There has been no shortage of ridiculous lawsuits brought by housewives over the years. Sheree Whitfield spends a lot of time suing people but Joanna Krupa may have her beat in the frivolous lawsuit department.
I’ve been watching the smelly vagina case starring Joanna’s Krupa’s lady bits who are offended that Brandi Glanville said here lady garden was not exactly sweet smelling. I’ve never understood this case. Joanna has tied this case up in court for years, insuring that her chuckalina is discussed in intimate detail at least every six months. And it’s time to talk about her snatch once again.
I generally follow this news on the Miami Herald but even they seem to have lost interest in the case. On January 24, the case was finally handed over to a judge to set a trial date. While the Herald has yet to post a story, TMZ if reporting a win for Brandi in the latest round. That site claims that Joanna will have to bring in her OB/GYN records from 2005 through 2007 as official documents to support the cleanliness of Krupa’s hoo hah. In addition, she will have to bring in and correspondence between Krupa and Lisa Vanderpump, Mohammed Hadid and Andy Cohen related to the scent of her clam. I’m wondering if TMZ got that last part wrong, it would seem that correspondence between those three and Brandi would make more sense. I believe all three of those Bravolebs have already had to sit for a deposition.
I’m also a bit confused about the dates for the doctor’s records. I believe the comment was initially made in 2013. Perhaps the dates of 2000 to 2005 were years that Joanna either dated, or was a yacht girl for Mohammed? I guess we will have to wait for The Herald to get a story up before this all makes more sense.
In as much as a case about a smelly clam can be logical.
Ok, I finally stopped laughing again over this to regain my faculties and comment. I just don’t know why anyone would want to file a lawsuit that would require courtroom discussions over whether their snapper was regularly served sweet or salty. I’d be MORTIFIED.
SLM your comment wins the internet. Yes this whole lawsuit is unbelievable.
I agree! Not only embarrassing, but down right disgusting! Gross.
Between you and Tamara with the colorful and extremely hilarious names for that woman’s secret garden, I just can’t!?????
Snapper! I’m dead?
It keeps people talking about her in a sexual fashion. That’s what her ‘brand’ is. Not much else to offer.
But to me the brand selling the notion is supposed nastiness and not something I equate with sexually except to say “ugh”. It’s just nuts. What are they gonna do in court? Have medical experts with charts with ranges and “healthy” levels of things? Good Lord, is this gonna be a jury trial? Heaven help us all. Something is seriously wrong here yet I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t know, I personally think Joanna is very vindictive. In the middle of that battle on WWHL between Joanna and Brandi, she said “no wonder her husband left her” which resulted in Brandi saying Joanna has a smelly pussy. Brandi has made it no secret since her divorce and time on RHOBH, she was broke or always taking up jobs for money or how filthy rich everyone but her was. What better way as revenge for Joanna is to drag Brandi in a legal case that will cost her money. On many occasions, Brandi has stated that the case is costing her money and her inability to save money or provide what she wants for the kids. Let’s face it, Joanna is suing her to make her broke. Even on RHOM, she was shady and bitchy not only to her friends/paid friends aka costars, but her own sister.
Well if that’s the case, I feel bad for her. She has some deep issues going on there to be so vindictive and willing to open herself up to such scrutiny. I mean, she’s known as the woman who may or may not have been so nice “down there”. That’s just stupid in my opinion and it’s also vindictive against herself, in a way.
but now Brandi has access to some deep pockets, so Joanna is fucked.
That’s just what I was thinking, TT. Gone are the days of volunteer lawyers from Twitter. This case should be over soon.
In my Sheree Whitfield voice, “who gone fuck her now boo”, with news of her tuna casserole plastered all over social media not to mention bogging down the courts. This is a severe case of conscientious stupidity.
No man is gonna pay for someone else’s lawsuit. They aren’t married and barely started into a relationship. But it is the quickest way to frighten the guy away as who needs this kind of trouble or publicity.
The man is in love with her, and a millionaire. He’ll help her out with attorney fees. I totally think the new guy and Brandi will get married. Brandi has met someone who actually like her for her. That is a magical thing.
I have thought this same exact thing for the longest time. I think Joanna knows she’s doing herself no favors by keeping her vagina in the news however she will take one for the team if that means making Brandi’s life miserable. She is vindictive and she does take low blows however if anyone deserves it, it’s Brandi, in my opinion. I tell Joanna, you go girl. LOL
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
But chuckalina was your favorite, right?
That sounds like a type of rodent.
Chuckalina, Chuckalina smelly little cunt
Chuckalina reek, Chuckalina grunt
Chuckalina what’s the difference if your snatch smells rank?
When your twat is full of gunk you’re a gross skank
Question for all the Google lawyers on here, since I’m too lazy to look it up myself. When I worked in a Dr’s office, we kept current patient files in office. Those who hadn’t seen the Dr within 12 months got boxed up and sent to a medical storage facility. If we didn’t request them for a certain amount of time, they would then get destroyed. I can’t remember how long of a time it was though. Does anybody know how long Florida is required to keep records?
Anyway… my question about her medical records is, would she even be able to obtain them? I know in the last ten or so years, I’ve moved and been to several different Docs.
It’s late and I’m rambling, but what happens if she can’t get access to them?
So let me be sure I understand it correctly – the classy RHOBH has not only pantygate, but also a pussygate?
PETA add I’ve always had an issue with. I ain’t no saint, never been close, and God forbid if my past was going to be open info.
I’d get a sugar daddy to. Make.it.go.away!! 🙂
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HATE THE PETA CAMPAIGN PICTURE.
Go Joanna. A line has to be drawn somewhere on what people can or can’t say on TV. Brandi is a fool and doubt her rich boyfriend story since she’s still acting like a drunken fool at that club.
So, you’d like to rewrite the first amendment? And just decide what can be said and what can’t? There are already slander and libel laws on the books. Joanna has no case.
What Spunky said!
Every time you post that PETA picture I throw up a little bit in my mouth. I realize that they are all giant stunt queens but come on. How does that monstrosity deter someone from wearing fur?
This lawsuit just shows how classless both Brandi and Joanna are. Brandi for telling this rancid tale in public, and Joanna for filing a lawsuit. So now Joanna just needs a doctor to say it smells like a garden down there ! LOL good luck.
I find it so hilarious and crazy it’s something that we actually are talking about. Cracks me up! 🙂
How is this really a thing? Ladies can’t we all admit to ourselves that “occasionally” our lady bits smell? Seriously, I know I’m not the only one. And on occasion my arms pits smell a bit too! I practice good personal hygiene and shower/bathe daily, visit my OB/GYN annually etc. I’m STD free and on occasion particularly on a warm summer day or after a tough work out at the gym or God forbid I laughed too hard and had a “Vicki dribble moment” my puss my smell. My husband my prefer it to smell like sweet almond oil, but trust me, he will enjoy it salty as well. ?
Now, if my pits stick he may redirect me to shower….but my point is “Everyone smells sometimes”. I’m sure there is a children’s book out there on the topic.
Lol yes it is called “Everyone’s Pussy Smells”.
Yeah,but the Detroit Tigers’ 2018 pitching staff will smell MUCH WORSE than Joanna Krupa’s lady parts!!!