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Bitch Stole My Hat!

December 31, 2016 by tamaratattles 28 Comments

Marlo Hampton
Marlo Hampton

Sorry, inside joke amongst me and my imaginary commenters.

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Come for the tea. Stay for the shade. Not for the easily offended. You're a special snowflake just like everyone else.

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  1. NAA says

    December 31, 2016 at 6:12 pm

    Haha. Happy New Year!

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  2. catazure/woozxyl says

    December 31, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    Resolution for 2017: Pay better attention! I could have sworn that said “Bitch stole my heart!’
    🙂 🙂 🙂

    Reply
  3. Deby says

    December 31, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Happy New Years & thanks for this site!

    Reply
  4. I.Just.Can't. says

    December 31, 2016 at 6:55 pm

    Lol
    Happy New Year to all!

    Reply
  5. Katherine 2.0 says

    December 31, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    I’d send you that hat, but then you’d drill me and I’d flounce off and make you sorry,not sorry.

    Reply
  6. DalaiMama says

    December 31, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Not ashamed to be uncool enough to Not Get The Joke. Big festivities planned for the night – HUGE. Pajamas on. Arguing with daughter about whether to watch Postcards From The Edge now, and a Marx Brothers movie later, or vice versa. Laughed in the face of 2016 and splurged on a bottle of Veuve Clicquot. Here’s hoping everyone’s 2016 goes VERY gently into that good night. Especially Tamara’s. Because she is the wind beneath my wings.

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    • Katherine 2.0 says

      December 31, 2016 at 7:06 pm

      Love it. I second that!

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 31, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      I bought some Veuve too. Sitting here wondering when I can open it and still have some to toast with at midnight with Anderson and Kathy.

      Reply
      • DalaiMama says

        January 1, 2017 at 4:12 pm

        Happy New Year – it makes me happy to know you had Veuve too. My daughter opened the bottle early and maxed out at two glasses. I dutifully finished the bottle and was rewarded for my steadfast dedication this morning by the discovery that I had gained two (2) pounds. However, I comfort myself with the knowledge that at least I did not stalk away from a Times Square performance after a Lip Synching Malfunction. Talk about dropping the ball…

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    • Heidi says

      January 1, 2017 at 9:45 am

      Dalai, you had me at pajamas, but I officially fell in love when you mentioned Veuve. My fave! Did a little splurge myself with Moët & Chandon rose.

      Reply
      • DalaiMama says

        January 1, 2017 at 4:13 pm

        Yay! Cheers, darling!

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  7. dee_Az says

    December 31, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Lol & absolutely priceless TT. HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and banjo.

    Reply
  8. Janna says

    December 31, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    Happy New Year to all! 2016 can’t skiddadle out of here fast enough for me. Bring on the New Year!

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    • Janna says

      December 31, 2016 at 9:41 pm

      oops, wrong thread…

      Reply
  9. Deb in SF says

    December 31, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    HA! Happy New Year, Tamara! May it be better than many of us fear. I look forward to reading you in 2017…wishing no one dies in a fire. Well, maybe not “no one”… I do believe in karma, so I’m gonna shut it now. Ciao to 2016!

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  10. tamaratattles says

    December 31, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    I was expecting floods of comments about how I am the only true ICON.

    le sigh.

    EIGHT MORE MINUTES!

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  11. teecee66 says

    January 1, 2017 at 1:16 am

    Hahah. You can’t be the inky anything because there are so many of you. Us.

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    • teecee66 says

      January 1, 2017 at 12:47 pm

      Ugh. I was 1000% sober. Inky? Wtf.

      Reply
  12. Sam says

    January 1, 2017 at 12:17 pm

    OK. This seems like good a place as there is for this, what with that hat and all. I have some rhetorical questions, and I know the cat ladies are looking, and that’s funny. One: how the fuck do they keep it going this long? And yet STILL claim to be all about other things with the other sides of their stupid mouths? Two: do they not see how batshit crazy that Amy person is? Really? She’s plastered crazy all over the internet for the last month! Three, not a question: it was extremely enlightening to delve into this, probably more than I should have. I’ve read some crazy shit. I’ve read some incredibly stupid shit from the opposing side, as it were. I’m amazed at the ages of some of the players here, I’m not sure why. I wouldn’t fuck with them.

    I had no idea the depths of all this stuff. Makes some of the commenting rules here a little clearer, that’s for sure. Not linking and such. I had no dog in this fight. I feel sort of sorry for the ones that were too stupid to see what they were getting into; they had a red carpet laid out for them and they sashayed right up it. I can’t even talk about the person capitalizing on all this the most, the one that is sooo innocent and loving. It warms to cockles knowing the ass-kissing continues unabated. Just, wow.

    I found this place completely by accident. I live near ATL and like Bravo. Who knew what a stupid yet fascinating cat lady shitstorm it could be? God, so much more to say but I know folks are over it (except the kooks, of course, and Amy, I’m REALLY looking at you. Oh, and the one playing both sides of the fence). At first, I wished I’d avoided it all, and did for a while. Then, felt stupid for falling into it. But, when it all kinda came together, it was almost as good as Breaking Bad. What a tangled web we weave, indeed. I hope I don’t regret posting this, but I was about to explode. You may not wish to entertain my self indulgence, I know.

    Thanks for the chuckles, and happy 2017!

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    • Calipatti says

      January 2, 2017 at 5:31 pm

      Sam, ✌️peace & ? laughter ?

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    • NAA says

      January 2, 2017 at 6:27 pm

      I am betting on ads before the end of February and/or a makeup MLM.

      But you’re right, Sam. The “oh my, I just never knew any of this would happen….here let me start another cunty shit-stirring thread” shtick is tiresome.

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      • tamaratattles says

        January 2, 2017 at 6:59 pm

        These are the people that think they know my ad rates by googling random data. They don’t seem to have enough sense between all of them to get ads. Plus last I heard they were bragging about 3K views a day. They won’t qualify for anything but google sense.

        Just bringing up ads gives me anxiety. I am about to switch to another firm as soon as they all return to work. That is always like a trust fall where you hope they agency catches you.

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        • NAA says

          January 2, 2017 at 7:03 pm

          Good luck. It sounds anxiety provoking.

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        • NAA says

          January 2, 2017 at 7:37 pm

          PS. There’s still at least 3 sucksters still posting over there including you know who. I deleted the link to the board; can’t watch. Pray for them. 🙁

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          • tamaratattles says

            January 2, 2017 at 7:53 pm

            To die in a fire?

            For they no not what they do?

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            • NAA says

              January 2, 2017 at 7:56 pm

              angel fire.

  13. Lolita says

    January 1, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    ???????

    Reply
  14. KatieAlex says

    January 2, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Connecticut grifter ain’t no fool huh? NAA you called that game. Tamara keep doing your thing. Happy New Year ?

    Reply

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