I am just going to give y’all a place to chat tonight about Celebrity Apprentice. In the first competition the teams had to create a four photograph sales presentation for motorcycles. Kyle took her first turn as project manager and Carson Kressley took the lead for the guys. Carson posed nude on a bike, but ultimately decided not to use that photo in the four. In a choice that left some feeling uncomfortable, he brought in Alaska Thunderfuck, from Ru Paul’s Drag race to pose for one of the photos. Jon Lovitz rode as a priest in another. The concept was that the motorcycle was for everyone. Kyle did a photo of her and Lisa Leslie to show how the bikes could be modified for all sizes and shapes. Laila Ali did a great shot as well. Porsha’s shot and Brooke’s shot were not great. Brooke’s husband was supposed to ride on the back and he refused. This was the big issue that caused Kyle’s team to leave. At the boardroom, Kyle brought back Porsha and Brooke and said under duress that Brooke should go home. Porsha TOTALLY threw Kyle under the bus and said Kyle should go home. Porsha is playing this game to death.
In the end, Brooke was sent home. Kyle skated by for a third time. I literally typed that before it was announced. I was surprised that Arnold sent home Kyle. I thought that Kyle answered a question about who donated the most money to her she named names. We have not gotten to the fundraising challenges yet. So that is weird.
For the second challenges, since the vagicide is nearly complete, they switch out the teams. Brooke and Laila go to the men’s team and Carson, Vince and Chael go to the women’s team. The men are pissed about this.
The challenge is a fundraiser. Vince has a couple hundred grand committed in the van on the way over. They have to present a candy flavor to See’s candy. Did ya’ll know that See’s is owned by Warren Buffet? That’s news to me.
Kyle still donated 10K to Team Prima even after Porsha threw her under the bus. But PK and Dorit show up to give Boy George’s team $80K. Allegedly. I’d like to be sure that went through. The guys team continued to get huge donations. This will be close. In the end, Vince took all the money from both teams and won nearly $800K. So my new pony, Porsha is on the winning team.
Jon Lovitz was fired.