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WWHL With Erika Jayne and Parker Young

February 15, 2017 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

OMG Erika Jayne has a huge blond kinky wig. She is so ready to perform. She says it is actually three wigs. Her jumpsuit is to die for. I probably won’t get photos until the wee hours I will have to change them out tomorrow to give you the full effect. It’s a lot.

I’m not really sure who Parker Young is but I definitely plan to find out after Andy plays of montage of his shirtless Instagram photos. Dayum Erika wants to know where exactly he lives. He’s a hottie with an eight pack. We literally waited on live TV while Andy followed the guy and asked how old he was. His Instagram is Parker_Young and he is 28. He may be on the cusp of being too old for Andy. And he’s straight.

The first poll is do you think Rinna remembers what she said. 87% say yes. The other 13%, bless your heart, thanks for supporting my girl. Erika says she thinks pretty soon Rinna will get around to owning it. I think so too. I also think Rinna is really bad at lying. 

In a game Erika is asked if she flies private everywhere she goes. She said, “Not everywhere, I flew commercial here.” I am dying to know when she is staying. I forget where LVP stays but I assume it is at least there. I bet it is not Hotel Gansevoort  where they stick “the poors.”

Erika is asked what her reaction was when she saw the episode with Rinna and Eden. She replied, “She’s fucked.”

Is it snowing in NYC tonight? Because it really seems like it might be snowing. A lot where Erika is.

Parker is in love with Erika. When asked who is favorite RHOBH is out side of Queen Erika, Erika, who has been feeding him answers for everything all night suggests, “Say Kenya Moore, because she’s sweet.” When Andy says Kenya is not on RHOBH, Parker comes up with “Eden, or maybe Dorit.” So okay, Parker is good-looking but dumb. Erika became a bit less attracted to him with those choices. Rightly so.

The bartender is a UFC fighter or something. He is in love with her and wants her to walk out with him at some fight in Brazil. It would not surprise me if she did this. He also wants to be in a video. Andy must feel so overshadowed by Erika.

Eden Twitter something like, “Parker needs a real MILF, I’m single!”  Andy asks if Parker is single and again Erika answers for him, that he is.  Andy really wants to know and in a rare follow-up gets the truth out of Parker. He has been dating the same girl since she was 17 on and off. Then he makes it sound like they have an arrangement. I hope they do, or she will be unhappy with all of this. He says his girlfriend has a bigger crush on Erika than he does.  Erika says her son has been dating the same girl off and on for many years too. Andy asked why we don’t hear more about him. She says he is a real police officer in the streets so it would not be good (or safe) for him.  Andy asks if they are close. She says of course they are, he loves his mom and he lives with her. He’s her baby!  This is me saying, “Shout out to all the haters who think they know things they don’t know a damn thing about.”

 

A caller asks why she thinks Eden went to LVP to talk about Rinna instead of talking to Rinna. Erika says she thought that was very convenient. Which brings us to a poll question. Andy points out that LVP was thrilled when Rinna was sobbing and left early. So the question is, on a scale of one to ten, how happy was LVP about Rinna’s predicament?   Erika, Andy and I all agree she was a 10 on the happiness meter. The poll settles on 8. Erika says we will have to see how things play out. I mentioned in my recap tonight that Eden seems a bit off her rocker on Instagram. Like…just off.  I can’t explain it. But there seems to be a layer of meanness under that outer layer of Namaste.

OMG! I just realized this is the guy from Imposters. I love him!  I haven’t watched tonight’s show yet. A caller asked what it was like to work with Uma Thurman on Imposters. Andy is stunned! He had no idea she was on the show.

A caller asks Erika about her Valentine’s jewelry from Tom. She says she gets a piece of jewelry every year for Valentines’ Day.

Since she is not home, she has not gotten this year’s piece yet. Sounds like Erika has a very detailed prenup on her terms. You go, girl! Erika has been a bit lit for the whole show. I mean endless free margaritas before a show will do that to a girl. Especially if it is snowing.

