I just noticed that WordPress ate my introductory comments. It was probably for the best. /shrugs
Rapid fire questions for LVP’s opinion.
- Katie and Schwartz fighting is bad for their relationship
- James cheated on his girlfriend frequently
- She didn’t see Scheana’s divorce coming, but it’s for the best
- Awkward discussion about Jax’s sexuality. LVP believes he was in a relationship with the guy from Miami, but she is not sure if penetration was involved. Andy seems startled by the bluntness. LVP tells Andy he knows about penetration better than anyone.
- She says Kristen loves to stir the post about the girl in Vegas.
Andy asks a series of Would You Rather? Questions. Each is a choice of a bad situation on Vanderpump Rules or a bad situation on RHOBH. She generally chooses Vanderpump Rules situations.

The most interesting choices were WYR be in Katie and Tom’s Wedding Party or Flash PK your whohah? She said she’d flash PK. Gag. Then the choice was WYR go down on Kentucky or apologize to Eileen? She chooses to go down on Kentucky. Again, gross visuals in my head.
A caller asks why LVP lets Max hang out with Jame. Seriously the questions have been so bad lately. Ask questions to find out things we don’t know and things we car about. Max is old enough to choose his own friends. She says Max is a good influence on James.
LVP says she will never be friends with Brandi again. She mentions that she is in the middle of the smelly coochie lawsuit and she really doesn’t want any part of it and she thinks Joanna should have dropped the suit. She said she thinks Brandi and Scheana resolving their differences is a good thing. Then she says that maybe Brandi should sleep with Mike Shay now that they have separated. This gets groans from the audience.
LVP says when it comes to Rinna, Kyle is a lot more forgiving than she should be. Well, LVP most friends are pretty forgiving to each other.
LVP is letting cuss words fall out of her mouth almost as much as James did. She’s clearly been served strong drinks. She is quite impassioned in her support of Dorit and says she doesn’t hear an English accent from her at all.
On the after show, which I never watch but just clicked the link, LVP says that she adores Lala and feels like she was treated harshly. She also says that Scheana feels a bit bad for participating in all of that.
LVP is full of BS.
Welp… she looked nice
Your heart wasn’t in this one (or your bias against LVP influenced you), because this episode had more fun moments than recapped here. Having said that, I understand that we’re lucky to get anything at all for this from yesterday, given what you’ve been going through and how the day went. <3
My heart hasn’t been in it for days. But in this case WordPress ate my first few paragraphs. I’m not an LVP lover, and she really didn’t seem to be herself on this episode.
This recap was funny. Way better than nothing and I’m thinking it’s funnyJax is still being brought up about Fl. I’m not surprised James is a cheater isn’t that how he started with Kristen oh wait she was the cheater. Oh they are a bunch of cheaters. Except Shay he seems to be the same one.
shay is the sane one. self medicating but sane
And see, for me, I am an LVP fan and I thought it was all rather blah. I liked her hair better tonight than what we’ve been seeing on the show. And I was shocked she’d rather flash her whohah at PK than be part of the wedding party…I’m hoping she just said that cause she’s friends with them…uh oh. NO!!! I just thought about how she is friends with Mohammad (he comes across as a little skeevy) and now PK…I think I have to rethink all this. Uhg!!!
LVP’s dress looked amazing but anyone else notice the changes to her face?
That face has been snatched… *allegedly*
LOL Another rejuvenation?
I noticed. It looks super um…full. Like if she were pregnant or gained a lot of weight to me. I thought her face looked fine, although very heavy on the makeup. It just didn’t look like her normal face.
Looks like face and neck lift to me. Hard not to notice. But, thought she looked good whatever she did. Surgery can’t fix her insides though! Lol
I thought Andy seemed totally over her. She seemed to be the only one laughing at her jokes and he came off annoyed. She is so self righteous still about being vindicated from last year. I don’t see Lisa R. being wrong this year clearing LVP of her shenanigans from last year. She is like a dog with a bone. She wants everyone to think she is the bees knees in all things (because Ken thinks so everyone else must) I feel like with Andy that has begun to change a bit. Not that his opinion should make or break anyone. I think she and Lisa R have a bit of a mean streak. But LVP carries it into the beyond.
Gosh I hope Andy isn’t over LVP–she brings what I like the most about the show. Who buys a condo for their kid for 600K+?!?! and then looks at furniture? Clearly I have no moral compass, but I missed the part where that was needed–from these shows I just enjoy the fun factor. I also like calling out the mean girls (Rinna–you are on the edge), but I also realize they couldn’t care less and so be it.
I don’t think Andy is over LVP, though he has seemed to like her less after each contract negotiation. She is not ever going anywhere. He biggest income is from her two shows on Bravo. And I would miss her manipulating ass on the show. She and Kyle are the central focus.
LVP is probably one of the few who gets paid well to be ganged upon at those reunions. She was smart enough to get a spin-off. She maintained a friendship with one of the housewives that is not going anywhere. So if Andy likes her less and less that means she is getting more and more. These other ladies can learn something. How poorly LVP manipulates some of her cast mates is Bravo’s fault.
LVP is still adorable, funny and owns Bravo better than many other housewives.
When you have boatloads of money and your house is worth god knows how many millions, 600k for a condo isn’t much. While I cannot relate, if I had her type of money and my kids were grown adults doing well and working hard in life, I might help them out that way.
(again, total speculation because I have neither kids, nor millions of dollars lol)
I enjoyed LVP on WWHL. She seemed really relaxed and like she was having fun. I thought she was very entertaining.
I agree, she did seem very VERY RELAXED. lol. I might have enjoyed it more if I were in a better headspace. 🙂
I loved LVP’s look on WWHL and she had fun with
it. This episode is why she’s still in my top 5. Although have you seen that big ridiculous emoji pictures she has of herself on Twitter? I follow a lot of her fans and see those things on my TL all day and then I see them in my sleep…why does it have to be so huge?
Ugh, I’m so over LVP. Kyle was right. She does try to manipulate all the chess pieces. She has gotten to big for her britches. She knows the power she was with Bravo. Also, almost everyone Andy asks who their favorite housewife is, they always say LVP. Why, I have no clue. I’d want her money but not her life.
I enjoyed the show. LVP had fun and so did I watching her. Rinna had no actual proof of last seasons accusations against LVP and after this years not owning it I don’t trust anything Rinna says. I think it was a sweet mommy thing she did in helping her children have a great place to live. It makes me miss my mom, if she were able she would have done the same for me.