It seems like an odd time for Nene to be on WWHL but I’ll take it! Nene was there an hour before showtime dressed and ready to go. I think that means she’s had an hour of cocktails with Andy so this should be good. Oh wait, Nene changed from what she was in an hour ago. When I look at the other picture it looks like she might still be on the vagina rug in the old clubhouse.
Andy asks if Sheree should get back together with Bob. Nene says no. Andy asks why not, she says “Because Sheree doesn’t like Bob.” Both Bob and Sheree are seeing other people. This is as close as Nene can come to pointing that out.
Andy plays a clip of the last time Porsha was on WWHL talking about how she doesn’t know why Nene doesn’t talk to her anymore. When I searched for the link I didn’t find anything. I remember now that I was not up to posting at that time. I liked a title from her time on WWHL in 2014 though, so I just linked to that. You might like it too! Nene says that everything Porsha said about Nene not returning her calls is a lie. Nene says that Porsha has not spoken to her since the reunion when she tired to tell her to use her words and not her fists. Porsha got offended and hasn’t spoken to Nene since. Nene says Porsha went straight on to Dish Nation and bashed her and all of her coworkers. Nene says she was only trying to give her good advice as she always has.
Sidenote: I went to Trader Joes in Buckhead on Saturday. My route took me right past SWAGG the store that Nene is promoting for Bow Wow’s mom or whoever owns it. There were three cars there when I went past the first time around 3:30 and on the way back there were about a dozen. That is a very expensive piece of rental property. I hope the owner knows what she is doing. Nene has been a good little partner when it comes to putting the place on her Instagram as if she is in there every day.
Nene says Porsha didn’t really welcome her when she surprised everyone in Jamaica. She says no one really wanted to see her back. Everyone wants to be the queen and when the queen is there you can’t shine. Nene says that she talks to everyone else all the time.
Andy asks in the poll “Does Kenya provoke people?” And I thought it was going to be 100% yes. But it was only 95%. As Kenya said, they all provoke each other. That is what they get paid to do.
Andy asks about the rumor that the ex stripper named Paris in Sheree’s book she paid a ghostwriter to write, is about her. Nene says probably. Everyone wants her in their book if they want it to sell. She hasn’t read it. Newflash: Sheree probably hasn’t read it either.
Regarding Cynthia’s divorce, Nene says she thinks happiness is number one. If this makes Cynthia happy then get a divorce. She still speaks to both Cynthia and Peter.
When asked about Kandi’s relationship with Shamea, Nene says she doesn’t know about Shamea in particular (oh yes she does) but that Kandi has said in the past she has dipped in the lady pond.
Andy asks about Mama Joyce going to see Phaedra’s divorce lawyer. There is a photo on the screen and Nene is like, “Hey isn’t that MY divorce lawyer?” Everyone wants to be like Nene.
Regarding Riley’s dad showing back up. Nene says it is never too late for a parent to step up and do the right thing.
Next a game of Swag or Hag.
First up, Sheree’s Mama Joyce wig? HAG
Kenya’s underboob in the white halter confessional? They seemed to have bleeped Nene but the graphic says SWAG.
Porsha’s huge bun with the halter dress? HAG.
Kandi’s confessional dress that smashes her boobs? HAG.
Cynthia’s causal look with long braids. SWAG.
Phaedra’s prison jumpsuit visiting Apollo. HAG Again either Nene got bleeped or my DVR is acting up.
Next week on #RHOA, Porsha brings a doctor’s note from a shrink saying that she needs her sister to come on the trip to be her companion dog. Or something.
A fan asks Nene why Bob Whitfield is so damn sweaty. Nene wonders how the hell she is supposed to know that.
See the Mandonna question above. It was the only decent photo/video of her dress I could find for you thus far tonight.
Nene and Kim are still friends and Kim sent Nene a bunch of her Kashmere line a for her birthday a few weeks back.
