This episode is starting out promising. We are already packing for the trip to Punta Mita. It sounds like Rinna and Eilleen will be flying down a day behind everyone because Delilah is walking in NY Fashion week.
First Eden gets to see LVP’s closet. I would like to point out it is miles above Heather Dubrow’s closet. I do think the Dubrows have more money though. LVP has a gorgeous patio outside her master. This is where Eden and LVP have tea. Have we ever had a scene here before? Eden swears that she has never second guessed Kim’s sobriety. Really? She would be the only one who hasn’t if that is true. Eden is telling on Rinna to LVP. LVP has an ally against Rinna now and she could not be happier with the way things are going.
We have a dueling scene with Kyle and Rinna. Rinna can’t stop buying stuff at Kyle’s store. Rinna explains to Kyle that Eden is projecting her own relationship with her sister on to Kim and Kyle. Rinna is not owning up to all that she has said. Rinna says that Eden is coming from a good place.
Delilah is walking in Tommy Hilfiger. Rinna can barely contain her excitement. Delilah is a bit worries there will be drama between Rinna and Yolanda. Gigi was a part of the concept for this particular line and will open and close the show.
Camille’s daughter Mason is also walking in NY Fashion week so she meets up with Rinna. Kelsey still refuses to speak to Camille and co-parent. Rinna talks about her trepidations about being with the girls in Mexico. Camille says that Rinna needs to step away from the Kim and Eden situation.
Eileen is not going to NYC it seems. She is going to a therapist about dealing with all of the grief she has gone through. I hate when they televise therapy. This one seems pretty raw. It seems silly for her to be a day behind the others for a therapy session. What is better therapy than a gorgeous rental in Mexico?
Off to Mexico
Sadly, PK is going. UGH. Erika seems to think she is going to get a burrito in Mexico. She’s not. Real Mexican food is not at all like our Mexican food. Real Mexican food is generally covered in brown mole. At least in the authentic restaurants. When I went, I ate a lot of whole grilled fish on the beach. That was fantastic.
The house in Punta Mita is beautiful. There is minimal discussion over who gets what room because Maurico is making the assignments. It’s a business trip for him since he just opened a branch of The Agency there.
LVP doesn’t want to get in the sun, or in the water so she is not going to Jet Ski. But Kyle is taking Dorit on hers and Erika is going solo. Erika goes FULL OUT right from the start. Kyle is overly cautious. Erika takes an early tumble but gets right back on. Erika says it’s her Georgia redneck coming out in her. Got a Jet Ski? Go fast! Got a car? Go fast! Kyle freaked out and immediately went to see if Erika was okay. Erika’s response. “Yeah, of course!” Kyle was also worried about Erika’s sunglasses which she was smart enough not to wear.
LVP starts talking to Kyle privately on the most beautiful walkway ever on the grounds of the home. She tells Kyle about Rinna saying she doesn’t think Kim is sober and that Kim is near death. The enabler comment really got to Kyle. Kyle is pissed that Rinna didn’t own up to what she was saying about Kim when they were at her store. And here comes the best
scripted line of the night. Kyle says Lisa Rinna needs to sew her fucking lips shut and LVP responds with, “You’ll need a lot of thread.” Kudos to the writers.
Maurico says they are eating tuna for dinner. He caught it yesterday. No one believes him but he claims to have
receipts pictures. I love this scene, it’s just so pretty. Erika looks amazing and has an intricate braid. Looks like she flew her glam squad down. She talks about how she’s great at fishing. Again, it’s a Georgia thing. I used to go fishing when I lived in Tallahassee, often with I guy I was screwing with and then I tried it a couple of times on my own. My problem is I need someone to take the wiggly fish off the hook for me. I solved this but just cutting the line with the fish in the cooler and stringing on another hook. It’s much easier to dehook the fish once it dies.
At the dinner table, Maurico’s providing the meal causes someone to bring up Harry Hamlin’s cooking skills. Kyle points out that Mauricio, even when they were dirt poor wanted to hire a handyman to do the things that needed to be done around the house. So Kyle ended up honing her handyman skills. Maurico told her there are literally no Jews who do that sort of thing. Is this why the Jews don’t like Jesus? Because Jesus was a carpenter. I’m just saying. The tuna is a big hit.
Kyle and LVP announce at dinner what Rinna has been saying about Kim. Was Eden really not invited to this shindig? Because Eden and Kim are the primary topics of conversation and neither of them are there.
Then PK of course tries to put in his two cents even though he knows NOTHING about anything being discussed. This leads to Dorit telling the Xanax in the smoothie story replete with a discussion of Rinna’s ziploc baggie of pills. This show is a lot like Big Brother. You need to be the first up and the last to bed on Big Brother or people will plot against you. On RHOBH if you are the last one to arrive, you will be discussed to death until you get there. They also learn that Eden takes Xanax as well. Erika is the only one who says she doesn’t have enough facts to feel either way about it.
The next day, Kyle is pissed at Rinna and it is almost time for her to arrive with Eileen. When she does arrive, everyone is in or near the pool eating. LVP appears to be in a negligee. Kyle is in the water in a swimsuit. Erika has on an XXpensive t-shirt and cut off jean shorts. Rinna comes in happy and greeting everyone and Kyle ignores her.
Wow, the preview was for the rest of the season. It looks like a lot of shit hits the fan when they go to Hong Kong. PK and Dorit make Erika CRY! I am FURIOUS about that. Next week everyone comes for Lisa Rinna and she’s crying too. Bitches.