I love that right away, Andy is making a mockery of Sheree Whitfield serving “mimosa on a folding table in her driveway.” He HAS to know she still doesn’t live there and likely never will, right? RIGHT?
So I just went to try to find a photo of Sheree or Andy on Instagram and the first thing to pop up is Marlo who has retweeted a photo of her next to Sheree on the bus to the campsite. Sheree is wearing a light colored plain top. MY WATERMARK IS ACROSS SHEREE’S CHEST. I cannot stop laughing.
Andy’s first question to Sheree is as usual, “Are you wearing She By Sheree tonight?” Bwahahaha, Sheree has a very conservative look tonight. It’s very PTA meeting night at the clubhouse. Or maybe I am just used to elderly housewives with their boobs hanging out.
Apparently Kenya is making fun of Sheree’s janky brunch setup on Twitter saying Sheree is always making fun of Moore Manor but Sheree is entertaining on a card table on the sidewalk.
I don’t think I covered the conversation on the bus between Marlo and Hazel on my recap. Marlo announces to the bus that she will hosting an “Ask Marlo” segment at the camp site where they can all ask for her opinion on anything she’s like, fashion, men, where she gets her money, anything. Okay I made that last part up. But Hazel, who had never met Marlo wanted to know why they would be asking her. She wasn’t being shady, she was literally confused and whispered the question to Kenya who relayed it to Marlo. Marlo did not take that well and went after Hazel a little bit by letting her know that she was more fashionable than Hazel. So Andy does a poll. Do you want fashion advice from Marlo? 90% said no.
Andy shows of a photo of Cynthia who was a judge on Miss Universe today. I’ve been following her journey on Instagram and she was so excited and nervous to be a judge. Wonder if that doesn’t make Kenya just a wee bit jealous though.
Andy plays a montage of all the weird noise that Sheree has made this season.
The number one question for Sheree is, “Why are you so shady this season? You are instigating a lot.” Sheree of course denies she is instigating anything. Which is a lie. As you can tell because her lips are moving. Did she just say that “Your word is your bond?” So why are so many people suing your for non-payment, Sheree? #blinditemreveal
Andy asks about Bob’s sweating. She says he’s just a big guy she doesn’t think it’s a medical problem.
Andy asks if she has fully moved in to Chateau Sheree. She swears she is fully in. She says she has spent the last three holidays in the house. She’s been there since Thanksgiving. ROFLMAO. Walking into the house and taking photos of your family sitting on the staircase is not “fully in.” She posted a photo at Christmas where she has put up some flowers from a florist. The florist also posted a photo that clearly showed no appliances in the kitchen. Andy says, “You know there is a lot of speculation out there…” She says she knows, she just “let’s them talk.” Because she has already tried taking me to court and that didn’t go so well.
Andy holds up “Sheree’s book.” I wonder if one of her kids will read it to her?
Andy asks about Porsha lying to Shamea tonight about not sticking up for her. Sheree said, “That was bad.” Yes, Sheree. Lying is bad.
Andy asks what Sheree thinks is the true story on the rumors about Kandi’s sexuality? Sheree says that she thinks Kandi has admitted to being with women in the past, they just didn’t know it was Shamea. Then she says, “Just kidding! Just kidding!”
A caller asks why Sheree is on the show just to trash talk Kenya. Sheree claims she never attacks Kenya, she just retaliates. Um, Sheree made ugly comments about Kenya’s house within the first minute of this very show.
Someone asks when did Sheree and Marlo become best friends? Sheree says they live in the same town and they both work out. So they’re friendly. I mean what is she supposed to say Marlo asked her to be her friend for camera time and Sheree has no storyline so it was a mutually beneficial business arrangement?