Charlie Sheen was on WWHL last night. I watched Charlie Sheen on The View today first. After seeing an ad for a Strahan interview with him on GMA this morning, I got the impression we were going to be surprised about how sane Charlie is today.
I am not seeing the difference here. He seems to be drinking a lot from his coffee cup. Charlie Sheen says he is part of an HIV experimental drug study that is going very well. He says the medication he is testing is fantastic and has no side effects. Not sure that is possible, but I certainly want to believe him.
Charlie blames his psychotic episodes on overusing testosterone cream that essentially gave him roid rage. He says there were no drugs or alcohol involved. Um, didn’t we see him drinking a lot then?
Whoopi really loves Charlie Sheen. This tells me all I need to know.
On WWHL Charlie starts right away hitting on Andy Cohen. Charlie has never been on WWHL and likely never seen it. He is more confused than usual about what is happening. The games are even worse than usual. Andy is literally playing every stupid game in his game bag. They all have highly sexual content.
Craig Robinson is the other guest and he just keeps sipping his drink and noting all the exit signs.
To top this whole shitshow off, it’s shotski night. Charlie complains that his shot is so small it’s an “ant bath.” After the break, Charlie makes history by asking for another group shotski. I don’t think anyone has asked that before. He also asks Craig Robinson if he can be on his new Karaoke Van show on Spike. Craig says sure. Then Charlie called Rianna a bitch and Craig is no longer having it with Charlie.
Charlie played plead the fifth and the final question was to rank four of his costars from favorite to least favorite. He ended up putting Heather Locklear first and Lindsey Lohan second and then he was unable to decide who he despised more, Selma Blair or Jenny McCarthy saying he would kick both of them to the curb and they deserve each other.
The show ends with an unprecedented second shotski.
Now I have to go find the Charlie interview with Strahan. Okay, it was not as good as the WWHL or The View interview. Nothing really worth mentioning.
Charlie has a new movie out on Crackle that it looks like he self-produced called Mad Families that streams today. It’s a slapstick type comedy about what happens when a Mexican family, a black family and a white family all reserve the same campsite on the fourth of July and must camp together for the weekend.