Erika says of Kyle that she is very grounded, a showgirl and gets it. Andy asks what she means by a showgirl. She says she grew up in Hollywood. She gets it.

The Mazel goes to that hot felon who finally got out of prison and walked in NYFW. Because Andy loves him some felons. He said he hopes Juicy Joe looks that good when he gets out. Erika who is a motermouth tonight, asks who Juicy Joe is. Andy said it’s Teresa’s husband from RHOA.  Erika replied, “No, it’s New Jersey! So many felons! It’s hard to  keep them all straight!” Touche Erika Jayne.

I cannot believe Erika didn’t perform. I sort of thought that was her whole point in coming tonight.

P.S. (WHY AM I STILL UP REPORTING???) During the aftershow,  Parker is asked to play shag, marry, kill with  LVP, Dorit and Rinna.  Erika as usual is heavily influencing his answers. Marry LVP, Shag Rinna, Kill Dorit.  This is interesting because drunk off her ass Erika is feeding him the answers.

To be fair, Erika says it is her release date for XXPensive and she has been drinking since noon. And you know the weather in NYC seems to call for snow.

Erika is VERY into  Parker. Did I mention that?

Below you can see how rich Erika is…

 

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Erika Jayne, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL Tagged With: Entertainment News, Erika Jayne, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL, XXpensive

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  1. Noellemybelle says

    February 15, 2017 at 12:58 am

    I must say I laughed out loud all night a tipsy Erika. Snowing in NYC? Initially I was tempted to check the weather, but im just going to leave that alone.

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    • PiperM says

      February 15, 2017 at 3:43 am

      yes. Let’s leave it at that, although I wondered the same thing. I thought that Erika was pretty annoying tonight because I really wanted to hear Parker speak. I think Andy was equally as bummed that he didn’t get to flirt with him as well.

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  2. Opela88 says

    February 15, 2017 at 6:35 am

    I’m not an Erika fan, idk . She is a pretty woman, I support her show, good for her. But…. she’s as narcissistic as Beyoncé !

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  3. JustJenn says

    February 15, 2017 at 6:44 am

    Usually Erika looks flawless, but that hair…no.

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  4. Donna7 says

    February 15, 2017 at 7:06 am

    I’m enjoying Imposters too. Haven’t watched last night’s show yet.

    LVP on the happiness meter? 12 or higher.

    Reply
  5. Toni Lee Gildea says

    February 15, 2017 at 9:14 am

    I fell asleep before WWHL came on, so perhaps Erika looked better on the screen than the pics show? I just can’t with the striped jumpsuit. I love her.

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  6. RealHousewifeND says

    February 15, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Not loving the jumpsuit or hair. You’re right though TT, she was on fire tonight. I bet hubby wasn’t happy with the flirting tonight. That was over the top, even for her. I watched her on the E! Grammy fashion show and she was incredibly nervous and didn’t contribute much. She is a great entertainer though.

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  7. Margarett says

    February 15, 2017 at 10:24 am

    I may have to go to On Demand. What a fun recap! I felt as if a friend and I were watching and cutting up that guy and laughing ’til tears ran down our cheeks. Thanks!

    I love Erica! I was impressed that even though she was admittedly post margaritas she still maintained the ability to direct the questions and really the show. Andy was not in charge!

    Thanks again, Tamara!

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  8. Marsha Marsha Marsha says

    February 15, 2017 at 10:58 am

    I thought Erika was going to preform too. I am bummed that she didn’t,what a waste of 3 wigs. I think Erika had a big buzz going, she was a flirty one tonight. Then she said she was giving him motherly advice. I have a girl crush on Erika snow or no snow. Was Andy even there tonight?

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    • AKA Riley says

      February 15, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      Andy who?

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  9. Margaret Shepard says

    February 15, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    My first impression on seeing her was- what is a French poodle doing on her head? Cool performance outfit but the hair was a mite too big for that small space. She looked good though. Not watching this housewives show but bits here and there, however I was touched when she teared up talking about her son and saying her baby. No clue exactly how her marriage works but she sure flirts like a single lady.

