Please Note: I have not watched Vanderpump Rules yet tonight! Please don’t discuss the show here. Lady C’s recap is coming soon!
I am just checking in to watch the flirtation between Jax and Andy. Britanny should be nervous about that. Before the show even starts, Jerry O’Connell is a last minute change to the show. He somehow managed to fall back in his chair, breaking the chair and spilling a drink all over before the show began, so he is sitting in a random chair they found back stage. We’re off to a great start.
Oh, it appears that Jax’s gay for pay time was discussed tonight and will continue to be an issue for Kentucky’s mom next week. How does Kentucky not know about this? Jax denies it again on WWHL even though the poll found him guilty by 86%, Suddenly, Jax jumps up and kisses Andy on the cheek and then Jerry joins in to kiss him on the other one. Andy was thrilled.
Jax says if having gay friends makes him gay then he’s gay. No Jax, being gay for pay makes you bisexual. Or perhaps “fluid” as the kids say these days. I hate that word, “fluid.” It’s just sounds like “bodily fluids” to me and that term skeeves me out.
This show is halfway over and it’s been pretty much nothing but clips. I’d probably trash this whole recap but since a lot of people can’t stay up to watch, I guess they will know now that they didn’t miss anything.
After the break at the midway mark, they have found a spare guest chair for Jerry.
In another poll, we are asked if Jax’ roast went too far. 83% said no. Even Jax agrees. So does Jerry. He has prepared his own statements to roast Jax.
Here is what Jerry said, ” I love going to visit Jax at the bar. He makes the best roofies. I love Jax’ complexion. It reminds me of tan mom. Sorry about that whole situation with the breasts that you had. It reminds me of deflategate.” To the Gronk brothers at the bar Jerry said, ” Don’t ever loan Jax one of your Gronk Fitness T-shirts. He’ll leak all over it!”
I can’t believe I just typed that out.
A caller asks Jerry to Shag Marry or Kill, Jax and the two Toms. Jerry says he will kill Schwarz for his behavior toward Katie on tonight’s episode. Shag Sandoval and marry Jax because he is there and he doesn’t care what happened in Miami. The newly betrothed couple have a serious bro hug.
Jax is asked by a caller if he has wedding bells in his near future. He says they have only been dating a year, so as of today, no. He says possibly in the future. Andy asks what the age difference is. He says about ten years. WOW.
They play a game a where Jax has to answer questions about the women he’s dated. He gets them all wrong.
A caller tells Jax she named her dog after him. Now that is appropriate.
Jerry is asked to pick an All Star cast of five housewives. Andy tries to lead him because time is almost up. From RHONJ Danielle Staub, RHONY, Dorinda, RHOA Nene, RHOBH Vanderpump, RHOOC Vicki.
Since we have little to discuss about this, which five housewives would you pick for an All Stars season?
Jerry does a hilarious impersonation of James from #PumpRules as foreplay for his date with Jax later. It was really funny. I’m betting it will be up on WWHL’s Youtube by dawn. Go look for it.
The Mazel goes to Asa for having her baby!
The Jackhole goes to Josh and Heather Altman for announcing her pregnancy with a cake that looks like a baby actually being born. No one wants to eat that.
real housewives all stars:
RHONJ….caroline manzo
RHOOC….vicki gunvalson
RHOBH…..lisa vanderpump
RHONY…..jill zarin
RHOA….nene leakes
RHOM…..lea black
RHOP….karen hugar
RHODC….mary amons
this wwhl was pretty boring. those chairs that andy has for the guests look so uncomfortable. maybe that is why jerry tipped over.
From
NJ-Caroline
Dallas-Leann (only one I can remember)
Atlanta-Kenya
BH-Vanderpump
OC-Dubrow
Miami-Alexa
NY-Sonya
Imagine Dubrow and Sonya in the same house! Heather would be appalled lol. Or Caroline’s reaction to getting ribbed by LVP’s British humor. Remember Caroline’s reaction to Teresa’s Olive garden joke? Oh the fireworks would be amazing. Lol
oops, i forgot dallas!
My five Housewives All-Stars would be…..
Kyle, Vanderpump, LuAnn, Cynthia, Erika Jayne
RHOBH – Vanderpump
RHOOC – Jeanna
RHONY – Dorinda
RHOA – Cynthia
RHONJ – Caroline
RHOD – LeeAnn
RHOP – Karen
Oooohhhh!! LVP vs. Jeanna K! I love it!
My all-star lineup consists of women who could make good tv together. That doesn’t necessarily mean ripping each other’s hair extensions out on the regular. I like light, clever and calculated banter, too.
All star alpha dog lineup: Bethenny Frankel, Heather Dubrow, Erika Girardi, Kenya Moore, Gina Liano.
Because I, like many of you, cannot resist a 50-car pileup – no fatalities, please! – I also compiled a second list.
All-star hot mess lineup: Brandi Glanville, Kim Richards, Kelly Dodd, Jacqueline Laurita, Porsha Williams
Oh, how about an All-Star Housewife edition/season! Set them up someplace central, maybe Chicago or Denver, in a big, grand house and let them have at it. It would be SO fierce, and a sure ratings bonanza!
My HW faves would be..
RHOM- Lisa H (my all-time HW fave, period!)- Bring them back!!
RHOC- Vickie G
RHONJ- Caroline, Kathy, Jacqueline- all great!
RHONY- Heather; Dorinda a close second
RHOBH- Erika!!!!!!!!!!!!; love to Kyle and Kim, as well
RHOM/Melborne- Petitfleur! Love to Lydia also
Those other two cities- ZZZZZZZZZZZZ- wake me when they are cancelled!
Oh, I forgot Atlanta! Gotta give it to Kenya, Kandi, and Cynthia- and giving Kim her own show was genius; she is HILARIOUS, and she doesn’t even appear to know it!
And- HWs I would never watch again, if I could swing the axe-
Vanderpump
Teresa
Shannon
Porsha
Bethanny
Ramona
Gambol
Lea
Carlton- Ew!!
I rarely watch WWHL but this one was pretty funny. Such a beef cake episode, too! You know Andy was loving it. Jerry was hilarious. I also loved the Gronkowski brothers as well.
I didn’t see it yet, but love the Gronks were there!
Housewives All-Stars cast:
Tamra (RHOC), Bethenny (RHONY), Ramona (RHONY), NeNe (RHOA), LVP (RHOBH), Erika (RHOBH), LeeAnne (RHOD)
This episode irritated me here’s why. Andy kept badgering Jax about being gay. So what if he is. Maybe he doesn’t want to come out. The hypocrisy is what I have a problem with. The community always seem so against harassment of any kind yet Andy just kept at it. People kill themselves after being outer. I guess I expected more from Andy for some reason.
Andy and Jax have a close relationship. Andy is not outing anything. It’s been a topic of discussion for years. Jax’s male sugar daddy from MIami has even been on the show. No one is going to kill themselves.
I know. My nephew is gay so perhaps I’m a bit sensitive. I actually think I just realized Andy is not my cup of tea. Love your blog
RHONJ….Danielle Staub
RHOOC….Vicki
RHOBH…..Erika Jayne and Camille “Pernicious” Grammar
RHONY…..Ramona
RHOA…..Kandi and Kenya
RHOD…..Stephanie Hollman
RHOP….Karen Huger
Erika Giradi-BH
Kandi-ATL
Kyle-BH
Heather -OC
Bethenny-NYC
Kim Bierrman -ATL
Real Rich Bitches Only need apply
OC. Tamra
BH. Brandi
ATL. Porsha
NJ. Teresa
NY. Bethenny
Ring the bell and clear the room !