I had planned to skip the usual boring packing scenes in tonight’s recap. And then I remembered Erika. Erika with the lookbooks and glam squad and stylist collaborations.
Rinna has QVC so she is only going for a couple of days. It annoys me that we are pretending this is an LVP save the dogs trip. That said, if Banjo cries when I leave the house I can’t take it. That dog that got in her limo? So sweet!
We are not even at the airport yet and Dorit is trashing Erika. She’s just not that into you, bitch. Get over yourself. Was that Singapore Air? I could do 18 hours in their business class. The only one who didn’t sleep on the plane was Eileen.
At the first dinner, Eden starts talking about meeting her Internet boyfriend, London. I’m not sure if I heard correctly, is she flying him to Hong Kong?
Eileen decides to go with LVP and Dorit to the dog function. Will this garner her any favor with LVP? No. So why even bother, Eileen. Kyle and Erika go sight seeing and oddly, Rinna and Eden go hiking to the highest peak in Hong Kong. Is Rinna planning to shove her off a cliff?
Before the unlikely couple head off to perhaps Eden’s sudden death, Rinna confronts Dorit about making a big deal out of her pill bag. Eden says…wait for it…”It was a joke.” That seems to be the RHOBH excuse of the season. At least she didn’t call it “British humor” this time. Dorit plays stupid about the accusations she made against Rinna.
They take a tram up to the highest peak. It is way up in the clouds about the skyscrapers. After enjoying the view they grab a drink at the restaurant on top of the peak. Eden says it was Dorit that made the drug addict type accusations. Rinna is thrilled she has gotten the information she was digging for. Rinna calls Dorit a fucking pussy. Dorit looks nervous about throwing her under the bus.
Erika and Kyle got the best activity. They are in a gorgeous park with beautiful bridges and tons of turtles. Ramona Singer and Kim Richards would go nuts over the turtles. Sidenote: Brandi needs to invite her friend Kim over to her rich boyfriends house. He has a turtle and tortoise rescue on his property and it’s amazing. He is so in love with Brandi it’s only a matter of time until he proposes. She seems a tiny bit less obsessed with him. As it should be.
Erika opens up to Kyle about visiting her mother and her relationship with her mother. Erika genuinely likes Kyle. I love this friendship. Kyle and Erika bond over having mothers who put a heavy burdens on them. Kyle talks about going to the psychic and the psychic giving her the same sort of apology that Erika’s mom gave her. They both cry a little.
Okay, I have to confess I have changed out Eden and Dorit and who they are with twice now and I am still not sure. LVP, Eden and DORIT! (I’ll edit it back in later, I was right the first time) are at the dog documentary thing. I’m not going to recap or watch much of this.
Time to fight on the boat. I think it will be a gang up on Dorit event and I’m fine with that. Let’s see if LVP gives her any back up. I’m guessing no.
Dorit has the opening gambit. She must sense the thirst for blood in the air so she tries to save herself by bringing up the bag of pills situation surrounding Rinna. Dorit demands to know who told Rinna that she said she had a drug problem. Rinna says no one told her, she just had a sixth sense about it. Dorit can tell she is going down for this but put up a modest fight. Eden, who is in a black wig reminds Dorit that she asked her if she though Rinna had a pill problem. Dorit suddenly catches The Rinna Amnesia as one does when being backed into a corner with everyone coming at you. LVP and Kyle dodge the melee with their own cases of The Rinna Amnesia. This leaves Rinna, Erika, Eileen, Eden and Dorit in the ring.
Kyle gets up and joins LVP on the sideline. Erika tags in for Rinna. Eileen offers to tag in, but Erika doesn’t need the tag. Erika goes all in. It’s headlock. LVP decides she needs camera time and meekly tried a parry on behalf of Dorit. Erika smites LVP into silence. Erika tells Dorit she talks too much. Dorit tries to defend with “You don’t talk enough.” Erika shoots back with ” I say important shit, you say too much boring shit.” Dorit stumbles on unsteady feet.
With Dorit flopping against the ropes Erika asks Dorit what her problem is with her. Dorit says Erika is the only one in the group she has not connected with.
Erika says “That’s because I don’t like bullshit, Dorit and that’s what I think you are.”
The ref comes out and calls a standing out count. Erika takes the belt.
Next week: Rinna wants her own eight rounds with Dorit. The ladies take a frightening gondola ride with glass floors. They finally find some zen standing in the rain in front of a giant Budda.