Someone asks about Marlo calling Kenya a “mini Nene.” Nene throws some Mariah type shade at Marlo saying, “I can’t believe we are talking about Marlo. When y’all gonna give her a peach.” heh. Andy says, “I don’t know, do you think I should? ” Nene says if Andy was going to give her one that would have happened a long time ago so it don’t look like she will be getting one. #Shade. I think it would be GREAT if Marlo got a peach at his point and Nene still was not asked back. Give her Porsha’s. Or Phaedra’s. Andy Says that she wanted Marlo to get one many years ago. Nene says that’s true. Many years ago. She was a good friend to Marlo and tried to help her out, but she was also very thirsty. Translation, when Marlo came on that season and sidled up to Kenya against Nene, Nene dropped her like a hot rock and never looked back.
A caller asks what Nene thinks of Kim’s constant denial that she has had facework done. Nene looks shocked. Andy explains his relentless attempts to try to get Kim to confess to a nose job. He asks Nene if she thinks Kim has had a nose job. She says yes.
A caller asks Nene her thoughts on Matt and Kenya’s relationship. Nene takes a very long pause. Sometimes she just says nothing. I thought she was going to just do that. But then she said she really doesn’t have a thought on them. She never thought he was a match for Kenya. That is true, she said that from the very beginning. How right she was. She probably knew about Matt’s issues before any of us did. At the time I just thought Nene might be being a bit shady. I think differently about it now. Nene says it is just a bunch of drama and it is very unfortunate. Andy asks if she knows him at all. Nene says she has met him and been around him a few times and Kenya seemed like she really like him. Nene never thought he was the one. If anyone was to bust out her windows they would be out immediately. I agree with with Nene. Nene seems almost sane tonight.
Nene is asked about Kandi and Phaedra’s breakup. She says that Nene says she is okay with the split, but the way they are splitting is a problem. I get the feeling that Phaedra might not have been in the list of people Nene said she was in touch with at the beginning of the show. Nene says that Kandi has been holding stuff in for years about Phaedra. Nene says that she is loyal to her friends until they are disloyal to her. And if someone keeps shooting at her, she will eventually fire back. She is clearly on Kandi’s side. Nene says she is okay if “Kandi wanna blow her head off every now and then.” Nene says she’s fine with that. Then she laugh manically.
Thank you caller who asks what her relationship status with Phaedra is. Nene says Phaedra is just like Porsha she has not spoken to her since the reunion. Nene again says that a lot of stuff went down in Jamaica that we did not see. She says when she arrived in Jamaica, she was pretty much only cool with Porsha and Phaedra so she was expecting a warm welcome. She did not get that from them. Nene was shocked by their constant whispering about her and their obvious upset that she was there. Andy says he is shocked about Phaedra in particular. Nene says Phaedra has not said a word to here since the reunion. Nene says that Porsha claims she did not know she moved into Nene’s neighborhood. Nene says that Porsha had been to her house for her ladies luncheon. Remember when that was one of Nene’s money making schemes? Andy says that Porsha said she had called Nene and Nene never called her back. IS ANDY NOT LISTENING? Nene has said that was a lie at least three times now. Nene says she’s the girl that will call right back. Ain’t neither Frick nor Frack calling her.
Andy tries to make Nene pick between Moore Manor and Chateau Sheree. Nene is getting very good at handling herself and not falling into Andy’s traps. She says they are both very different homes and she has not been to either one or to Lake Bailey although they all have invited her. She says they are all different and beautiful… including hers. Andy asks how her “big ass mansion” is. And instead of saying devoid of any furniture she didn’t get for free, just like Sheree, she says, “Ask Porsha.” Nene says. “She don’t know I live dere. You don’t know I live dere boo, but you was over dere eatin’?” Nene is NOT having Porsha tonight. There are lots of “whooooooooooos” from the audience.
OMG. Andy’s MAZEL goes to Kim and Brielle Biermann for posting mother daughter ass selfies. He says, “It’s always nice when you can flaunt what your mother’s doctor gave you!” So mean. So true. He tries to say he is just kidding and they both have beautiful asses that are natural. MmmmHmmm.
The jackhole goes to Tom Brady’s weird warming jacket from his playoff game today. Then he says that is the second weird jacket he has seen this week. Then he throws up a photo of Kelly Anne Conway’s unfortunate inauguration outfit. It’s sort of fife and drum gone wrong if you missed it. Then he makes fun of the whole “alternate facts” thing that happened in the news today. Trust me, if you don’t know, you do not want to know. It will just make you anxious.