I haven’t seen Vanderpump Rules yet, but here is the link to Lady C’s recap. So I am going to hit this show with a broad brush. Schwartz’ mom is in the audience and some website posted all of her financial business today which I found to be pretty unnecessary. I guess the long time speculation that Schwartz is a trust fund baby was wrong. She wasn’t really forthcoming one way or another about the Katie situation.
Sandoval was asked to give advice to the other couples. Schwartz and Katie could benefit from therapy. Kristen’s boyfriend needs to be present with the guys and not text Kristen their entire conversations when they hang out. Sandoval says that Kristen’s therapy has done wonders for her and he and Ariana are getting along fine with her.
Next week, the girls, led by Kristen, tell Schwartz that the root of Katie’s issues are some girl he slept with in Vegas. Um, are we sure it was a girl? Do they have him confused with Jax? The scene takes place with Schwartz in full on drag. He announces he is not going to marry Katie.
The polls were pretty dramatic. In a “Who’s you rather?” Schwartz beat out Sandoval 78% to 22%! Are you surprised it was that big of a win? I think it was those stupid white pieces he has been sporting in his hair lately. They seem to be gone now, and he looks much better.
Schwartz swear up and down that married life is fantastic and Katie is a fantastic wife, full of inner light. Yes, he did say that.
The guys won’t give any info away on Scheana’s latest conquest. I’m assuming he is deaf.
A caller asks Schwartz is he is embarrassed for Katie for the way she has acted this season. He says she has to take some responsibility for that but again, she’s come a long way, inner peace, love and light, blah, blah, blah.
Since the guys are away from their Valentines, this year, Andy makes them kiss. Again. Then they play a drinking game. Should have done that the other way around. The Toms played the game in high heels. Sandoval in particular was very good walking in heels.
Someone asked why Scheana isn’t speaking to Jax. Sandoval says that Tequila Katie is not the only rage texter out there. Jax does it to. He sent Scheana some really vicious texts recently. The Toms are sure they will make up soon.
Someone asks Sandoval who does his braids and how we can get him to stop doing it. Amen. I forgot to mention he has a French braid on the top of his head. There may still be white stuff in it too. I am trying not to look too hard. He also sprays his head with deodorant if he is going to be wearing a beanie because his head sweats.
The VanderToms immediately went out to hit the bars and the selfies with random chicks got posted. When I went to pull a photo, the second one came up. The Toms were in NYC without their female sidekicks last year for Valentines Day too! Again, on WWHL with a free hotel and plane ticket from Bravo. That must be the life.
Hm, so Katie just did a total personality 180 when they got married? lol. Unlikely
I honestly thought these two were a couple, but he’s married so great. I would want to be spending time with my wife but if they like it I love it.
Every time I see this show, I still can’t believe that Schwartz was actually ever admitted to college to study pre-med!!!
Any college freshman can say they are “pre-med” there is no lofty standard for declaring a major.You can be a “pre-rocketscientist” if you want to.
Um..so I now love you a bit more….Feel good soon, thank you for lightening life and Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your Banjo too.
Hi TT, it is nol that easy these days to study as a pre med student & the reason that I know this is because my child wanted to in Boston and didn’t make the cut and he is an A student currently graduating with a BA/BS from a nursing program, so currently the competetion up here in the Northeast is pretty hard.
Thanks!
I’ve never heard of a college that has a “pre-med” major. you can major in biology, or chemistry, or some science field, but colleges don’t have a major specifically defined as “pre-med”. When people say that they were “pre-med”, I usually assume that they haven’t been to college – otherwise, they would have known,
You can declare yourself pre-med. All this means is your advisor will advise you on coursework related to your medical aspirations. You degree will not be in “pre-med” it will be in one of the human sciences. But college students who are headed into the medical field via medical school, all identify as “pre-med.” Maybe it is a southern thing?
I thought it was just The Thing…I’m from the northeast , and anyone I went to college with (prior to me dropping out–late 80s-early 90s) declared pre-med, pre-law, etc. while taking required courses for bachelor’s degree in order to move on to their goal. I majored in predestruction….;-).
I think Sandoval was shocked at the poll results with Schwartz coming out ahead. The #1, #2 thing is cute and was a nice touch, but I think he really thinks of himself as #1. Even later in the show, every now and then he would get a look on his face that reminded me of how I feel when I’ve been trying to forget something upsetting and it suddenly pops into my mind.
Andy Cohen is obsessed with these two! He really likes Sandovalsnd actually looked a little hurt by their reactions after kissing each other. I’m wondering just how far these two will go just to stay on bravo! For some reason Schwartz’s comments on his marriage seemed a little too rehearsed.
Plus he kept looking at Sandoval for corroboration, which I do not think he got. Schwartz is cute though…the poll was right on. But why does he keep wanting us to know that he has a hidden dick? TMI!!
Schwartz looked terrified as he does on every episode we’ve seen him on so far, worried that he will say the wrong thing and have to suffer the wrath of Tequila Katie. I thought he was going to faint out of fear when he watched that preview of next week…lol I bet she told him what to say.. Katie is nice Katie is nice. repeat…is what she likely texted him before he went on air. I will give her a slight maybe of a chance that when she watched this season and realized what a bitch she was that she wants to redeem herself now, but if Stassi is still her friend …….Not likely to happen
Every year Tom Sandoval’s ego gets bigger and in his mind he rises higher above the cast in importance and his hair..I can’t..I just don’t get it. Is there anything out there that Tom #1(Sandoval) can’t do according to Tom #1(Sandoval) It must have killed him to say out loud on camera that he was now Tom #2 and I’m sure it lasted as long as the episode. I can just imagine the hissy fit he took back in the hotel room after that ” Who would you rather ” poll and he’s probably still crying about it…lol
Thanks for the re-cap TT. You always make me laugh xo
Isn’t that Mike Comrie who has just been accused of rape the same guy that Scheana Marie is dating?
Nice to see something that tickles Schwartzie’s fancy. How handy!
I really hope this show has a cast change for next season. I think they should change it up every 2 or 3 years. Fire Tom Sandoval, Ariana, Stassi, Katie, Jax – and replace these people with younger, cuter, smarter Pump workers. The old cast could sit on a bar stool every once in awhile and be a “friend of.” These old timers need to get real jobs and grow up. I would keep Sheanna, Schwartz (he will be divorced by next season) and Kristin – the rest need to move on – new cast, new adventures, more interest.
The problem with your new cast is that Kristen is essentially banned by LVP. The only one of your three that might occasionally pick up a shift during filming is Scheana. And her voice drives me insane.