hi to Banjo.