This is not a recap. I just want a spot to talk to y’all about how big of a douchenozzle Nick is. We are down to four. He has to send someone home before the bang cards are given out.
Before he eliminates one, Andi Dorfman arrives to give him her blessing on banging whoever he wants to with his bang cards. She says unless he really knows she is not the girl for him, he can bang them all. Because Lord knows she did. She had sex with Nick, and then sort of mocked his sexual prowess in her book, and lied to Josh, the man she gave her final rose to when he asked her about it. This was part of the reason they broke up. So clearly, Andi is now the go to girl for how to handle the bang cards.
Josh sends Corrine home, because he’s already banged her. That leaves Rachel in the final three. If she makes final two, this entire season is spoiled since she has already been announced as The Bachelorette. I wish he would have picked Corrine. I think she was perfect for him. Corrine went straight into character on her car ride home. She was fake from start to finish. Again, perfect for Nick.
Apparently the banging will happen in Finland. Finland is so gorgeous. I don’t think I have ever been to Scandinavia. I’ve been to Denmark, and for some reason I think that counts, but not really.
Why is this episode only an hour? It’s usually two. Raven tells Nick she loves him. She hasn’t ever said that to anyone. She’s only had one sexual partner and is ready to have two. She tells Nick that she has never had an orgasm during sex. I love Raven. I don’t want her to have sex with Nick. I hope he sends her home and doesn’t use his bang card. She basically tells him he is the first person she has been in love with. This is breaking my heart. Raven, YOU ARE WAY TOO GOOD FOR NICK.
Please Nick, have some human decency and don’t bang Raven.
Next week, The Bachelor is three hours. One with each of the two remaining bang cards plus THE WOMEN TELL ALL. I am not sure how this will jive with my DVR. But if I can, I’ll try to put up a post.
I NEED YOU GUYS TO TALK TO ME. Because who else would I admit watching this to?
Omg, I just can’t. I’m delayed in watching this as I was busy going to the store tonight. But something was off in the Final Rose ceremony editing when her eliminated her. I swear I thought a stream of snot was coming out of her nose one minutes but not the next. Argh.
I love Raven! I was “noooo’ing” when she announced on TV that no one ever frosted her cookies. No, girl! America can does NOT need to know that!!
I’m calling it now, Nick picks himself, ergo, no one at the end. He may want more attention as the first idiot to not find anyone. Because, gay.
Although, he looked like he’d do Andi again by the way he looked upon her in his suite while the gals turned into chick-cicles on the balcony waiting for him at the Rose Ceremony. Or maybe it was just girl bonding.
I think he picks Rachel and she turns him down. Hence, he gets to still be single like he wants and doesn’t have to worry about being crucified for wasting all the women’s time which he has definitely been doing. It’s a win for him and a win for her.
They never eat their meals in this show. Dammit, can I have their meals? Are they real food even??
Everyone must be watching Bates Motel or Vanderpump Rules. Sigh.
This season is terrible. Nick telling Andi that he basically doesn’t care about any of the girls left pretty much sums up the whole season. Worst bachelor ever. Raven is everything. I hope she doesn’t end up with him, she could do a million times better. Ughhh, thanks for a place to talk TT, wish I was not so invested in this crap, but nice to know I’m not alone!
Oh not only are you not alone, I have traveled to several places and even stayed in the room of a female contestent’s room and got the scoop in St Lucia.
I’ve also gone to Curcao at least twice based on this show. It’s a weird sickness. lol.
Side note: go to the movies. Have some fun. I went and saw Get Out! It was very good.
I gave up on watching the Bachelor several seasons ago and am only watching this season because of your recaps; they drew me in. Nick is creepy. i was very surprised he sent Corinne home. I also thought she was perfect for him. So it will be between Raven and [what’s her name?] in the final two. It has to be, doesn’t it? They wouldn’t have blown the ending that badly by announcing that Rachel is the next Bachelorette if it were otherwise, would they?
Am I the only one that doesn’t think Vanessa is really that into him? I could almost see her saying no if he picks her. I think she did like him at first, and the more she learns about the less attracted she is. Part of me thinks she wanted to go home when Corrine did.
What the hell would the speech be like if he chose no one? The whole, I love you but I love someone else more speech would be out.
Also, I really miss UnReal. I’m going to try and find out if it is coming back.
Tamara, I loved Corinne. I thought she was good TV. Yeah, she was acting up for the cameras, and probably trying to make a career for herself, but I give her props for that. Nick is probably doing the same. I kind of loved her done done done speech in the limo.
Vanessa has the same something something that Andi does. Just this “you better walk the line or I’ll slice you into small pieces” thing. I don’t really like Vanessa or Andi. Maybe Nick has a type? Or, maybe Nick just likes the girl from another country so he has a reason for it not to work.
My favorite was Raven and least favorite was Taylor.
I can’t believe I just looked this up. This is what my life has become. We are on Season 21. There have been eight times that The Bachelor did not propose. But only one time when The Bachelor didn’t pick anyone.
Season 1 Bachelor Alex Michel picked Amanda but did not propose.
Season 4 Bob Guiney gave Estella a promise ring. UM WHAT?
In Season 5 Jesse Palmer gave Jessica a plane ticket to come visit him or something
In Season 7 Charlie O’Connell chose Sarah but did not propose. They dated for a year or two.
Season 8 was Travis Stork He picked Sarah but they didn’t really date much afterward. (Two Sarahs were picked in back to back seasons. Weird.)
Season 9 Lorenzo Borghese, He picked Jennifer but did not propose.
Season 11 Brad Womack picked no one.
Season 18 Juan Pablo picked Nikki but did not propose.
Now I want to try to remember what Brad said to the final two.
That Brad tape has to be on YouTube or something. I missed most of those middle Bach seasons because these guys kept BS’ing and not really proposing & then they didn’t date the women afterward either. It seems to me the Bachelorettes had a better success rate after the show with the guys. It’s kind of a joke.
I totally agree with what you’re saying about Vanessa. I just feel she’s the type with high expectations for a husband with the very traditional Italian family now that they are several weeks into the process, she’s realizing he’s not fitting into the mold for a husband she’s imagined. (She needs to get over those high expectations.)
I figured out that Brad Womack did propose to some blonde chick named Emily. But on the After The Final Rose show, she had the rational reaction and said she wanted to postpone the wedding. I think she may have went a little further and said she wanted to “postpone the whole thing” and just continue to see where things went and continue to just date.
But who really wants to date for six weeks and get hitched right away in this day and age? I think they eventually broke up. I think what happened there is The Most Typical & Understandable Outcome of Bachelor/Bachelorette.
That Brad was pretty nice eye candy.
Wow, never realized that many didn’t propose! I believe Nick is too busy planning his future being on tv/famous to be worried about a future with someone. Highly doubt he’ll propose. You’re right about Vanessa, she seems pretty over it at this point.