I have no idea why I am tired since I slept ALL DAYUM DAY. It was a cold wet, stormy day in the ATL, and I took full advantage playing hooky almost all day.
Andy is full of compliments for Kyle. Because, rich. Not that she doesn’t look great, she does, but you know Andy. I thought her makeup was a bit much. Kyle is a natural beauty and sometimes you just don’t need the heavy eye makeup and red lip. I like a red lip but that was not her red. I also hate gloss. But that is just me. She looks amazing and her mediocre makeup artist apparently accused her of having butt implants or fat injections or something. Kyle says what I was thinking about recently. If in 1982 someone had said that in 2017 huge butts would be considered a good thing, I would have laughed my ass off at their stupidity. Kyle points out that a big butt was never a good thing to her but people like it now.
Kyle says she just had dinner with her hunky husband, Maurico (they just celebrated their 21st anniversary) and PK and Boy George and Bethenny. Dorit is in Florida with her lover. I made that part about her lover up, but I don’t think this is real marriage. PK is gross.
I love Brad. Brad loves Erika Jayne.
Andy asks Kyle if it is weird to see what was actually said by Lisa regarding Kim. She says it is, They get the screeners a few days before the show to write their blogs. She says you hear trickles of things while filming about what the others are saying (especially her because she is a producer) but seeing it all play out is surreal. She says she actually likes Lisa Rinna but hearing these things and knowing Kim’s kids are going to see it is difficult. Brad says he loves Lisa Rinna and she is a great person, but he also feels bad that Kim’s sobriety is a storyline. Me too, Bradley, me too. Poll question, should Rinna just shut up? 88% yes,
Holy shitballs. Next week, Rinna tries to deny saying all the shit she said about Kim. As LVP says in her talking head. OWN IT! Dammit Rinna. I wish you would have just admitted it. Le sigh. Andy’s comment about the scene was “I’ve never seen Vanderpump happier!” Poll question, whose side are you on Rinna or Kyle and Kim? 87% Kyle and Kim.
The game is about things Brad tweets about the Real Housewives shows. The first one is that PK and Dorit should get a spinoff called The Weirdos. It was not him, but a piece of human excrement I cannot abide.
Kyle is asked if she thought Rinna’s concerns could negatively influence Kim’s sobriety. She says that was a concern at first but Kim is in a good place and she strong and happy and none of it bothered her. Is this a good time for me to point out that I am Twitter friends with Kyle and she reads here? Just thought I should mention than. Thanks for being kind. It must be very hard to be on a successful show and to go on a successful talk show and have to talk about your sister’s addiction rather than your accomplishments.
Brad has been with his partner Gary for over 16 years. They’ve been engaged for two. Brad was asked when they will finally get married. He says he doesn’t know. He says probably by the end of the year. Hurry up, Brad. It’s a new situation in America.
They talk about LVP thinking she owns the color pink. Kyle admits that LVP made it clear to the cast that was her color. I love that Erika refuses to not wear pink. Erika tweeted to Brad. He was thrilled. Brad says Erika owns pink.
Kyle is asked if LVP is jealous of her relationship with Erika. Kyle blows it off, but the clear answer is YES, YES, LVP is jealous.
Kyle is asked why LVP has Kyle’s back in her interviews but Kyle always seems to throw LVP under the bus. Kyle says “Oh please, I never say anything about LVP in my interviews I would not say to her face.” The important thing here is that all parties speaking actually call Lisa Vanderpump, LVP. I’m just saying, make of that what you will. #YouHeardItHereFirst.
Brad is asked if he would rather have one night with Mauricio of one with all of Erika’s dancers. Kyle laughs and says she is going to give him a little tip. Brad says he could say something about that and Kyle says let me give you a BIG tip. Brad says it would definitely be Mauricio. Good choice, Brad.
A Tweep asks, which RHONY did Bethenny bitch about the most at dinner. Kyle says that is highly classified information.
