Sorry I am so late with this recap. It was a long night last night and I slept in today only to find a whole lot of stuff in my inbox that needed attending to. I’m looking forward to watching it now.
The first big news is the Mariah Carey has sent Andy a giant disco ball for the clubhouse. Andy already has it hanging and could not be more thrilled. Andy loves him some balls.
The first instant poll question is about the Kandi and Porsha drama of course. and 84% say they are on Kandi’s side. Those Porsha fans could not be more stupid. Andy asks Miss L whose side she is on and she says she’s not on anyone’s side (am I using the appropriate pronoun?) she is upset they make it sound like being a lesbian is a bad thing. No sweetie, that was all Porsha. She says they are both disrespecting each other as women. A) that is the basic premise of this shitshow and (2) again, that is all Porsha.
Next is a disgusting montage of Phaedra’s beach THOTwear over the years. Miss Lawrence says that it’s just too stank. The polls agree with Miss Lawrence at 72%.
Andy brings up Peter being on the Maui trip and how Cynthia alluded to hooking up with Peter. Cynthia says sex was never a problem they had in their marriage. Well, not sex with YOU anyway, Cynthia. And my Maui sources said that Peter ate breakfast alone in the mornings while Cynthia walked past his table to eat with Kenya. Cynthia later pretty much confirms they hooked up. She also confirms they had separate rooms and points out she did not invite Peter on the trip Todd did. As if that matters. It was all up to Bravo. They did not allow Matt to come on the trip. I guess Porsha filled the thug quota.
On to Bob… they show another scene with Sheree and Bob where Sheree is crying about Bob’s abuse and leaving her with small children to raise. Bob again reacts like an abuser. Miss Lawrence is asked if she was surprised by the revelation. She says as a feminist, she was surprised that Sheree would film with him again after the scene in the car. She doesn’t take men being abuse to women lightly. I’m sure they had separate rooms like Sheree and Bob.
Cynthia says she had only seen the fun side of Bob up to that point. She was shocked to see him make the statements that he did. She says that her heart broke for Sheree.
I keep waiting for the explanation about what the fuck Cynthia is wearing. It can’t possibly come fast enough.
But first, Miss Lawrence shares a story about being invited to what she calls “Obama’s finale party” at the White House. Andy asks her to repeat herself twice because he is incredulous that she was invited. So was Bevy Smith who will be out shortly. As the story goes, Miss Lawrence was dancing on the dance floor next to the former president.
A caller asks Cynthia why no one has exposed Phaedra as being the person who started all the shit between Kandi and Porsha. Cynthia says she has no idea. It seems like most of them were unaware at the time of filming. Which means Kandi will be coming for Phaedra at the reunion.
Cynthia says she has just started dating and is thinking about getting on a dating site. Andy says he will get her on Raya, it’s the site for celebrities and rich people. Cynthia is down with that idea.
Cynthia and Miss Lawrence do a walk off on the runway with various things to see who can be the sexiest with random objects. It’s was ridiculous. Bevy Smith was the judge.
Cynthia’s T-shirt is just a white T-shirt with black letters that has the first names of some supermodels listed on it. I even watched the after show postponing my viewing of The Bachelor finale hoping for an explanation. Nada.
I thought it was the worst look ever on WWHL! What did you think?