Y’all might remember Andrew Caldwell as the guy that claimed he had a homosexual relationship with Kordell Stewart.Recently, The Daily Mail reported that
“In November last year, a judge awarded Stewart, 44, a ‘default judgment’ against Caldwell, who failed to turn up to the proceedings. Then on March 10, according to documents seen exclusively by DailyMail.com, Stewart was awarded $1.5 million in general damages and $1.5 million in punitive damages as his reputation was ‘significantly’ hurt by the claims.”
Well, this seems like news to poor, Andrew. You see Andrew lives in St. Louis and Kordell filed and won his case in Atlanta after Andrew did not show up to court. As someone who is well versed on the topic of defamation, I can tell Andrew that he may have a substantial reason to be having the breakdown he had on Facebook above. However, had Andrew gone to court, he could have likely used Kordell’s recently leaked sex tape as evidence of his claims.
And really, Kordell taking someone to court for claiming he is gay is kind of ridiculous. It’s like Joanna Krupa suing Brandi Glanville for saying her pussy stinks. In both cases, those of us watching from the sidelines assume the whole “a hit dog will howl” theory. That is, if Kordell is not gay, and Joanna’s pussy doesn’t stink, why keep it in the media? What is the defamation of being called gay these days anyway? And who among us hasn’t had that not so fresh feeling from time to time? And in both of these cases the plaintiff has to prove malice due to their celebrity status. Malice might be difficult to prove if Andrew had gone to court because Andrew doesn’t appear to be lucid in many of his videos. He appears to be pretty far on the left side of the intelligence bell curve.
That said, the court documents were signed last Friday by Judge Jean-Paul Boulee. I must take a moment to point out that the judge is REALLY hot. If Kordell were gay, he would have been very happy to see this judge.
In other sad news for poor Andrew, this past Sunday, as he explains in the must see video above, some guy on the sidewalk walked up to him and punched him in the face for “lying on that man.” On a Sunday! Jesus take the wheel! Also in the video, Andrew states he is not poor and is in fact a half millionaire! So at least Kordell will not have any problem getting at least some of his $3 million dollar claim.
Oh and Andrew, who became a self-appointed celebrity after a viral video of him in a church yelling that he “ain’t gay no more!” is still struggling with homosexuality but has decided what he needs is a good woman to marry him and rub his feet.
Like I said, I highly recommend the video. Watch the whole thing.