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  10. Tee Dee says

    February 15, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Speaking of WWHL (and I should’ve posted this sooner), during the game segment LVP’s dress was considered trash. Of course she felt the need to jump on Twitter to make a noise about it. Small woman she is. Even Kyle had to correct that “trash” was the show’s choice of word. Who knows British humor means unable to laugh at yourself?

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  11. Will says

    February 15, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    During the Aftershow, they played Shag Marry Kill with Donna, Sprit, and LVP. And even though Erika was whispering her answers to Parker, she was easily picked up by her mic. I LOL’d when she said “Kill Dorit. Kill Dorit,” to him.

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    • Will says

      February 15, 2017 at 12:30 pm

      Ugh, I hate auto correct. That should say Rinna, Dorit, and LVP!

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      • Margaret Shepard says

        February 15, 2017 at 12:59 pm

        LOL.

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  12. Something Clever says

    February 15, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    LVP was an 11. Her sharp teeth were showing.

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  13. Petunia Jayne says

    February 15, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Her look was performance like , but she’s Erika Jayne and she famously SLAYS! She brings it , without seeming desperate. That’s a very rare and long forgotten gift- that in this age of shamelessly forgoing all dignity ( forget family and marriage) , is an undeniable gem. It’s the kind of shine that true stars simply had. So lacking in the “stars” of today. The fact she’s on a reality show and she’s 37 times more fascinating than the latest, Hollywood PR pushed “it” girls( hello Hennifer Lawrence, Brea Whomever, and Alicia Viking( can’t spell because….my point).
    I also disagree that she ran over him as much as, like the character he plays, he’s not a worthy adversary next to EJ/EG- and like TT mentioned, neither is Cohen!
    Done ranting, she’s not only attractive, fascinating, and an attention magnifier- she’s a good egg. Hands down!!! The rest are subpar and must be so sick about her casting.

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    • sundayhare3 says

      February 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm

      Absolutely agree with your comment 100%.

      Reply
  14. sundayhare3 says

    February 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    Queen Erika OWNED WWHL tonight! I haven’t enjoyed this show this much in ages. I think Andy was overwhelmed because he was flustered a good part of the night IMO. Parker is adorable. He and Erika were so darn cute together. I loved the bartender too. I LOVED that it was an all about ERIKA night. Who doesn’t have a crush on her! Finally a housewife that make women look smart, classy, a smart( but not evil) business woman), fun and crazy. (Even if it was surely “snowing” here in the N.E. lol) I just about peed my pants when she made that felon comment. I thought Andy was going to slide off his chair. SOOOOO funny.

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    • Peachy Keen says

      February 15, 2017 at 5:07 pm

      The felon comment was so on point.. Love EG!

      Reply
  15. MrPrez says

    February 15, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    Well, that was embarrassing. I felt bad for Parker since Erika refused to let him answer anything without her obnoxious drunk and high ass interjecting. And that wig? Tragic!

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  16. Jessica says

    February 15, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    Andy was pissy with her Erika tonight. She was a lot to handle but that is what you get with her. Doesn’t he know we want to see her being fabulous? She performed her new single the last time she was on when they unveiled the new clubhouse.

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  17. Ingrid says

    February 16, 2017 at 8:41 pm

    i thought Erikas look was amazing, but she totally overdid the contour and blush! Her temples were so pink! Her squad painted on way too much

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    • Cara says

      February 24, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      I hope this is ok to say. I have a sneaking suspicion that Erika was or is pregnant. Therefore the T-shirt dresses.

      Work with me on this: these ladies are all a size 0 or maximum 2. Erika looks fabulous, even if at, say, a five-month pregnancy. She’s a dancer, so she’s fit, and she can hide it. If they filmed Mykonos before the t-shirt dress episodes, then it’s possible.

      No idea what her prenup looks like, but she has no children with her very wealthy husband.

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      • tamaratattles says

        February 24, 2017 at 9:05 pm

        It’s okay to say. It’s just fucking ridiculous.

        Reply

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