I just got finished watching The Wall, on NBC. It’s just a simple game show but it was such and emotional roller coaster tonight. So I’m hoping that there is some levity on this episode, even though I know The Great Gatsby party is going to be emotional. Check out the real time report and photos on the party here. I did not know they held the party at my new Malibu estate! God I love this property.
Poor Lisa Rinna’s BBQ is airing on the same episode as Kyle’s fancypants event. Harry Hamlin is making a bunch of blueberry pies. Lord knows if Harry Hamlin wants to eat, he’s going to have to learn how to cook.
Eden is the first to arrive. She gives Rinna and Harry a bottle of love. It’s an empty bottle with the word “love” on it. Next to arrive is Dorit, who goes right for a big hug from Harry, who she has never met, but practically humped. I can’t say as I blame her. Kyle and Erika arrive and Erika talks about Harry’s world famous meat. I think she is referring to the BBQ. Rinna’s daughter are star struck to see Erika Jayne there.
Eden immediately starts talking to Dorit about Kim. Dorit tries to tell her to drop the subject. Dorit has to skip out early for her son’s preschool meeting. I’m not sure I believe that, I mean couldn’t the nanny just go? But okay. Eileen and Kyle talk about how nice it was that Eileen and Kim had such a nice conversation at Kyle’s party. But of course Eden is there and proceeds to tell Kyle that Kim was mean and abrasive to her. Even Rinna is mad that Eden is stirring the pot at her BBQ. Kyle says that Eden is injecting herself into things she doesn’t know anything about. Erika tries to tell Eden her expectations of a warm welcome from Kim are unreasonable. Eden grabs Kyle for one of her long awkward hugs.
Harry’s meat is a huge hit. Obviously. His blueberry pie is also very well received. Harry was the only one we saw actually put food in their mouths.
[Insert stupid scenes of Dorit working out by the Astroturf wall here.]
It’s time for Erika to shoot her Y & R scene. Actually, it is more of an audition. Erika was great. She took direction very well. She was really nervous, and I could not even tell.
On the ride to the party the discussion was about Eden. Mauricio was not pleased to hear that Eden had called Kyle an enabler. He says she has no idea what she is talking about. Everyone went all out for their costumes. Eileen got to borrow stuff from the Y & R Wardrobe. Erika was stunning. Her glam squad outdid themselves. Everyone marveled at my new Malibu estate. The weather was a little chilly. But who cares? There is an absinthe bar! That should be enough to warm them all up.
Kim walks in with her vape pen and clunky hells and is filmed awkwardly trying to get down the stairs to her sister. Production really does Kim no favors.
Kyle is agitated because the heat lamps are not working, the moon isn’t bright enough, the DJ is in the wrong place. And he sister is sitting next to her just taking it all in. So of course Eden wanders over to the two of them and kneels down to speak to them like one does when talking to a toddler. This should go well. Kyle is ready to wring Eden’s neck. Eden keeps talking about how she sees Kim and Kyle as a reflection of her and her sister. In her talking head Eden says that Kyle doesn’t want to deal with any of Kim’s issues. Bitch, SHE HAS BEEN DEALING WITH KIM AND HER ISSUES HER WHOLE LIFE. You’ve met her briefly twice. Shut the fuck up. Kyle tells Eden she is not an enabler.
Kim straightforwardly tells Eden that Kyle does not enable her, she doesn’t know a thing about their relationship. and people in recovery are not supposed to judge others. Good job, Kim.
As this conversation is going on PK and Mauricio chat with Rinna and Eileen. PK says that the two of them look like the two muppets in the balcony commenting on everything. Shut up, PK you look like an old fart with weird skin that reminds me of condoms.
Meanwhile, back at the AA meeting, Kim and Kyle very straightforwardly tell Eden to but out of their relationship. Eden tries to say that every one of the housewives asks her opinion on Kim. That is not true. But now, she is about to put the blame squarely on Rinna. LVP, who we haven’t seen hide nor hair of this episode really because she “needed a break” blogged last week that it was all Rinna’s fault that Eden is attacking Kim and Kyle all the time. In a talking head, Eden says Rinna brought all of this information up. And where is Lisa Rinna now? WELL, IDIOT, if you’d care to get your nose out of Kim’s asscrack long enough to come up for air, you would see that Rinna is with Eileen laughing and enjoying the party! You should try it.
Finally, Kyle and Ken show up. When LVP acknowledges Erika, Erika tells LVP that she looks quite regal. LVP responds with thank you, now don’t try to steal that crown. Erika shoots back quickly, “What crown?” heh. PK is immediately standing in between Erika and LVP trying to insert himself into the conversation. #SoThirsty
Eileen and Rinna seem like the only ones actually enjoying themselves. They are drinking and doing the Charleston by the fountain.
Camille and Kim have a quick chat. Kim tells her she is “going away tomorrow.” Probably not the best turn of phrase, but when Camille asks if it is with a hot guy, she says yes. I’m thinking this was Kim’s community service trip to the horse farm. Camille says she can’t find a man. How is that even possible, she’s lovely and beautiful and rich! Camille tells Kim that she and Eden could end up being friends. She mentions the hard landing for Brandi meeting Kim at game night, and they are fast friends now. Kim says that will not happen.
Eileen and Rinna are hysterical walking drunkenly to the “warm porta potty.” It’s actually one of those big trailers with portable bathrooms. Because, Maurico.
Later, Eileen and Erika are very supportive of Kim. Kim appreciates the sentiment. From Erika.
LVP and Eden have a chat about Kim while PK was sent to step and fetch a drink for LVP. LVP is smoking a cigarette on a very long silver cigarette holder. LVP makes it crystal clear that Eden is to get out of Kyle’s business. What she said exactly was, ” We got started off on the right foot, and I’m happy about that. But my other foot will kick you in the ass if you start messing with my friend Kyle. ”
Next week: The gang goes to Mexico. Erika Jayne get thrown off her jet ski pretty hard. Delilah walks in a Tommy Hilger show with Gigi. Eden talks to LVP to get her ass out of the Kyle sling and blames everything on Lisa Rinna.