Brad is asked to leave Kyle out of the running and say who of all of the housewives has the best style and who is desperately in need of a makeover. Brad says best style goes to Erika Jayne (I would have said Cynthia) and for worst he didn’t want to say. He says he doesn’t know. Kyle says YES YOU DO. It seems like his answer would be Nene. But since she is on Fashion Police he can’t say it. I mean my god the woman goes everywhere in a men’s V neck undershirt! Frankly I am wearing one right now with my dirty pajama pants. But I am not out in the world at fabulous places.
A caller asks why Eden would got to LVP to discuss the Kim situation instead of going straight to her. Kyle says Eden didn’t feel comfortable with her.
Andy forces Brad to say who needs a makeover and he says Tamra from OC. Kyle says that is so wrong, there are many more that need one. Brad says in LA? Kyle thanks everyone for watching. Um LVP or Nene were the OBVIOUS choices.
Which housewife if you could only name one, needs a makeover?
PS Sorry I missed last night’s WWHL. I wil try to get to it.
Kims sobriety is fantastic and I understand having a sister’s back, but if is such a touchy subject, then Kim does not need to be trotted out to a parties every couple of episodes and edited to barely being able to get down the stairs while loudly proclaiming knee issues.
Housewive that needs a makeover:
RHOA: Phaedra.
RHOC: Shannon
RHOBH: LVP
RHONYC: Dorinda
Vicki, NeNe
After re-watching all of RHoBH I can honestly say LVP needs the makeover. Her makeup is too harsh and the hair is too long. She always looks better on Vanderpump Rules than she does on Housewives. Anytime she’s styled by a stylist tho she looks great.
LVP’s style is actually declining before our very eyes. The Pekingese hairstyle and too tight 90’s gear is really embarrassing.
+!! I feel like she’s trying to emulate Charo.
YES TN!
LVP desperately needs the make-over. I think the fact that Eileen is older and looks way better had goaded LVP into trying to up the ante. She’s failing miserably.
Kyle saying that Kim’s kids will see the show and that it will be difficult for them? How difficult was it for them to read about her arrests in the tabloids? How difficult was it for them growing up with an addict? Stop deflecting, Kyle. This is the enabling stuff that Rinna is talking about.
I think Eileen looked far better in her first season on the show with natural (? I’m guessing), shorter wavy hair – when she had her opening scene with Rinna, wearing all that beautiful turquoise jewelry, she looked like a movie star. The extensions and poker-straight hair look too severe on her in my very humble opinion.
Eileen is stunning, has aged very well and can wear anything. As far as Kyle is concerned, remember Big Kathy tasked her with the very onerous burden of taking care of Kim and Kyle takes it very seriously. It shows her character. Poor Kyle does the best she can and I imagine this has caused some friction between she and Mauricio over the years. Kim is ungrateful and manipulative towards Kyle. Kim is not sober. She is a dry drunk. Kim needs to get off the show, sober or not. Kyle has never bothered me as much as she does others. Kim, on the other hand, kept telling everyone, in every other sentence , that she was a child actor during the first season and that would drive me crazy. Then finding out that she has been an alcoholic all these years, shows she has experienced no growth for the last forty years. Until she deals with that trauma from back then, she will never move on in her life and that is tragic.
Has LVP been a guest on WWHL this season? This is Kyles’ 2nd or 3rd time I think. I watched when Kyle and Caroline Stanbury were on the Beverly Hills Premier night. Is it just me or has LVP fallen out of Andy’s graces? I love Brad and I bet he HATES having Nene on Fashion Police. Her presence undermines the show’s fashion authority. I don’t begrudge her a hustle but she has no place on Fashion Police wth the likes of Brad, an actual fashion authority.
Of course Kyle enables Kim, sadly that’s what families do. if kim is worried about her kids she would get off reality tv, I get it her options for a paycheck are limited, but healing herself and her family is more important.
no one can hurt kim, her children, or sobriety except Kim. Anyone that does NOT enable would know that.
