Please Note: I have not watched Vanderpump Rules yet tonight! Please don’t discuss the show here. Lady C’s recap is coming soon!
I am just checking in to watch the flirtation between Jax and Andy. Britanny should be nervous about that. Before the show even starts, Jerry O’Connell is a last minute change to the show. He somehow managed to fall back in his chair, breaking the chair and spilling a drink all over before the show began, so he is sitting in a random chair they found back stage. We’re off to a great start.
Oh, it appears that Jax’s gay for pay time was discussed tonight and will continue to be an issue for Kentucky’s mom next week. How does Kentucky not know about this? Jax denies it again on WWHL even though the poll found him guilty by 86%, Suddenly, Jax jumps up and kisses Andy on the cheek and then Jerry joins in to kiss him on the other one. Andy was thrilled.
Jax says if having gay friends makes him gay then he’s gay. No Jax, being gay for pay makes you bisexual. Or perhaps “fluid” as the kids say these days. I hate that word, “fluid.” It’s just sounds like “bodily fluids” to me and that term skeeves me out.
This show is halfway over and it’s been pretty much nothing but clips. I’d probably trash this whole recap but since a lot of people can’t stay up to watch, I guess they will know now that they didn’t miss anything.
After the break at the midway mark, they have found a spare guest chair for Jerry.
In another poll, we are asked if Jax’ roast went too far. 83% said no. Even Jax agrees. So does Jerry. He has prepared his own statements to roast Jax.
Here is what Jerry said, ” I love going to visit Jax at the bar. He makes the best roofies. I love Jax’ complexion. It reminds me of tan mom. Sorry about that whole situation with the breasts that you had. It reminds me of deflategate.” To the Gronk brothers at the bar Jerry said, ” Don’t ever loan Jax one of your Gronk Fitness T-shirts. He’ll leak all over it!”
I can’t believe I just typed that out.
A caller asks Jerry to Shag Marry or Kill, Jax and the two Toms. Jerry says he will kill Schwarz for his behavior toward Katie on tonight’s episode. Shag Sandoval and marry Jax because he is there and he doesn’t care what happened in Miami. The newly betrothed couple have a serious bro hug.
Jax is asked by a caller if he has wedding bells in his near future. He says they have only been dating a year, so as of today, no. He says possibly in the future. Andy asks what the age difference is. He says about ten years. WOW.
They play a game a where Jax has to answer questions about the women he’s dated. He gets them all wrong.
A caller tells Jax she named her dog after him. Now that is appropriate.
Jerry is asked to pick an All Star cast of five housewives. Andy tries to lead him because time is almost up. From RHONJ Danielle Staub, RHONY, Dorinda, RHOA Nene, RHOBH Vanderpump, RHOOC Vicki.
Since we have little to discuss about this, which five housewives would you pick for an All Stars season?
Jerry does a hilarious impersonation of James from #PumpRules as foreplay for his date with Jax later. It was really funny. I’m betting it will be up on WWHL’s Youtube by dawn. Go look for it.
The Mazel goes to Asa for having her baby!
The Jackhole goes to Josh and Heather Altman for announcing her pregnancy with a cake that looks like a baby actually being born. No one wants to eat that.