In an effort to miss the Grammys because, depressing I watched Homeland, also depressing and forgot I was supposed to blog WWHL tonight. So I am behind. Let’s see if Phaedra drops any interesting information.
The other guest is Danille Brooks I have no idea who that is. Apparently she’s from Orange is The New Black. I don’t do Netflix so I’ve missed all of that. Danielle won a Grammy tonight for a song on the show.
The girl who plays Brittany Spears on next Saturday’s Lifetime biopic is the bartender. I’ve been remiss on my lesbian date night with Popcorn and Vodka lately but I definitely will have to get back to them next Saturday night. #LadyPond
Andy gives us a montage of Phaedra’s fascination with camel toe. Gross. Phaedra looks great. Her phone went off on the show. Really? She is on her full on high pitched fake southern belle mode.
Phaedra says she didn’t speak up about what she said about Kandi because she was there to bring the women together and she didn’t want to add fuel to the fire. Phaedra also verifies that the scene where she told the ladies about Kandi hooking up with Shamea was filmed without their knowledge. I believe I stated before somewhere that the ladies were on a filming break, yet still miked up when that footage was shot. Phaedra says she didn’t have a mic on. But they all did. They don’t take their mics off for shooting break. Phaedra also says that Shamea has been on the show for three years without a contract. She is clearly not a Shamea fan.
I don’t understand why there are always so many montages from that night’s show on WWHL. We clearly all watched the show.
Sidenote: I forgot all about Summer House. Apparently, it’s still a thing.
In a preview for next week, Porsha and Kandi go at each other and Kandi accuses Porsha of saying that she wanted to give Kandi oral sex until she climaxes. Really? I probably have a freak number higher than Kandi’s and that conversation is over the line even for me. Just noe.
Phaedra says that Apollo just sent her a text last night. Um, no. He might have sent an email, but not a text. She says they are cordial. She says that Apollo is “appealing the divorce.” Is Phaedra really an attorney? Apollo is not only not appealing the divorce, he is FILING FOR DIVORCE something it is becoming increasingly unlikely that Phaedra has ever done. She also acts like Apollo denied having a fiancée in court. Um, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t get to fly down to Atlanta in the middle of his sentence to testify in divorce court. I do not understand Phaedra’s bizarre stories surrounding this non-divorce.
Phaedra asked if she misses her friendship with Kandi. She says, “No.” Phaedra says that they haven’t had a conversation in three years. Andy says he likes a scene they have in their upcoming trip to Hawaii. Hmmm. What is that about?
After the break, Phaedra is asked how Apollo sent her a text from prison. She says she doesn’t know, but he did. MMMMM HMMMM. She offers to show it to Andy and he stupidly declines. Phaedra is asked if she wants Kim Biermann back on the show. She says she likes Kim and would love to see her come back. I started a post on Saturday about the ridiculous stories about the RHOA not wanting Kim and Nene back on RHOA for the tenth season. Most all of the women are still close with Nene and many of them like Kim as well. I doubt that they will both come back full time, but I would not be surprised to see as many former RHOA as possible make an appearance on season ten. But the two recent TMZ stories are hogwash.
Phaedra is asked which housewife she would like to go. She says that the show works because it is an ensemble cast and everyone plays their part. For her to say something that malicious about one of her castmates would say more about her, than them. Wow, Phaedra Parks takes the high road.