Also enabler is not a dirty word. It’s a very complicated and loving word. It just never works. Kyle should not be offended.
LVP always dressing younger somehow ages her. I bet a simple hair change would do wonders.
I always think the HW’s look best when we catch them at home in their regular clothes and make-up
I love Kyle and Brad. Kyle was dying to mention her pick for who was most in need of a makeover. When Brad chose Tamra Kyle said she knew someone or someone’s who needed it much more. Would love to hear it. I agree Kyle is a natural beauty but gotta disagree on the red lipstick. Kinda obsessed with reds. Was hoping someone would ask what lipstick she was wearing. Ruby Woo not working for me.
I wish Andy wouldn’t play favorites. I love all the leagues of Beverly Hills except I’m not fond of Dorit.
I liked Kyle when people didn’t like her. Kim needs work, but she owns it and I wish her the best. I wish I could shake her sometimes then squeeze all her pain out. This family, like all wealthy and famous families don’t want to lid all the pains of life in the tabloids, so denial and enabling pursues.
Erika is not a girls girl and I’m loving it.
So what if Eden wants to project; her sister died. Her sister died. Give her a break. Have her back next year and she will grow on you. She’s way more likable than Dorit.
Much love Rhinna, you keep me smiling and laughing inside. Pill and smoothy party for six, anyone (kidding).
The problem with Eden is that if she is working the twelve step program, she has no business taking Kim’s inventory. Also, taking Xanax, not sober.
Yes! Finally someone says something about the makeup on WWHL. I follow the makeup artist on insta and it never looks as bad as on screen. Esp a few weeks ago with Stassi and Scheana, Andy was raving about the makeup but it looked so harsh and unblended!!
Kyle is so pretty that it’s hard to make her look bad. The makeup artist came very close in the photos!
I have always believed that a rainy day is the universe’s way of giving me time off to read and nap.
As far as CLASS goes, Kyle has always had the most class. She has always handled herself in a respectable manner. I have always liked Kyle, even when she was not very popular. I do not consider her an enabler for Kim. Kim is a big girl. If she wants to drink & take drugs, she will do it and to put any of that responsibility on Kyle or anybody else is wrong! Kyle is just trying to be her sister. My brother died 3 years ago of drug overdose and to put that on anybody else is irresponsible and judgemental. My brother was 50 years old and he made those decision. My family and I encouraged rehab but he didn’t want to do that. I have learned that if somebody wants to drink and drug they will do it no matter what help is offered to them. It is what it is! That’s addiction. I wish people would stop putting responsibility on Kyle – it is so wrong!
Why are you saying Kyle is a producer again? You were saying the opposite before. Andy on Sirius said no housewives are producers and wonders why he is always asked that question.
Cracking up about LVP needing a makeover. I recently saw a YouTube video of Charo, the Spanish entertainer, play guitar, and I LOL’d cuz she and LVP have the same late 60s/early 70s do.
For a woman with the Beverly Hills lifestyle, LVP is way out of touch.
Haha – I commented on the RHoBH recap to say the same thing about LVP / Charo. She used to be a very regular guest star on The Love Boat, and seeing LVP is like seeing Charo all over again.
But, when LVP is on Vanderpump Rules she kills it style-wise. Strange.
Bethenny could use a makeover, too. Her clothes last season were eye catching in a really bad way.
I’ve never watched RHoA, but I have been watching Celebrity Apprentice and absolutely love Porscha Williams’ style. I think a lot of housewives would do well to take a leaf out of her book style-wise. (And/or Laila Ali – both have incredible style).
I think Kyle is a great sister and loves Kim and is protective of her. You can’t make someone stay clean. Eden sounds Iike she cut ties with her sister before she died and obviously still carries a lot of guilt over that. Kyle is a different kind of person, it doesn’t make her an enabler it just makes her a human.
As far as the makeover? Oh, boy. I think LVP reaallly needs a makeover. She looks dated. And I agree with Brad about Tamra…she looks like a stripper.