It’s time for the first WWHL of 2017 and the first episode in the new clubhouse. Gone is the giant vagina rug and in its place is something by the same designer that is more masculine. The audience has gone from seating for 18 to seating for 36. Erika is going to perform tonight and Kenya is already trying to get a duet with Erika Jayne in the future.
Andy starts by playing a clip of tonight’s RHOBH where Dorit was blathering on about crap she didn’t have a clue about, in particular about Erika’s music career. Erika blows it off but Andy defends Erika saying that she recently performed at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party recently. Bethenny Frankel was there and apparently she and Erika have made up because Erika has nothing but kind words to say about Bethenny. Andy implied he had talked to Bethenny and she had said the same. Does that mean things are thawing between Andy and Bethenny?
Andy asks Kenya is she was surprised at how Kandi and Phaedra are spilling each other’s secrets on the show. Kenya said nothing surprises her and she thinks Kandi just finally got fed up. She says that Phaedra is just like a slippery greased pig that you can’t catch and Andy makey a wonky eyed face. His eyes are getting wonkier by the way.
Andy brings up the the idiots who trespassed on Kenya’s property and scared the shit out of her. Andy seems surprised that Kenya pulled a gun on them. Kenya says she absolutely pulled a gun on them. Andy asks if the gun was loaded. Jesus Christ Andy. You don’t point an unloaded gun at people. He is just incredulous that Kenya would defend her property. Kenya says that they got around her gate and advanced to her door. They deserved to get shot AND have their asses whooped. Andy asked them if when she drew her gun if they ran right away. She said, “absolutely.” Ironically, Erika is the Georgia girl on the stage, she’s from Atlanta. They poll the audience to ask if Kenya overreacted. Seriously? If you approach a house in GA in a manner that makes the owner feel threatened, someone inside is cocking a gun. If it is two mean and a crazy lady outside a single woman’s house, she’s already picked up an extra clip. 83% of those polled said that Kenya DID NOT over react. It was the first poll Kenya has won in five years.
Erika says that she thinks the “British humor” can be funny, but sometimes it is just an excuse to be mean,
Kenya’s phone buzzes in her seat and she can’t find it. Kenya says that her Aunt Lori loves Matt. Sigh. Why does this woman keep lying to make Matt look like less of a hothead? I have no idea how Aunt Lori feels about him but I do know that is she knew the truth she would not be telling Kenya to give him the time of day.
Neither one of them watched Celebrity Apprentice last night. Actually both of them have been sick. I think I have caught this through the TV.
Andy is obsessed with the gun talk. Kenya has four guns and goes to the gun range. Andy finds this fascinating. I could walk to a gun range from my house and to about three places that sell glocks. And those are the legal places. Andy asks if anyone has tried to break into Chateau Sheree. Kenya says “No one lives there.” Andy thinks she is kidding. She says, no really, no one lives there. As I keep saying there are no kitchen appliances and there is no heat or air. There is not certificate of occupancy. I am starting to think Andy has no idea what a giant liar Sheree Whitfield is.
Erika performs Expensive. It was cute and Andy loved it. So did Kenya. It cut off at exactly 30 minutes though, and I missed the very end.