I have no idea why I am tired since I slept ALL DAYUM DAY. It was a cold wet, stormy day in the ATL, and I took full advantage playing hooky almost all day.
Andy is full of compliments for Kyle. Because, rich. Not that she doesn’t look great, she does, but you know Andy. I thought her makeup was a bit much. Kyle is a natural beauty and sometimes you just don’t need the heavy eye makeup and red lip. I like a red lip but that was not her red. I also hate gloss. But that is just me. She looks amazing and her mediocre makeup artist apparently accused her of having butt implants or fat injections or something. Kyle says what I was thinking about recently. If in 1982 someone had said that in 2017 huge butts would be considered a good thing, I would have laughed my ass off at their stupidity. Kyle points out that a big butt was never a good thing to her but people like it now.
Kyle says she just had dinner with her hunky husband, Maurico (they just celebrated their 21st anniversary) and PK and Boy George and Bethenny. Dorit is in Florida with her lover. I made that part about her lover up, but I don’t think this is real marriage. PK is gross.
I love Brad. Brad loves Erika Jayne.
Andy asks Kyle if it is weird to see what was actually said by Lisa regarding Kim. She says it is, They get the screeners a few days before the show to write their blogs. She says you hear trickles of things while filming about what the others are saying (especially her because she is a producer) but seeing it all play out is surreal. She says she actually likes Lisa Rinna but hearing these things and knowing Kim’s kids are going to see it is difficult. Brad says he loves Lisa Rinna and she is a great person, but he also feels bad that Kim’s sobriety is a storyline. Me too, Bradley, me too. Poll question, should Rinna just shut up? 88% yes,
Holy shitballs. Next week, Rinna tries to deny saying all the shit she said about Kim. As LVP says in her talking head. OWN IT! Dammit Rinna. I wish you would have just admitted it. Le sigh. Andy’s comment about the scene was “I’ve never seen Vanderpump happier!” Poll question, whose side are you on Rinna or Kyle and Kim? 87% Kyle and Kim.
The game is about things Brad tweets about the Real Housewives shows. The first one is that PK and Dorit should get a spinoff called The Weirdos. It was not him, but a piece of human excrement I cannot abide.
Kyle is asked if she thought Rinna’s concerns could negatively influence Kim’s sobriety. She says that was a concern at first but Kim is in a good place and she strong and happy and none of it bothered her. Is this a good time for me to point out that I am Twitter friends with Kyle and she reads here? Just thought I should mention than. Thanks for being kind. It must be very hard to be on a successful show and to go on a successful talk show and have to talk about your sister’s addiction rather than your accomplishments.
Brad has been with his partner Gary for over 16 years. They’ve been engaged for two. Brad was asked when they will finally get married. He says he doesn’t know. He says probably by the end of the year. Hurry up, Brad. It’s a new situation in America.
They talk about LVP thinking she owns the color pink. Kyle admits that LVP made it clear to the cast that was her color. I love that Erika refuses to not wear pink. Erika tweeted to Brad. He was thrilled. Brad says Erika owns pink.
Kyle is asked if LVP is jealous of her relationship with Erika. Kyle blows it off, but the clear answer is YES, YES, LVP is jealous.
Kyle is asked why LVP has Kyle’s back in her interviews but Kyle always seems to throw LVP under the bus. Kyle says “Oh please, I never say anything about LVP in my interviews I would not say to her face.” The important thing here is that all parties speaking actually call Lisa Vanderpump, LVP. I’m just saying, make of that what you will. #YouHeardItHereFirst.
Brad is asked if he would rather have one night with Mauricio of one with all of Erika’s dancers. Kyle laughs and says she is going to give him a little tip. Brad says he could say something about that and Kyle says let me give you a BIG tip. Brad says it would definitely be Mauricio. Good choice, Brad.
A Tweep asks, which RHONY did Bethenny bitch about the most at dinner. Kyle says that is highly classified information.
Brad is asked to leave Kyle out of the running and say who of all of the housewives has the best style and who is desperately in need of a makeover. Brad says best style goes to Erika Jayne (I would have said Cynthia) and for worst he didn’t want to say. He says he doesn’t know. Kyle says YES YOU DO. It seems like his answer would be Nene. But since she is on Fashion Police he can’t say it. I mean my god the woman goes everywhere in a men’s V neck undershirt! Frankly I am wearing one right now with my dirty pajama pants. But I am not out in the world at fabulous places.
A caller asks why Eden would got to LVP to discuss the Kim situation instead of going straight to her. Kyle says Eden didn’t feel comfortable with her.
Andy forces Brad to say who needs a makeover and he says Tamra from OC. Kyle says that is so wrong, there are many more that need one. Brad says in LA? Kyle thanks everyone for watching. Um LVP or Nene were the OBVIOUS choices.
Which housewife if you could only name one, needs a makeover?
PS Sorry I missed last night’s WWHL. I wil try to get to it.