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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Joe Giudice Scores Job In The Prison Gym

Joe Giudice Scores Job In The Prison Gym

February 6, 2017 by tamaratattles 16 Comments

Jailbird Juicy
We are just over ten months in to Joe Giudice’s car ride to fat camp. According to Juicy, he should be out in about nine months!   According to my favorite immigration attorney, he’s fucked.  And will be moved to a deportment facility at the end of his 41 month sentence. Those are not nice. Perhaps we should start a protest movement.

But today he has some good news, USWeekly reported today that Joe has gotten a work upgrade to working in the prison gym!  He’s make around a hundred bucks a month to wipe sweat off of dumb bells or whatever that job entails.

Mama Joyce’s streets say he has lost a lot of weight. Which is great because Teresa has been busy getting medical treatments to zap what little fat she still has.  She’s recently gone quite blond and seems …um.. REALLY HAPPY.

Something tells me that she is not preparing for a move to Italy.

I almost feel sorry for Juicy Joe. Almost.

And I do want to see the hot workout photos. Sue me.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ Tagged With: Bankruptcy, Entertainment News, Felons By Bravo, idiots, Joe Giudice, juicy tomato, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

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  1. Pam says

    February 6, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    awww I thought you was going to say “as a bottom”..hehe

    Reply
  2. Marc says

    February 6, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    I wonder if Tre will try to reach out to her former reality show boss Donald Trump ?

    Reply
    • Pam says

      February 6, 2017 at 11:50 pm

      not on her life!! anybody whose face is on tv cannot afford to be for trump. Good thing the majority is little people.

      Reply
  3. Misha11 says

    February 6, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    I don’t understand why Joe isn’t a citizen. Wasn’t he here as a teenager? I thought he and Teresa met very young in high school or something. He’s been in the country a long time. I’m confused.

    Reply
    • Pam says

      February 6, 2017 at 11:21 pm

      misha, he wasn’t born here…he didn’t become a citizen legally. Our immigration law was created waaay before trump. He has to go through the process which should be easy since his parents are legal immigrants. The real question is WHY didn’t he??

      Reply
  4. LA_in_KY says

    February 6, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    these people get what they deserve. This couple really grosses me out. Shame on these assholes. I have known people that have gotten time for growing and selling pot. I cannot believe how light their time has been

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  5. Jrleaguer says

    February 7, 2017 at 1:05 am

    How in the world is he making $100 a month in prison? I know they pay something for their “jobs”…but $100 a month?
    Bad enough that our taxes go for his meals, medical and bed in prison, but now we also pay him $100 to mop up swear? SMDH!

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    • Jrleaguer says

      February 7, 2017 at 1:08 am

      ***SWEAT

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    • Dee Queens says

      February 8, 2017 at 9:40 am

      both are lowlife tax evaders, fraudsters who knowingly/willingly committed numerous crimes thinking they were above the law–should have gotten hard time

      Reply
  6. Nikki says

    February 7, 2017 at 9:47 am

    Joe is not getting $100 a week. No federal prison job pay that much… Teresa should call her old pale Trump and ask Trump to give Juicy Joe a pass since she said she was voting for him! Let’s see how her good friend saves her husband… HA!

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    • justanothermary says

      February 7, 2017 at 10:01 am

      Her buddy Trump may be the reason he gets deported. Trump wants to get very tough on getting criminals who are here illegally out of the country. The thing I’m wondering is, would Italy accept Tre since she is an American felon? With what’s going on in the world today, immigration is becoming more and more difficult all over.

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 7, 2017 at 4:40 pm

      You are correct Nikki. It was supposed to be per month. I fixed it.

      Reply
  7. Donna says

    February 7, 2017 at 11:39 am

    He’s been in for 10 months? Wow, time flies when you’re… No, it doesn’t. Who am I trying to kid?

    Reply
  8. Calipatti says

    February 8, 2017 at 2:48 am

    Teresa would not go to Italy with Joe even if she was allowed. She believes herself to be a star, she has fans. (vomit) Tre will say she has to stay here with the girls yet the girls would probably do well over there — after a settling in time.
    I don’t care anymore about these two, stay, go or doesn’t matter.

    I think the NJ franchise has run its course, its on life support.

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  9. LC says

    February 9, 2017 at 3:55 am

    Somewhere out there Danielle Staub is laughing… I remember how hard Tre went after her. When the REAL fraud was her all along. lol Reality TV has no moral compass. I wouldn’t be surprised if they cancelled NJ and gave Teresa her own spin-off showing her not just juggling with comprehension of the English language but her struggles as single mom. smh

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    • Donna says

      February 9, 2017 at 7:44 am

      While Tre can sometimes bungle the English language, she is completely fluent in Italian. There are HWs whose English is far worse and it’s their only language. I’m looking at you, Ramona, Vicki, Tamra, Danielle, to name a few.

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