I don’t normally recap this show and I am not going to start tonight. Exactly. I was going to reap Teen Mom tonight in real time now that Celebrity Apprentice is over. But I spent many hours today discussing the situation with the hate site and those attacking y’all on Twitter and it was all very sad and overwhelming. Suddenly watching bad parenting tonight kind of lost its luster. My head is literally throbbing with all the information I received today.
So if it is okay with you guys, I’d like to just make a few comments on the final four and enjoy my night watching The Bachelor and call it a night. I WAS UP AT THE BUTT CRACK OF 9 am on a conference call, y’all. NINE A The fucking M.
Raven’s hometown is in Hoxie, Arkansas. I love her. She’s amazing and gorgeous. She is who he should pick. But he won’t. I’ll tell you why I feel that way later. I love that Raven puts Nick on the back of the ATV.
I sorted even more emails during this scene. WHY WATCH THIS if the we have already been spoiled by production since she is the new Bachelorette.
The overly produced whore of the season gets to go to Bal Harbour. Some shop gave Nick $3,500 for his shopping spree that “Corrine” paid for. yawns Corrine professes her undying love for Nick.
Nothing odd about laying in bed with your dad drinking wine and talking about your boyfriend. Nothing at all. Neither is having your man chat with your nanny about your future.
I just realized that in the past the bachelors all fake asked the fathers for the girl’s hand in marriage. They are not doing that this year. And yet, Corrine’s father oddly says he is good with it anyway.
This is the chick who vomited on their first date. He kissed her immediately afterward and continues to keep her. This is his pick. It’s not hard to figure out. I think it will be Vanessa and Corrine in the final two. His choice, and production’s choice.
On the other hand, Vanessa’s SPED students are adults. And they seem to make Nick nervous. So who knows. He does lighten up eventually. Vanessa is great but I don’t see her with Nick.
Nick is actually asking for Vanessa’s dad’s blessing. Supposedly he did it with all the others. I must have missed that.