It’s time for the next episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything in life seems like a blurry blip in time since the last time we came together for this. I am quite behind in getting started and very slow-witted tonight, but I shall plod forward in a sloth like pace. I am looking forward to this episode, because Erika and Kyle go to Mykonos. Something I cover for you in real time here. I also want to actually WATCH this episode, unlike my usual sort of listening and typing about what I hear. So let’s get this big fat gay party in Mykonos started!
I love Erika. I love most of the women on this show. If they would drop Dorit next season and bring Eden on full time the cast would be perfect. I am not sure that Eden will ever get bumped up, “the nice friends” who are actually wealthy and kind are always cut out. I miss you Lizzie, and Joyce! I think the “friends” should be the shit stirrers not the full timers.
I love Erika’s straight up disgust with offended people. It reads just like something I have said. It seems everyone is quite easily offended these days. #NotMyProblem
Erika’s video shoot for XXpensive looks like a lot of fun. Rinna and Eileen were there to watch the whole thing. Eileen is a bit obsessed with Erika, and who can blame her? She says in her confessional that she thinks since she brought Erika on to Y & R then Erika should let Eileen be in one of Erika’s videos. I could actually see that working. After Erika leaves, Rinna and Eileen vogue and get silly on her set. I love them together.
[Insert stupid scene with Dorit and PK here]
Kyle and LVP
I love watching people drive to Malibu, but I would get a huge case of the vapors if I were ever on the PCH. So dangerous looking ! These two and their spouses are in Malibu to give some free advertising to one of Mauricio’s listings. It’s like Million Dollar Listing meets RHOBH. It’s a massive 17 acre property. I love how Kyle says, “My husband went from being an agent “for someone else” to opening his own company five years ago. I have to say that Mauricio’s company is INCREDIBLY successful for a five year old company! This site just turned five and it takes all I have in me to keep all the plates spinning. I haven’t even had ads for the last month (I know you see like two but I do not have an adsense account so those really the old agency being sneaky) or two because my ad agency appears to be going bankrupt and is not paying and I had all my eggs in one basket. It’s a daily adventure trying to hash out new ad rev deals. Hopefully, y’all will be complaining about all the ads soon enough.
This looks like new construction. It’s magnificent. I think I am going to send the listing to my sugar daddy, NAA. Because, $120 million is totally pocket change.
Kyle says the drawback to Mauricio’s success is that he is working 24/7. I get that. I used to argue with my brother the businessman about his schedule when he couldn’t come to certain things. But you are your on boss! I would say. And his response was, “Exactly.” Now I get it.
LVP loves Portia who is there with the foursome. She is so ready to be a grandma. She says he name will be Nannie Pinkie. #Cute Portia, who is what? 8? 7? Already has named her future yacht, “Rosé, you say?” Which is a great name. And a sure sign she is officially a Rich Kid Of Beverly Hills.
So there is a whole scene to discuss Rinna bringing up Kim’s drunken behavior and arrests. On every show, there is always that one husband who wants to BE a housewife. On RHOBH, it is Ken. Ken and LVP tag team Kyle telling he that Rinna is inappropriate. Then LVP starts listing all of Rinna’s transgressions against Kim out of context including the text Rinna sent Kim about “Fucking her up” right in front of Porsha. Seems like Nannie Pinkie needs to learn how to speak in the presence of children. Then proving my point that Kyle, as the only housewife with a “producer credit” does not have control over editing, we get a long montage of Kim and Kyle fighting. Why is this necessary? Do we want to relive this again? I don’t.
Rinna and Eden
In one of those annoying she said/she said scenes we see Kyle and Eden shopping for yoga pants while discussing Kim, and Kyle. Eden feels like Kyle was not welcoming to her at the party. She said she felt she had an energy of disinterest in her or something. Rinna thinks that Eden should talk to Kyle because Kyle would not want her to feel that way.
Lisa tells Eden she doesn’t think Kim is completely sober. She says that Kyle enables Kim. I don’t think these conversations are appropriate for the show. I don’t think these conversations are appropriate. Rinna is concerned that Kim could die. I don’t need this heavy shit tonight.
And yet, we are going to have yet another scene with Kyle, Eden, and Rinna. Kyle has her mother’s wedding ring. I have my mother’s as well. My mother’s was not ten carat total weight like Kathy’s though! Maybe the next time I change out rings, I’ll be rocking a wedding set. I haven’t done that in a while. Eden is way too pushy with Kyle. She basically asks her if her mother was an alcoholic (meaning the ring was scripted) makes judgement about Kim. Personally, I think Eden is probably correct about Kim but Eden doesn’t even know Kyle, and once again, this discussion of Kim between a stranger and her sister is inappropriate. I am not loving Eden anymore.
Do we know why Max is adopted? If I did I forgot. Maybe just because? At any rate, they are going to see the attorney that facilitated the adoption to because Max wants to know more about his genetic history. There is nothing wrong with this other than, I really thought we were going to get to Mykonos tonight and it looks like that will be the tail end of the show to tease for next week. #Disappointed
Ah, LVP explains she was able to have more children but she wanted to adopt. And she heard of Max who was in foster care and she just wanted him. I love when LVP is genuine. It’s very touching. Lisa says in England she and Ken asks to adopt four more children when she was 35 and they were turned down for being to old. Wow. Better to leave them to foster care than to give them a home with two loving parents? Lisa gets emotional talking about when they got Max at the airport and walks out of camera range. #MoreHeavyStuff
FINALLY WE ARE TAKEN TO GREECE
I love Greece. I love Greek men. I love Greek olives. I love it all. I almost booked a trip to Greece last year because you can get some really good deals on the Greek Isles now. I am over the whole Mykonos scene now, and was thinking of staying on Paros, a smaller very low key island. The producers tell us that Erika’s house was rented for $50K a week. I’m not buying that. Greece’s economy unfortunately continues to struggle despite more than one bail out.
When Kyle arrives, Erika gives her a gorgeous room with a Juliet balcony overlooking the water. There is not screaming and yelling about who gets what room. Erika loves Kyle. I like these two together.
Dorit takes Rinna and Eileen to lunch to discuss #Pantygate. AGAIN. This is supposed to be a makeup meeting. Dorit says that she had a few to many drinks that night. Dorit, like many of you, feels like Eileen keeps bringing it up. Yet, here we are with another scene that Dorit orchestrated. Surely she sees how filming works by now.
Can we just all stop to stare at how beautiful Eileen is at 57 years old? She is really just stunning. Sorry. Distracted.
Also this hotel they are drinking water at is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
Rinna says that sometimes she says things in a way that is not always the nicest, but truth is, she is always right. Rinna is the Tee Cee of RHOBH.
In the end, they all make up. And I am still mesmerized by Eileen’s beauty. When I was growing up watching Days of Our Lives with my mama, I thought the woman who played Hope was the most beautiful person in the world. Now, I am pretty sure it is Eileen. She drop dead gorgeous and kind. #EndFanGirlRant
I am so disappointed that we only got four minutes of Mykonos. But it looks like next week we get a performance by Culture Club and Erika’s concert performance. UF would have love this upcoming episode. 🙁 And sadly, Eden calls Kim’s “sobriety” into question. I am not saying she is wrong, I just don’t want to see it. 🙁